HI THERE! Well, here's the second round, so enjoy!
"AAALRIIIGHT, ANOTHER ROUND!" Black Star and Sid got back up and Black Star went back to his seat. "SID! GIVE THE FUCKIN HAT TO MAKA! LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVAHHH!" Black Star screamed.
"Maaakaaa..." Maka started, holding up her book.
"Whoops." Black Star muttered and braced himself.
"CHOP!" Maka brought the book down on his head and he groaned and fell to the floor, twitching in pain.
"Next person who swears get's a Maka chop." Maka grumbled, blowing steam off her book.
She then picked out a slip.
"Stand up, pound your chest, and do your best Tarzan yell."
Everyone laughed as she stood up, sighed then pounded her chest, "AHOOOOOAHOAOOOOOOOOOO!" She yelled.
She sat down quickly and shoved the hat to Soul.
"Attach toilet paper to your shoe and keep it there until the game ends." Soul groaned as everyone laughed.
He went to the bathroom, taped some toilet paper to his left shoe, sat back down, and passed the hat to Black Star.
"YAHOO! LET'S SEE HERE...Poke someone you hate on Facebook."
A few minutes later...
Black Star poked Asura.
He passed the hat to a sweat-dropping Tsubaki.
"Go to the neighbors and ask for an umbrella."
A few minutes later...
Tsubaki knocked on the door and Squidgirl answered.
"Hello there. May I borrow an umbrella?" She asked sweetly.
Squidgirl burst into tears and slammed the door shut.
Tsubaki stood there, shockered, until Black Star dragged her away.
Back in the circle...
Tsubaki, still shocked, passed the hat to Kid.
"Put on a blindfold and feel another players face. See if you can guess who it is." Kid groaned as Liz blindfolded him and helped him up.
Liz snickered and led him to Lord Death.
Kid felt his dad's mask for a few seconds. "Dad?" He asked uncertainly, letting his hands drop.
"THAT'S RIGHT! SHINIGAMI-HUG!" Lord Death cried happily, and lifted his son up in the air with ease, hugging him tightly.
"G-GAH! D-DAD!" Kid choked, part from lack of oxygen, part from embarrassment.
What made it worse, that the girls were cooing and the boys were snickering, except for Black Star, who was rolling around on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Lord Death put his son down and Kid scrambled back to his seat, blushing madly.
He passed the hat to Liz.
"Take a food from the kitchen and kiss it pationatly for 90 seconds."
Maka snickered and ran to the kitchen.
She came back with some Kopi Luwak.
"What's that?" Liz asked curiously.
"Kopi Luwak. It's a type of coffee bean." She said, trying to hold back laughter.
Liz squealed and grabbed a bean kissing it hard, using tongue and...ewww...
"JeezlaWEEZ Liz, where did you learn to kiss?" Kid asked.
"You would know." Black Star hooted, and everyone oohed.
Kid punched Black Star in the face.
About 90 seconds later...
"Alright, times up!" Maka giggled.
Liz stopped and grinned lovingly at the bean.
"Um, do you wanna know where that bean is from?" Maka sniggered.
"Sure!" Liz chirped.
"Well, it comes from a Civet..."
"Huh?"
"An animal."
"Oh..."
"It's, um, feces." Maka sputtered, her face red from effort.
"What's that?"
"SHIT, GIRL, IT'S SHIT! HOW BLOND CAN YOU GET?!" Ragnarok suddenly shouted.
Maka maka-chopped him.
"Wait...do you mean...poop?" Liz asked, horrified.
Maka snorted and clamped a hand over her mouth, her shoulders shaking.
Everyone burst out laughing as Liz screamed and ran to the bathroom (for the second time that night, too).
Everyone heard water running and gargling.
A few minutes, Liz came out, eyes full of tears.
"The things I do for my friends.." She mumbled, and sat next to Patty.
Patty took the hat.
"Select another player and repeat anything they say for the next three turns." Patty laughed evilly and everyone gulped.
Patty pointed at Kid.
His eyes went huge, but he didn't say anything.
"I HATE SYMMETRY!" Patty screeched, but Kid just bit his tongue and his eye twitched.
Patty punched him in the face, and he lay sprawled on the floor.
Everyone waited.
Then he got up and yelled, "PATTY, WHAT THE HELL?!"
Patty immediately stood up and put her hands on her hips. "PATTY, WHAT THE HELL?!"
Kid made an angry noise, which Patty repeated, and Kid glared at her and sat down.
