Chapter 4: Money Galore
"Guys, this is no time to for bromance." Said Lester while knocking on the window. "FUCK OFF YOU DONUT!" Yelled Trevor while opening the window and shoving a grenade in Lester's mouth. Lester pulled it out of his mouth. "Guys, I have a new heist for you, but you all have to choose what option you want...where's Franklin?" Lester asked. "Uh..." Michael and Trevor looked stupidly at each other. Suddenly Franklin came out of nowhere, with thousands of bullet holes and blood all over his face. "Niggas, dat ain't cool mah homies. My nigga ass woulda been raped by these mothafuckas' frum dat illuminati organization of Bizney if it wasn't for mah Special Skill of driving." Franklin explained. "Nobody understands you, Franklin." Snorted Lester in a nerdy way. Franklin punched Lester in the face. "Franklin, we were about to be prepped for a heist!" Michael whined. Trevor looked at Michael. "Shut the fuck up you fat shit." Trevor slapped Michael. Michael made a pouty face but did nothing. Franklin hauled Lester's ass into Trevor's truck with his black nigga strength. They all drove to Lester's house and waited for Lester to wake up. In the meantime, Franklin was punished and had to knit a quilt out of beer because it was the only morally right thing to do after knocking a disabled person out cold. Trevor stripped naked and walked around the house wasted, but it was ok because that's what Trevors do. Finally, Lester woke up. "So..?" Michael asked. Lester got up and showed the three of them a bulletin board. "So uh...you're gonna have these two choices for heist." Lester pointed to a smiley face and an upset face. "Smiley face." Said Franklin. "Great, that means you'll have to get me 5 customized cars, 2 police vans, 1 nuclear weapon, 3 jackhammers, 8 uniforms, and pick 6 people who you will give up half your money for, even though they will most likely do a shit job and die." Michael nodded his head even though he was texting, Franklin was a confused nigga, and Trevor was peeing in a corner. The three of them walked out of Lester's office knowing what they had to do before the heist. Suddenly, someone called Michael's phone.