I DID NOTHING IMPORTANT THIS ARC.
Imagi: Shut it. (Slams plunger.)
*Explsoion.*
X: IMAGI!
Imagi: Hope she enjoys all that water!
*it has been about a week since Kraxcor's attack. The city isn't totally fixed, but it looks better than before. A crowd of dragons is gathered outside of the main castle as the Seven Scales and Crag all stand on top of the stairs, each with a medal in their claws*
Di: Dragons of this galaxy! One week ago, a great threat arrived in the form of Kraxcor's army. It brought all dragons out to fight, and we honor their courage. Today, though, I say this ceremony was long overdue. Eight heroes arrived with the intention of fighting Kraxcor to save their family. They are truly the bravest heroes, even if some of the things they did were a little...unorthodox.
Whirlpool: Aye. Whatever they did, they drove off Kraxcor and saved our lives, so today we honor them. ALL OF YOU, STEP FORWARD!
King: *Off in the front row.* Damn that dragon, he kept me from doing anything important...
Issei: Well, let's be happy for them anyway! GO IMAGI! YAY!
*the group, not including King and Issei, all walk up the aisle a lá Star Wars. They stand in front of their respective mentors*
Imagi: Thank you! How goes it S'mores?
Inferno: You're not gonna stop calling me that are you?
Imagi: Wouldn't be like me! *Grins.*
Lucina: Thanks.
Zap: I imagine you'll find all kind of uses for that coat! *Notices Lucina's SVPD badge pinned to the lapel.* What's that?
Lucina: Gift from some friends back home...
Wendell: Um... Heh heh, thanks.
Zephyr: Well, someone's shy!
Wendell: SHUT IT!
Samus: Thank you!
Drillfang: You sure have ran with one odd bunch.
Samus: Meh, they ain't half bad company.
Drillfang: HA HA! I can see that!
Whirlpool: *puts medal on Sparklus* You learned well. I'm glad you remembered those moves I taught you!
Sparklus: How could I forget? That was A LOT of ice skating!
Luna: *puts medal on Millenia* Good job to you. I never thought I'd see the day that a bird was made a war hero!
Millenia: First time for everything, right?
Di: *puts medal on Daldronor* I guess being renowned as a hero is no new thing for you, right?
Daldronor: Yeah, but I never got a medal before!
Crag: *puts medal on a very excited X* Try to contain yourself, my friend.
X: *looking at medal with joy in her eyes* This is the BEST DAY EVER!
*Later at the celebration.*
Issei: You finally got a real medal, eh?
Imagi: You know it!
King: Well, now you're the hero.
X: Feels pretty good if I must say!
Wendell: THEY HAVE FRIED CHICKEN! I MUST NOM!
Lucina: Right...
X: WAIT UP WENDELL!
*The next day.*
King: Well, see ya'!
Crag: Do you really have to leave?
King: Yeah, otherwise Lucina dies from alcohol poisoning...
Lucina: S... Shad ut!
Imagi: Hey, where's Narrator?
King: Left him with Rosalina.
Imagi: FOR A WEEK?
King: ... Aw crap.
King: Rosalina, we're back!
Moan...
King: Rosalina?
Rosalina: *Somewhere.* OH YES!
X: 0_0 Are they...?
Millenia: Don't jump to such conclusions, X! Let's see...*looks around, then pinpoints the source of Rosalina's voice* There we go! *flies towards it*
King: I have a bad feeling about this...
King: Turn the corner and...
(Use your imagination. Seriously. I'm not going to describe that s***!)
King: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?!
Narrator: AH!
Rosalina: HOLY-
Imagi: That lucky little- OH CRAP ISSEI.
Millenia: *Now stone-still on the floor.*
Issei: (Same.)
Sparklus: NOPE! *backs away*
Daldronor: ...?
Samus: ...Strangely, not the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
King: MY F***ING NARRATOR IS F***ING THE QUEEN OF THE COSMOS LADY! AND I'M PRETTY SURE X IS SLOWLY DYING!
Rosalina: CAN YOU LEAVE?!
Lucina: Hey, it's not gonna help. Just sayin'.