"NOPE, YOU GOTTA TA-ALK!" She yelled in a sing-song voice, pounced on him, and started tickling him.
"Pa-atty!" He choked, then clamped his mouth shut and wriggled around, before finally letting out a squeal.
Then he burst into cute, childish laughter and squirmed around, his face pink and quite adorable.
"HA HA, FREAK!" Patty yelled happily, then got off of him, apparently satisfied.
Kid immediately sat up, pulled down his shirt, and madly tried to straighten his hair.
Meanwhile, everyone was staring at him.
"W-What? Patty, pass the hat to Crona, it's his turn now!" He stuttered, his face still pink.
"Your TICKLISH, Kid?" Black Star snorted.
"Yeah! If I had known THAT, family reunion would be MUCH more fun!" Lord Death said in his squeaky voice.
"Don't even think about it." Kid warned.
Patty laughed and shoved the hat to Crona, who had a black-blood nosebleed at Kid's tickle torture.
Anyway (SOOO KAWAII!^.^), he nervously picked one out.
"Pick your nose and show the results to the group." Crona read shakily. "Is it okay if we DON'T do that?"
Everyone nodded, but Ragnarok got angry and pinched his nose, hard, making more black blood stream out.
While Maka got him a tissue, Ragnarok picked one out.
"Don't touch anyone. If you do, answer a penalty truth question." Ragnarok glanced down at Crona, who was pinching his nose with the tissue. "WAIT, THIS ISN'T FAIR! I GET TO PICK A DIFFERENT ONE!" Ragnarok was about to reach and pick a different one, but Stein grabbed the hat away.
"No, you don't get to pick another one. Let's see...what a good truth penalty. Ah, yes...why do you like Tsubaki? And you can't say because of her food!" Stein added.
Ragnarok blushed and was staring at Tsubaki's...well...
"Ummm...well, she's got a nice body..." Ragnarok squeaked.
Everyone burst out laughing and Tsubaki giggled nervously and walked over and kissed Ragnarok on the cheek.
"WOWSERS! SEE, CRONA, THAT'S HOW YOU GET A WOMAN!" Ragnarok crowed.
Stein picked out a slip.
"Drop an ice cube down your shirt and you must do a break dance until it comes out."
Everyone laughed as Maka ran to the kitchen and came back with an icecube.
She handed it to Stein, who took a huge breath and dropped it down his front.
Then he started breakdancing.
Everyone stared at him in awe as he break danced like a pro.
Then everyone started cheering and clapping.
About 30 seconds later, he was done.
"Wha..." Spirit gaped at him and Stein just sat down, passed him the hat, and smirked.
Spirit, still flabbergasted, picked a slip out.
"Take off one of your shoes and socks and suck your own toe. If you are not able to do that." Spirit cast a sideways glance at Stein, who was smiling evilly. "I can't do that because of p-personal reasons." Spirit stuttered.
"Papa, I'll go shopping with you tomorrow if you do this." Maka said, smirking.
Spirit threw up happily, ripped off his shoe and sock and yanked his leg up.
Everyone heard a sickening CRACK, and next thing they knew, Spirit was lying on the floor yelling in pain.
"He broke his leg." Stein noted.
"Um, yeah! Can you fix it?!" Maka said angrily.
Stein put his hands up.
"Sure, sure. Jeez, don't get so mad. I didn't do this." Stein scooped up Spirit easily, Spirit moaning, "Maka...cares..." Before passing out, going limp in Stein's arms.
Stein laid him on the table.
A few minutes later...
Stein turned around, smiling, even though he was covered head to toe in blood.
"He's good." He said cheerfully.
"Um, why isn't he moving then?" Maka asked pointedly.
Without turning around, Stein punched Spirit in the stomach and Spirit sat up with a wheeze.
"HUH?! What's everyone looking at? What's wrong...I feel funny..." Spirit mumbled.
"Spirit...can you walk?" Miss Marie asked cautiously.
"What kind of question is that? Of course I can walk." Spirit frowned at her and leapt of the table.
He would have fallen face-first onto the floor if Stein hadn't caught him.
"He'll be fine. He feels no pain, and I gave him some Abnegation medicine so he won't remember anything."
Spirit stared at Stein.
"Who are you?" Spirit asked Stein.
Everyone gasped.
Stein grinned crookedly.
"Whoops. Maaaybe I gave him a pinch too much." Stein chuckled.
