Whoa, hey there. You scared the hell out of me... Oh, you wanna know how we managed to become top I.S. pilots, huh? Well, just sit back, and me and the guys here will tell you...
Episode 1: Our Classmates are All Girls
Tony's P.O.V.
It all starts with me sitting on my desk, just minding my own business when I was finally called to introduced myself to the class. "Okay, Tony Kurosaki?" Ms. Yamada asked.
I stood up from my desk and said: "That's me! My name is Tony Kurosaki! I'm 14 years old and I'm glad to be here at the I.S. Academy!"
The girls in the classroom seemed to be observing me very intensely as Ms. Yamada asked: "Umm, is that all you have to say, Kurosaki?"
"Yes, that is all." I replied. After I finished, everyone in the room just decided to fall flat off their chairs.
"*sighs* I knew it." I said to myself. Then I continued on asking: "Uhh, were you ladies expecting me to keep going? Who do you think I am here? Shakespeare?" The only response I got from the ladies is just a more intense glare from them, prompting me to sit back down.
(Keith's Thoughts: 'Well, that escalated quickly.')
'Hhngh. What's the deal with these girls? Are they expecting me to be high-class?' I thought to myself.
A few minutes later...
After the roll call was over with, Ichika had finally escaped from his thoughts, and had also made a brief introduction to the class, causing the girls to intentionally fall over their seats again.
(Keith: Alright, that's makes two more blunders of the male gender. Could this possibly get more embarassing?)
Then, a woman in a black business dress walked in to start class. "I'm Ms. Orimura, and from this point on, I'll be your homeroom teacher for the year." She said with a stern voice.
The girls in the classroom then started screaming that a well-known I.S. pilot is one of their teachers for the year. 'Holy f%#k, since when did they turn into fangirls?' I thought as my ears felt like they were going to bleed.
For those who don't know, she is Chifuyu Orimura, a champion of the I.S. Mondo Grosso Tournament.
She was about to win her second tournament, until someone had informed her that her little brother, Ichika, has been taken hostage during the tournament. So unfortunately, she had to forfeit the tournament to save him.
Ichika was surprised to find someone he recognized, and so he accidentally referred to his teacher as 'Chifuyu' before he got his head slammed down on the desk.
(Keith: Christ! Better not f**k around with her, then...)
"That's Orimura-sensei from now on, Ichika." she said. 'So, she's aggressive, huh? Hmmmm. This could be a problem...' I thought to myself before...
*SLAM* "Daaahhh! What was that?!" I shouted. "Try and keep your thoughts to yourself, alright Kurosaki?" Ms. Orimura asked. "Wait a minute, you're a mind reader?" I asked. "So is that saying your willing to take this to the next level?" she warned. "NNgh, N-no ma'am." I quivered.
Class continued as we learned about what we can do around the academy and the purpose for being here. It went on for about an hour, until the bell finally rang.
"Keith, look over there." I said to him as we looked over to what we're currently seeing. "It's Ichika Orimura. The first male I.S. pilot." "Yeah, it is. But what are you going to do with him?" Keith asked. "I'm just going to walk over there and greet him. Have a little chat, and maybe hang out afterwards." I responded. "Well, if you're just going to talk to him, just act normal and maybe he'll say something." Keith said. I walked over to Ichika's desk and greeted him with:
"Hey, are you Ichika Orimura?" I asked. "Yeah, who's asking?" "Me, I'm Tony Kurosaki, the other male who's able to pilot an I.S." I stated as I extended my arm to shake hands. "Oh, you're the other male pilot? Well then, nice to meet you." He said as we both shook hands.
"*clears throat* Excuse me." someone said. I turn my head to the left as I saw a girl with twin ponytails standing right by me. "Oh, sorry." I said as I moved. Ichika looks up as he sees the girl in front of him. "Can we talk for minute?" she asked.
"Umm, sure, Houki." he replied. 'Hmm, so her name is Houki, huh?' Ichika got up from his desk, and as he was walking away, he said: "Uhh, we'll have to talk later, Tony. But, it was nice knowing you!" "*gasps* Ichika, wait!" But it was already too late, as he had left the room.
