A/N-Re-write number five. Five times.

Just Outside New York, 2001:A space oddessey 2015

Percy's POV

Between me, Thalia, and Jason, we were so depressed that on the depressed-o-meter we would have a new world record. Annabeth, Leo, and Calypso were taken. When I was possessed, the eidolon told me it was going to possess Calypso, adding the possessed-o-meter to 3. So no high hopes then. One good thing. A god joined us. Apparently, he had to prove his worth. Sbllihut (Anagram. Do not unscramble). He had already proved his worth. As I turned around to greet him, I noticed a shape behing him. Hydra! "Hydra!" I called out. .J.J. knew the myths, and his hand set on fire. How many heads? Four. Four of chopped off a head each, and them .J.J. set the head in question on fire. Phew. As I went to bed, I had a vivid dream.

I was standing in a cave lit by lanterns. The lanterns allowed me to see the scene in front of me. Leo, Calypso, and Annabeth closing in on me, with knives. They then proceeded to stab me. My vision changed. I was standing in the same cave, but with just a voice. The words that echo round the chamber are "I am Ouranos. Chop off one head, and two more will take it's place. Destroy me, and the two older deities will kill you. There is no escape!" The last thing I heard before I wake up is the sound of evil cackling.

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As I told the others about my dream, the expressions on their faces went from sad to positively grim. Thats anotZzzzzz- another o-meter we have just set a new world record for. The camp was in dissaray, necause during the night, there was a hellhound attack. Luckily, we fenZzzzz- we fended them off. A few miniutes later, and a fu- sorry, a kindlZzzzzz- a kindly one appeared. Technially speaking, three. And them, in my dreams, I was told to wake up repeatedly, like someone was tormentiing me. So, all in all, I'm very tirZzzzz- very tired and very ANGRY! Sorry about that. Maybe .J.J. can take over? Zzzzzzz

.J.J.'s POV

I understand that he is tired, but seriously! He asks me to do it like I have extra room on my plate. For the record, I don't. Between my abusing mortal family, my rejecting godly family, the fact that I had the fact that I am a god just sprung on me like that, and the fact that they are rejecting me, talking to each other, but not to me. I am fuming. I don't understand it. Why, why, why? Why? I snuggle up to me teddy bear Bernard, but not before putting him on my pillow, Red Cushion. They have been the only constant through the last few topsy-turvy weeks. Ah. They comfort me when I need it, and they are two of my six leitenants. The other teddy is at the end of my bed. He is called Eddie.

Bernard is the god of bear life. Eddie is the god of bear death, and the bear underworld. Red Cushion is the god of bear reproduction. A dog, Daisy, is the god of pet reproduction. The cat Rigsby is the god of pet death and the pet underworld, and another cat called Polly is the gof of pet life. I cover all aspects of bearband animals, although I generally work on the grander scale of things, and my lieuenants work on the smaller things. I am very content. One of the changes I made happen is that in bear abd pet underworlds, if you live a really really good life, like Nelson Mandella, you get to go to the isles of the blest anyway, even if it was not your third life. It us fairer that way.

Thalia POV

Jason made a big mistake. Flying around like a blonde superman with me in tow. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I DON'T LIKE HEIGHTS, BEFORE IT PENETRATES YOUR THICK, BLONDE SKULL!? He really isstupid, idiot. And Percy. Oh Percy. He is on my nerves. Just because he had a bad dream and didn't get any sleep, doesn't mean he has to get angry and grouchy at me. Oh no. He could go to bed, so the anger and grouchyness goes away. He could punch a tree or something th burn the anger and grouchyness away. But oh no, he doesn't do that, he get angry and grouch with me! The so-and-so.

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Chaos's Palace, 2015

Chaos's POV

My plan is working. I am driving them apart person by person. Thalia is only friends with .J.J., who is friends with no-one. Percy is in grouchy state thanks to the pill Annabeth gave him which also gives me control over whether or not he is angry or not. Jason is confused. It is all falling into play. Ha HA!

A/N-At last! It's done!