Maka ran at him, book in hand, but Stein said quickly, "Wait! Wait. It's temporary. It will wear off."
Stein led a confused, limping Spirit to the circle and sat down.
Miss Marie grabbed the hat and pulled out a slip.
"Record a video of you singing a very popular song and post it on YouTube."
Everyone laughed and called out different song requests.
"Ooh, ooh, please pick Shake It Off, by Taylor Swift! That's my FAVORITE SONG EVAH! SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF! HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE..." Black Star sang, then realized everyone was gaping at him. He shrugged. "What?"
"Um, nothing. That's a great song, Black Star." Miss Marie said, trying to keep a straight face.
Maka got her video camera from her room and her fake microphone.
She handed Miss Marie the microphone, then stood back and pressed PLAY.
Miss Marie took a deep breath.
"I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain
That's what people say mmm, that's what people say mm
I go on too many dates, but I can't make 'em stay
At least that's what people say mmm, that's what people say mmm
But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music in my body and it's gonna be alright
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I'll never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see mmm, that's what they don't see mmm
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own), I'll make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know mmm, that's what they don't know mmm
But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music in my body saying it's gonna be alright
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
Hey, hey, hey, just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and dirty, dirty cheats in the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like "oh my God", but I'm just gonna shake it
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off" Miss Marie sang in a clear, perky voice.
Maka shut off the video camera and everyone clapped, especially Stein and Azusa.
Everyone gathered around the computer as Maka posted it on YouTube.
Then everyone sat down and Miss Marie passed the hat to Azusa.
She picked one out and read it outloud confidently.
"The next person who walks in, who is not a player, hug him or her and refuse to let go."
As if on cue, Blair walked in with nothing but a bikini top and bottom.
"HI ALL! WHAT'S UUUP?!" She screeched, then meowed and pawed the air, winking at Soul and smiling, showing off her small white fang.
Soul grunted and threw back his head, blood gushing from his nose.
Maka maka-chopped him.
Azusa ran towards Blair and hugged her tight.
At first, Blair looked surprised, but then hugged her back, flowers dancing around the two, anime-style.
"AWWW! KAWAII! I LOVE YOU TOO!" Blair gushed.
Azusa looked up at her, her glasses glinting.
Blair stepped back, shocked, then went to sit in the Emo Corner.
Everyone stared at her, then Azusa passed the hat to Justin, smirking.
Justin stared at the hat in his lap, bobbing his head to his music.
"HEY, MELON-HEAD, IT'S YOUR TURN!" Azusa yelled in ear, causing Justin to cringe slightly.
He picked a slip out.
"Pick a person in the group, and then pretend they are a bicycle and ride them." Everyone laughed, and Justin narrowed his eyes at Azusa, who sweat-dropped.
"Erm, sorry, for, uh, yelling at you, uh, earlier..." Azusa tried to tell him, but he just smirked and shook his head.
A few minutes later.
"Wheee!" Justin cried happily, pedaling his miserable bike, Azusa (The latest model XD).
Azusa crawled around the room with Justin on her back, especially amusing Spirit, Stein and Miss Marie.
"She doesn't look so threatening now!" Spirit chuckled, pointing at her.
Azusa suddenly stood up, making Justin crash to the ground.
She walked towards Spirit, then crouched next to him.
Spirit, frozen in fear, sat there, whimpering.
Azusa smirked and pushed up her glasses.
She gave him a friendly-but-threatening pat on the shoulder.
"Still think I'm not threatening?" She asked quietly.
Spirit, still frozen in fear, could only shake his head.
"Good." Azusa patted his cheek like a mother would do to son, and sat back down next to Justin.
Everyone stared at either Spirit, amused, or Azusa, frightened.
"What's everyone looking at?" She snapped, and everyone looked away quickly.
Justin passed the hat to a sweat-dropping Lord Death.
"Pick a person and tell them what you would do to them if they were your slave. Then, the person has the choice to become your slave if they want to."
Lord Death looked at Kid, who sweat-dropped.
"We'd spend a whole day together! We'd hug, wrestle, and I could teach you how to knit." Lord Death said proudly.
Kid snickered, but covered it up with a cough.
"Um, sure, Dad, we'll do that tomorrow, if you want..." Kid sighed, tugging at his collar.
"YAHHH!" Lord Death cheered, throwing his hands up in the air, then passing the hat to Sid.
"For all the rest of the night, begin your sentences with "All hail Queen Nefertiti."
Everyone laughed, and Sid smartly shut his mouth.