"*sighs* I didn't even get a chance to know him..." I sulked. "Oh don't worry, Tony. I'm sure will see him again afterwards." Keith reassured me.
"Pardon me, but are both of you male I.S. pilots?" We turn around to find a British blonde girl standing right behind us, and I said: "We beg your pardon?" "I asked you if you're the other boys who can pilot I.S.?" She asked again. "Oh. Well, yes, we are. Now, I don't want to be rude, but umm, who exactly are you?" I asked.
"*gasps* How dare you speak like that to a well-known I.S. pilot like me?! I'm Cecilia Alcott, the representative candidate for England! You should have already known about myself since I have defeated an instructor in an entrance exam!" She bellows.
"*stammers* Wait, wait, wait. Settle down there, Tony. She didn't really mean that at all, Heh-heh. Right?" Keith stuttered as I felt a little enraged.
'So, she's that kind of person, huh? Oh we'll see about that. (snickers)' I thought to myself before I responded: "Oh really? Well, that's funny because I've also defeated an instructor myself." I stated.
"What?! You've defeated one too?!" I respond with: "Yes sirree, madam. I'm being certain about this. By the way, I need to make this clear. Since you're from England, you happen to be wealthy, right?" She nods her head.
I thought: 'Heh-heh-heh. Bingo.' Keith happened to be reading mind as he telepathically said: 'No, no. Tony, please don't tell me you're going there.' Keith pleaded 'Oh, I am definitely going there.' I responded to him.
"Well then, judging from how you berated at me from before, I'm going to assume that your parents had treated you like a snobbish brat, or, since you're a woman, you're a princess as I like to call it!"
Cecilia, Keith and even the rest of the class were stunned at the fact that I had not only had insulted her, but she was also shocked that I had called her nothing but a prissy princess. "Tony, stop that!" Keith demanded.
"*gasps* Take that back, you foolish, insignificant Yankee commoner!"
"mmmNope! I am standing by my word, and from now on, I shall refer to you as Princess Alcott!"
I stated as the bell had rung. "Welp, that's my cue. So excuuuse me, princess. I have other business to attend to. Come on, Keith. Let's go."
I left the room with Keith following me as the entire class had thought to themselves: 'What in god's name just happened?' "I can't believe you just called her that..." Keith said disappointingly. "Hey, she totally deserved it for the way she was acting." I replied as we walked along the hallway.
(scene change)
Ichika's P.O.V.
I'm outside of class talking with Houki. It looked like she just wanted to see me again after all these years.
"So, what's up?" I asked. She doesn't seem to respond. "Well, it's been six years now. So is there something you wanted to say?" I don't get another word from her. So, I try and get her attention again by remembering something from earlier.
"Hmm... Oh, that's right." I said. "Huh? What's right?" She asked.
"Well, I heard about you winning the international Kendo competition last year. Way to go." I complimented.
"What? How did you find out about that?" She asked.
"What do you mean? It was in the newspaper." I replied. "And why were you looking at that newspaper?" She inquired.
"Yeah, actually... You know, it's been ages, but even after 6 years, I recognized you right away, Houki. You still have the same hairstyle."
"Yeah, you don't forget a single thing, do you?" she says.
"How can I forget about you? You're my childhood friend." I said to her.
(bell rings)
"Well, I guess we should head back now." I said. "Yeah, I guess we should."
As I started heading back to class, I noticed that Houki wasn't following me. I shouted to her: "Hey, Houki. Are you coming or what?" "Oh. D-don't worry. I'm coming."
~Class 1-1, 10:10 A.M.~
Tony's P.O.V.
Class went on as we went over the capabilities of the I.S., and the textbook we're reading is double the size of a dictionary. I'm trying to skim through this monstrosity just to get it over with, Keith seems to be taking this for granted, but Ichika is long gone by this point, and it looks like he's struggling way more than I am.
"Do you have any questions, Orimura?" Ms. Yamada asked. Ichika responds with: "Well, uh..." "Well, if you do have any questions, just ask me, okay? I am your teacher after all." He continues with: "Ms. Yamada..." "Yes. Don't be shy." "I don't understand any of this!" He finishes.