Wendell: Oh yeah, you guys don't have genders...
Daldronor: Yeah...
X: *whimpers and sways a bit*
Samus: *turns to X* Scarred for life?
X: *slowly nods* Again...
Daldronor: *picks up X* C'mon, you've seen worse stuff...*leaves the room*
Rosalina: (Dressed.) Why are we doing this...
King: BECAUSE.
X: ...
Daldronor: Does anyone know where I can find a kitten?
Samus: Why?
Daldronor: KITTEN THERAPY!
Samus: Would Kirby do?
Daldronor: Why?
Samus: We're passing Popstar right now.
Daldronor: *shrugs* Well, he's just as adorable, so I guess! *flies over to the Launch Star* Are you coming or not?
Imagi: I'm good.
King: Hurry back!
Samus: Sure.
Lucina: Nah.
Wendell: Coming!
Millenia: Wait up!
Sparklus: I'm going!
Issei: I'd like to go.
Daldronor: Okay, then! Um...*looks at X*
X: *lying on a couch, staring blankly at the ceiling*
Sparklus: Well, she's kinda...broken at the moment, so...let's not bother her!
*everyone stands on the Launch Star, and are then launched to Popstar*
Issei: That was... exciting...
Sparklus: I don't think I'm gonna get used to that...
Wendell: Oh look, a Waddle Dee!
Waddle Dee: *Stare.*
Millenia: *walks up to it* Hello. There. We come. In peace. My, name, is Mi-llen-ia. This. Is-
Sparklus: Millenia! That's a Waddle Dee, not a Martian.
Millenia: Sorry...
Waddle Dee: ...
Issei: Do they talk?
Waddle Dee: (Raises nubs.)
Samus: What's it doing?
Waddle Dee: (Points at X.)
Daldronor: X? When did you get here?
X: Just now! Do you really think I'd pass up the chance to go to Popstar? Even if I was scarred horribly! *waves at the Waddle Dee* Hallo!
Waddle Dee: (Points at X again.)
Issei: What does it... Oh my gosh...
(A giant wave of Scarfies appear behind X.)
Issei: They're... so cute...
X: Yup! And they'll STAY that way as long as we don't hurt them!
Daldronor: *stops preparing Dragon Pulse* Oh...okay...
Issei: I wanna hug them.
X: Be care-
Samus: (Chucks a rock at them.)
*the rock hits a Scarfy in the face. It then turns into its "angry form", as do the rest of them. They all fly towards the group, furious*
Sparklus: YOU-! *picks up a rock and throws it at Samus*
Samus: OW!
Sparklus: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Samus: ... I have no idea.
X: THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
King: ...
Rosalina: ...
Imagi: ...
Lucina: ...
Narrator: ...
King: Pretty quiet...
Daldronor: *uses Dragon Tail on all of them, instantly destroying them* Well, this adventure is getting off to a GREAT start, right?
Issei: D8 You killed them all!
X: They would've killed us lady...
Narrator: Hah... I'm hungry.
King: Good for you.
Lucina: God this is boring...
Daldronor: Sorry, I got caught in the moment...
Millenia: Wheee! *contently flying with a flock of Bronto Burt*
X: Look out for-
*BOOM!*
X: Bombs...
Samus: Anyone wanna go home?
X: No.
Samus: Let you bring the Waddle Dee!
X: Tell me more...
*a large shadow appears over the area*
X: What the...
Sparklus: Look! *points at the Battleship Halberd flying above them*
Samus: I want it.
X: No.
Meta Knight: *Megaphone.* HELLO!
Imagi: Wonder what's on TV...
*Click.*
Reporter: The Aldraxis Empire leader Kraxcor was found dead today...
Imagi: Holy...
Lucina: The hell?
X: WHEEEEEEE! *goes into Dragon Form and eagerly flies up to Halberd*
Sparklus: She's also a fan of Meta Knight.
Samus: Well, let's get going before she pisses him off...
Reporter: His COD was reported as being shot in the head, though the bullet can not be identified...
Imagi: Well, this just got real...
King: No kidding...
X: *lands and goes back to normal form* Hello there! I am DarkX the Dragon Knight!
