*In Zap's workshop.*

Zap: We're gonna practice quick weapon reequipping.

Lucina: Seems simple enough-

(A ball fires at Lucina.)

*BAM!*

Zap: You were saying?


Lucina: (Pulls out the Azure Spear.) I did it-

*BAM!*

Zap: Now to concentrate on hitting something with it...

Lucina: THUNDER... SLICE!

(Slices the ball in half.)

Lucina: I did it!

Zap: Now to crank it up to twenty.

Lucina: Wat-

*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM-*


Lucina: (Surrounded by a bunch of mini-robo dragons. With missiles. And chainsaws. And eyes that shoot lasers.)

Zap: Well, you're gonna be fighting a dragon. Get to it!

Lucina: Azure... LIGHTNING STRIKER! (Strikes the first two robots with her now electrified spear.)

Robo #3: (Breathes fire at Lucina.)

Lucina: (Rolls before shooting a hole in it's head.)

Zap: Yes, yes. But faster...

Lucina: WHAT AM I, A FREAKING STAIR-MASTER?!


Lucina: (Rips the head of the last dragon off her spear.) Got anything else?

Zap: Not bad... But can you handle something bigger?

Lucina: Must not make that's what she/he said joke... Are you kidding?

Zap: ... Yeah...

Lucina: Well, I need a drink. Shall we?

Zap: Sure.


Lucina: (At a pub with Zap.) GO WYVERNS!

Zap: HUZZAH!