'Say, what now?' I thought. (Keith: '*sighs* Bloody hell...') "What? Not any of it? Is there anyone else here who doesn't understand what we've covered so far?" No one in the classroom spoke a word out of their mouth.
"Orimura, Did you read the reference manual before school started?" Chifuyu asked.
"Um, are you talking about that big one?" He questioned. "That's right. Didn't it say required reading?"
'Please don't tell me you didn't notice it when you came...' I begged to myself. "Yeah, but I accidentally threw it away."
As soon as he said that, he got slapped in the face with Chifuyu's textbook for not bothering to read it at all.
"I'll get you a new copy then. And I expect you to have the whole thing memorized within a week." She ordered.
"What? That big book? Within a week?" He asked. "What did I say?" she said as she glared at him. "Hhngh, Yes... ma'am." He responded.
I growled at the predicament Ichika had gotten himself into, and it catches the attention of Ms. Orimura.
"Is there something bothering you, Tony?" she asked. "Oh, forgive me, it's nothing important." I responded.
"Are you sure there isn't anything? Because you seem to be as stressed as Ichika here." "Don't worry, I'm alright." I repeated. "Alright then."
It seemed that class was going to continue as usual until... *WHOOSH* I managed to put my arms up fast enough before Chifuyu could bonk my head with her textbook. "Hey! What the hell was that for?!" I raised my voice. "Sorry about that. I was just testing your reflexes." She said.
With that over with, class went on as usual. "Well then, let's continue with class. Please turn to page 12 in your textbooks." Miss Yamada said, as my struggles had continued for many, many minutes on end...
50 minutes later...
Class had finally ended as I tried to pull myself together after all the hell that I've went through. "Man, I can't believe I'm going to be doing this for the next 4 years." I said. "Uh, Tony, it's only been your first day here." Keith said. "I know, and I'm dead-tired already! *groans*"
I slouched over my desk until I caught wind of Keith's grab. "Hey Tony, look." I look up to see that blonde girl I encountered earlier. "Cecilia? What is she doing over there?" "What do you think we should do?" He asked. "Hmm, let's watch and see what happens. If things start heating up, we butt in."
She tries to communicate with him as it looks like he's busy at the moment. "May I have a moment?" She asks. He doesn't seem to catch her question. "Huh?" He responded. "Oh, what sort of a response is that?" 'Well, that escalated quickly.' I thought to myself as I motioned at Keith to join in. "You should be honored that I bothered speaking to you in the first place. Don't you think you should behave in more appropriate manner?" She asked.
"Well isn't that nice to speak to a man who hasn't got a chance to live his own life." Keith rebelled with Ichika shouting: "Hey!" "Quiet you! All of you men should know better since the I.S. helps the female gender dominate the males. And you! (points to me) I can't believe you would go as far as to call me nothing but a princess!" She berated at us. "Hey, I was being brutally honest back there, and besides, you seriously had it coming." I fought back.
"Look, I'm sorry, but I don't even know who you are, okay?" He politely responded. '*sighs* Here we go, again...' I thought to myself grudgingly.
"You don't know who I am? I'm Cecilia Alcott, England's representative contender, the one who scored highest on the..." Just before she could repeat what she told me and Keith earlier, Ichika interrupted with: "Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I have a question." "Well, it is the responsibility of nobles to answer queries from the lower classes. Do go ahead." He asks: "You're a representative contender. Got it. What's that mean?"
"*sighs of frustration* This is unbelievable! I can only hope that every Japanese man is not this utterly devoid of knowledge. I mean, it's nothing more than common sense, honestly." Cecilia said. "*gasps* SEXIST!" I shouted as I ended up getting bitch-slapped for my rude behavior. "They are the chosen elites selected by their countries to represent them as IS pilots. Surely you should be able to deduce that from the name alone."
"Oh, when you put it that way, it makes sense." Ichika confirmed. "That's right. I am one of the elite. It's a true miracle and your good fortune to get to be in the same homeroom with someone like me. Oh what incredibly lucky boys you all are! Did that get through that thick skull of yours?" "I got it. I guess I'm lucky." "Heh, you're in the same boat as I am." Keith responded. "Well, that was nice of you to say, princess." I sarcastically said.