Meta Knight: Well...hello there. *sees Dimension Sword*
X: Ah! I see you've noticed my sword- the Dimension Sword! *unsheathes it* So, you are the strongest warrior in Dreamland, yes? Well then, I've always wanted to see your skills in real life! So...I challenge you to a duel!
Samus: OH, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GREET SOMEONE WHO OWNS A GIANT BATTLESHIP.
X: DON'T JUDGE ME! *turns back to Meta Knight* Do you accept?
Meta Knight: No.
X: D8
Millenia: You know, part of me's kind of relieved. Throughout this whole adventure, wherever we go, something BIG and LIFE-THREATENING happens, we almost die, and something gets blown up! I have a good feeling that this time, we're gonna get out of here unscathed...
*BOOM!*
Millenia: ARCEUS DANG IT.
Kirby: HALP! (Being chased by- SUPER BUU?! THE F***?!)
Meta Knight: That's why...
Buu: HAHAHA!
X: Buu? As in that guy that Dragon Ball?
Sparklus: The guy that those YouTube people made have a "Death Match" with Kirby?
Millenia: The pink guy who's practically IMPOSSIBLE to kill?
Buu: (Cracks neck.) You called b****?
Kirby: HELP ME META!
All: ... AHHHHHHH!
X: ROOOOOOAR! *charges at Buu and slices him in half with sword* STAY AWAY FROM THE KIRBY! *slices Buu into little pieces at a terrifying speed*
Buu: (Pulls himself back together.) Aw, that's sweet. Now, die! (Kicks X into the ship.)
Kirby: (Hugging Issei's face.) I thought I was gonna die!
Issei: ...
X: *gets up, eyes now glowing red* You'd better get ready to burn, you oversized piece of bubble gum, because DARKX THE DRAGON KNIGHT IS RAGING! *swings sword, unleashing dozens of energy waves at Buu*
Buu: (Fires Chocolate beam at X.)
X: (Turns into a piece of Chocolate.) ...Well, this stinks.
Millenia: It's okay, I'll save you!
Sparklus: AND NOW I'M RAGING!
Daldronor: SO AM I!
Sparklus: ICE BEAM!
Daldronor: DRAGON PULSE!
*both beams hit Buu head on*
Buu: (Slowly falls.)
Samus: SUPER MISSILE!
*BOOM!*
Millenia: *sets X down* Are you okay!?
X: I'm a FUDGING PIECE OF CHOCOLATE, what do you think?
Millenia: ...
X: Pun not intended.
Millenia: Thanks.
Daldronor: *uses Dragon Tail to slam Buu into the ground* WHAT NOW?
Buu: Ow... NOT! (Stretch punches Daldronor in the face.)
Sparklus: *jumps off Halberd and uses Surf on the ground to not only break his fall, but to also to damage Buu*
Buu: HEY!
Sparklus: EARTHQUAKE! *the ground starts shaking violently, even causing some trees to topple over*
Millenia: Hey, Issei! Can't you turn her back to normal?
Issei: Hm... Seems like magic... I'll try. (Pulls out staff.) Vomo... Sune RETRAS!
X: (Normal.) Oh thank Arceus! *runs and jumps off the ship* YOLOOOOOOOOO! *slices Buu in half as she lands*
Sparklus: You're back to normal!
X: And it's amazing my legs didn't break in that fall!
Issei: Well, shall we?
Millenia: I guess so...
Buu: You do know that doesn't work right? (Reforms.)
X: I GOT NO OTHER IDEAS! *slices him up again*
Sparklus: *uses Surf*
Daldronor: *uses Dragon Ascent*
*BOOM!*
Buu: HA!
Issei: VOLGA! (Buu disappears.)
All: ...
X: What did you do?
Issei: Sent him into a black hole!
Samus: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT BEFORE?!
Issei: Stop yelling at me...
Buu: (Floating in a black hole.) ... Damn it!
X: ...You know what?
Millenia: What?
X: I feel like eating chocolate now...
Lucina: (Rim-shot.)
Imagi: HELP ME DAMN YOU.
X: NOT FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU IS IT?!
Issei: Um...
Narrator: Don't.