"Wait, are you all making fun of me now?" She asked. "Hey, you're the one who just said how lucky I was." Ichika said. "I only told you we were on the same level." said Keith. "I'm just saying: how nice of you to say that." I responded.
"First of all, I'd like to know how you all managed to enter this school with no knowledge about anything. I heard that you're the only males who can control an IS. But you've been such a terrible disappointment. (points to Keith) You're just trying to get on my good side, (points to me) and you, well, you're just getting on my nerves!"
"Yeah well, expecting anything from me sounds like a bad idea." Ichika said. "Hmm, you could say that again." Keith said. "Shut up." He responded.
"In any case, since I'm so remarkable, I can still find it in my heart to be considerate towards people such as yourself. So, if you do have questions, I wouldn't mind answering them for you if you would plead with tears in your eyes. After all, I did defeat an instructor during the entrance exam, which means that I am an elite amongst the elites..."
"Um, I defeated an instructor, too." Ichika said. "Yeah, so did we." I followed up. "What?" She asked. "Maybe it wasn't really defeat. When an instructor charged at me, I dodged, she smashed to the wall and kaboom." "B-but I heard that I was the only one." Cecilia muttered. "They might've meant you were the only female." Ichika said. "Heh, good point there, Ichika." I responded.
"Wait! Are you telling me that you've also defeated the instructor?" Cecilia inquired. "Wait, now just calm down, okay?" Ichika asked. "Yeah, Alcott. Haven't we told you off already?" Keith followed. "Calm? How can I be calm at this insult!" She yells.
(bell rings)
"Damn it. Keith, we got to go. Ichika, we'll see you later, alright? We'll meet again! Cecilia Alcott!" I shouted as I was leaving. "We will be continuing this conversation later. Do you understand? And I'll be dealing with you next time, Kurosaki..." She responded.
~Dormitories, 8:10 P.M.~
Normal P.O.V.
Ichika is roaming across the hallway, looking for his room while speaking to himself: "If things are like this in the first day, I'm worried about the future." He finds his designated room numbered: 1025. "This must be it." He says to himself as he walks inside to take a look around. He's amazed to see how it looks until he hears someone from inside the shower.
"Is someone out there?" The voice said. Ichika is shocked to hear that it was a girl speaking from there. The girl walks out of the shower to greet her new roommate:
"Oh hey. You must be my roommate. I look forward to having your company this year. Sorry for meeting you like this, but I just got out of the shower. My name is Houki Shinonono." They both are left motionless once they make eye contact with each other.
Tony's P.O.V.
I was browsing around my desktop until I heard some noise coming from the room next door. "I-I-Ichika?! Don't look!" 'Is that Houki?' I thought to myself. "Ah! Sorry!" I decided to head out of my room to see what the hell was up.
"What the hell are you doing in here?" I heard her asked. "Well, this happens to be my room and... Hang on! That means you and I are sharing the same room!" Things seemed to be heating up in there until Ichika came running out of the room.
"*sighs* Close call..." "Ichika, what in god's name is going on in there?" I asked him. "*gasps* Oh, it's just you, Tony... I just went into my room, and I ended up bumping into Houki while she was in the shower..." "Wait a minute, that ponytail-haired girl I saw earlier today?" I asked.
Just then, what appears to be a wooden sword started being jabbed from the door. "Holy shit! What's going on?!" I shouted. Ichika stumbled back from his attacker: "Are you honestly trying to kill me? I'd have been dead if I hadn't dodged that one!" Then more girls started coming out of their rooms to see what was going on outside.
"Shit! Ichika, we're surrounded! Do something!" I demanded. "Right! Uh, Houki! Ms. Houki, please let me in right now. This is gonna be bad, I mean... I apologize! So please let us in. Please I'm begging you!"
"*sighs* All right then." She then opens the door and we rush back in. "Come on, close it! Close it! Close it!" I repeated as Ichika locked the door behind us. "Whew! Thanks for the help back there..." I gratefully said. "Um, Ichika? Who's your friend right there?" Houki asked as she pointed over to me. "Oh, I'm sorry! I'm Tony Kurosaki! Nice to meet you, Houki Shinonono!" I spurted out as she calmly shook hands with me.
"Okay... Um, actually, I've wanted to have the bed that corner." Ichika said. "So, now it turns out you're my roommate." Houki said. "It... looks that way." He said to himself. "Just what are you up to?" "Huh?" "I asked you "what are you up to?" Don't you know that mixing genders past age seven is just wrong? And you, Tony. What are you even doing in here, anyways?" Houki asks.
"Oh me? I was just in my room, until I heard the commotion you two were having, I saw Ichika outside, and now I'm in here." I said. "Sounds like pretty old-fashioned thinking to me. But actually, I suppose it could be a few wishes with it. You know, with a 15-year-old guy and girl living to, I mean, sharing the same room." He replies. "You... You... You..." "Uh-huh?" "You requested this room, didn't you? You had asked them to put us in here together!" "You-, you're kidding me!"
It felt like things were about to go down as Houki was about to bring the pain down to Ichika as he barely saves his ass being handed to him as I shouted: "HOLY SHIT!" He says to himself: "Okay, this is scary." "HOUKI! What the fuck are you doing to him?!" I said to her. "Kidding am I. Kidding. I get it. I get it!" "Scary face. Really scary face." Ichika muttered.
I was just shocked to see what was unfolding before my eyes, until I catch some girls peeping in on us. "Hey! What do you girls think you're doing here? Go on! Get back to your rooms!" I shouted as they scurried back inside to their rooms while I closed and locked the door again.
"Okay, *breathing* Problem solved..." I sulked down by the door as Houki started talking again. "*breathing* Ichika!" "Huh? What now?" "As long as we're sharing the same room, I ah, think that you and I are going to need to establish some ground rules. First, regarding shower use each hours. I'll use it between 7 and 8 PM. And you can use it from 8 to 9."
"But I wanna use it earlier than that." 'Hmm, this is getting interesting, I'm just gonna sit back and watch the events unfold.' I thought to myself. "Are you asking me not to shower after my club activities?" She questions him.
"You mean activities like Kendo? I thought they had showers in the club facility for that." He answers. "I really don't feel relaxing unless I shower in my own room." She assured. "And I'd like to use the toilet in my own place more than using the ones at school. Oh, hold on. There are no toilets in the rooms here, are there?" 'Wait a goddamn second! There's no toilets in these rooms?! Shit!' I thought to myself.
"That's right. There only are restrooms at the end of each hallway." Houki said. "You think someone would have remembered that this place is all girls. But worst-case scenario..." 'What worst-case scenario...?' He gets interrupted when Houki jabs at him."I see you've become quite a pervert during the years I haven't seen you. I'm very disappointed." She pointed out. "What's that supposed to mean?" 'Welp, showtime's over. Time to move in.'
"You wanna go in the girl's restroom. What else would you call that besides perverted?" She questioned."What? Houki! No. (repeatedly) You've got it all wrong! He would NEVER do something like that! Wouldn't you, Ichika?" "YEAH! What Tony said! I'd never do something like that!"
Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to buy it, seeing as he walked in without realizing she was in the shower earlier. "Ah, I should punish you right now!" She said. "AH CRAP!" I shouted. "Oh no, you don't." He says as he grabs the other wooden sword she has until he realizes that something is sticking out.
"What the hell is this?" 'Ohhhhh... That's not good...' I thought. "Give it back!" "Hey, wait a second!" "Hey hands off, you pervert!" "It would seem that you wear a bra now, huh." I stand right behind Ichika as Houki was about to strike again. "Don't worry, Ichika! I've got your back!" I said. "What the? Tony, what are you doing- " Ichika spoke until I got hit in the face by Houki's sword. I ended up blacking out after receiving a hit like that.
Ichika's P.O.V.
"*gasps* Oh my god! Tony! Are you alright?! I am so sorry! I-I didn't mean to do that!" Houki pleaded as she held Tony by her lap. "Houki! Is he alright?" I asked her. "Hold on, let me check." She checks his body to make sure she didn't injure him in any way. "*sighs* Good, his heart is still beating." "Houki, why did you do that to him?" I asked her. "I was going for you with that swing!" She answered.
"Are you crazy? I could have gotten sent to the infirmary with such force like that!" We both stare at Tony thinking of what to do. "Hmm, Ichika." "Yeah, Houki?" "His room is next door, right?" She asked. "Yeah, he was right by me when I stumbled outside." I answered. "Can you take him into his room and tuck him into bed?" She asked. "*sighs* Alright, I'll get him back in his room, but when you see him again, you better apologize for what you got him into, okay?"
She nods her head as I walk out of our room and into Tony's. I pull out the sheets, place him in bed, and said to him as I was leaving: "Sleep tight, Tony. You'll need all that energy for tomorrow..."
~Cafeteria, 6:05 A.M.~
I was minding my own business trying to finish my breakfast, but I'm still feeling a little anxious with Houki not saying a word to me at all after what happened last night. "Psst. Um, hello. Are you still mad at me?" I asked. "I am not mad at you." "Then why are you still wearing a mad face?" I asked her again. "Get used to it." She answered back.
I kept on eating until I tried to talk with her again. "Hey, Houki, do you think..." I said until she banged her fists on the table yelling: "Don't use my first name!" 'Goddamn it! What's with her? It's only been six years since we've seen each other and she's already fed up with me.'
I thought to myself as I tried to speak once again. "Ms. Shinonono..." I was about to talk until someone asked for me. "Orimura, may we sit next to you?" I turn around to see three other girls right behind me. "Huh? Sure. Go ahead and have a seat." They all sit down in the seats from my right. I talk with them for a little bit until Houki decides to leave. "I think I'll excuse myself now." "Okay then. I'll see you later." I said to her as she left.
"So you and Shinonono must be really close friends." "I heard that you two are even sharing the same room." Two of the girls stated. I told them: "Well, we are childhood friends." "Huh? You're childhood friends?" They all asked. "Yeah. We started going to the same Kendo dojo back when we were in the first grade. We were in class together until fourth grade. But I don't remember much about it anymore. About the past." I explained until I heard Chifuyu ordering us to hurry up.
"Less talking and more chewing! Pilots have to eat quickly and efficiently! I'm the freshman dorm supervisor. Anyone late to class will do 10 laps around the school." She demanded. 'Now I get it. No wonder she hardly ever came home.' I thought to myself as I continued to finish my breakfast.
(scene change)
Keith's P.O.V.
I was running across the hallways trying to get to class on time until I happen to run across someone that I've heard from. "Hey, can I have a minute?" I said as I tapped her shoulder. "Yeah, sure. Who's asking?" She turns around to me as I stood up. "That would be me. My name is Keith Martin, I'm one of the male pilots around here. You're Houki Shinonono, right?" I asked.
"Yeah. So what's up?" She asked me. "Well, I've heard a lot about you from your friend. What was his name? Hmm? Oh, his name was Ichika Orimura. So he told that you were a champion of kendo tournament, right? If so, then congratulations on your victory." I complimented her. "Gee, thanks." "Also, I've heard about some accident last night or something from Ichika as well. By the way, have you seen Tony anywhere? I haven't seen him at all this morning." I asked her.
"Hmm, now that you've mentioned it, no, I haven't seen him." She said. "Damn it. Well, I'm gonna keep looking for him. I'll see you in class, alright? It was nice knowing you, Houki." I said as I went on my way. "Yeah, I'll see you later." She said back.
~Class 1-1, 6:40 A.M.~
Tony's P.O.V.
'Man. What a day it was yesterday. I got a chance to meet Ichika Orimura, I brought down a noblewoman's pride, twice, and I ended up blacking out to end my day.' I thought as I looked outside. Just then, I heard the door open as I saw Houki over there. "Hey, Tony?" "Ms. Shinonono? Is there something you wanted to tell me?" I asked as she walked closer to me. "Yeah, I just wanted to say sorry for knocking you out last night. It was completely out of my control." She told me.
"Ah, don't worry, stuff like that happens to me every once in a while." I assured her. "Why don't you take a seat, Ms. Shinonono? Class doesn't start in 20 minutes." I informed her. "Yeah. And you don't have to be so formal. Just call me Houki, alright?" She asked as she held her arm out. "Sure." I replied as I shook her hand in agreement.
~7:01 A.M.~
"2 weeks from today, you'll be asked to choose your representative for the class tournament. A class representative, not only competes in the tournament, but also attends student council meetings and committee meetings. Essentially, it's your class leader, okay? I will now take nominations. Any suggestions?" Chifuyu asks. "I'd like to nominate Orimura." One student said. "Dude, I think that's a good idea, too, but I think I'll vote for Martin." "Wait a minute, you're going for me as well?" Keith asked. "No, even better. We'll all make a vote for Kurosaki!" 'Great. Now they've got me involved in this.' I thought.
"So is there anyone else? If not, they'll all be elected without a vote." Chifuyu stated. "Hang on a minute. What if I don't want to do it?" Ichika asked. "Yeah, me too. I'm not fit for this type of job!" I said.
Then we heard someone get up from their desk in anger. "I do not approve of this! This type of selection is utterly would be shameful to have a boy as our class representative. You can't possibly expect that I, Cecilia Alcott, should have to deal with that sort of humiliation for an entire year! In the first place, simply living in a country with such an underdeveloped level of culture is unbearably painful with someone like myself. Hardly agony!" She berated.
I figured that that is enough from her, so I got up and decided to stand up for the male demographic. "That's it, Alcott. I have had it with your FUCKING bullshit! You have insulted the male demographic long enough! When I was growing up to become an adult, my father said: "You can do anything you want with your life. You just have to be willing to work hard to get it." That's when I decided that when I die, I want to be remembered for the life I lived. Not for the money I've made, and I won't let your bullshit get in my way. Ichika, Keith, back me up!"
(Keith) "You are such a mockery of your own country, Cecilia. You do realize that most of the British can't live the same royalty lifestyle, do you? And, let's not forget that we still have armed forces around like the Special Air Service (S.A.S.). Ichika!"
(Ichika) "Well, your country doesn't have that many things to brag about either. How often has England won the world worst cuisine award?" "We English have many delicious dishes. I can't believe all of you would have the audacity to insult my pride. (points to all of us) This calls for a duel!" Cecilia demanded.
"Fine by me. It'll be easier than debating." Ichika said. "You will pay for your insolence..." Keith said. "Finally! It's time for us to settle the score, you senseless bitch! (gets bitch-slapped and back-handed by Cecilia) Ugh! Goddamn it!" "And if you all should have a lose to me on purpose, I promise to make all of you my servants. No, I shall make you all my slaves!"
"How much handicap will it be?" "Ehh? Are you asking me for a favor already?" "No. I was wondering how much the handicap we should give you." The girls started laughing at our offer of a handicap to Cecilia. "Orimura, are you serious?" "Yeah, men used to be stronger than women, but that was before the IS was invented." "People say if men and women would have a war, it wouldn't even last 3 days." "Oh, damn. It's right." Ichika said. 'Damn it! I forgot! Since the I.S. had been invented, women have taken over the world from us males! Why, person who invented it!? WHY?!' I thought.
"As a matter of fact, I'm the one who should be wondering about giving you a handicap. Japanese boys are so humorous, aren't they?" Cecilia stated. (Keith and I) 'Just great. JUST great. I forgot that men are no longer the icons that they used to be now...' "Hey, if you're nice, a real lady might still give you that handicap, you know." One student said. "And a real man never goes back on his word. I'll pass." "It looks like that's settled then. The competition will be staged in Arena 3, which I believe is available Monday. Orimura, Martin, Kurosaki, Alcott, I expect you all to come fully prepared for combat." Chifuyu said.
(Keith) 'You really had disappointed me this time, Cecilia. I would've expected you to act more maturely after all these years...'
(Tony) 'Oh man, this is gonna be awesome! I'm going to be battling alongside the first male pilot of the I.S., and I'll get to show that pompous Alcott who's the boss around here!'
Episode Over...
(Ending Theme: (Short Ver. of...) One Direction - Story of My Life [It's a guilty pleasure song to me. Shut up...])
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