Hello! Much exclamation points are needed, because I am listening to Steven Universe Alexandrite's theme! Noope, actually, not anymore. That just ended. It was pretty short. Now, I'm listening to Peridot's theme. Hmmm...I wonder if Peridot's ticklish? *Cough cough future story reference cough cough* NOW I'm listening to...ah, never mind. Um, anyway, did anyone any of those bazillion references in that last part? Especially the Squidgirl one...with the umbrella...er, you'd have to watch the series. Which I recommend. ANY-WAY, LESS GET GOIN, PEEPS!
"Alright, everyone, this is the final round, so the dares are going to be a little more...difficult..." Maka said with an evil grin, and everyone either smiled or groaned.
"For the rest of the night, you have to wear a bicycle helmet." Maka groaned. "You mean I have to wear it while I SLEEP?! Ugh!"
Soul ran to the garage and came back with a simple black bicycle helmet.
Maka fastened it on and handed the hat to Soul.
"Login to your favorite video game, and let another person do whatever they want on it." Soul's eyes went wide.
He'd been working on Xenoblade Chronicles forever, and he was almost to the final boss.
He almost KILLED Maka when she curiously went on his file to check stuff out.
He grinned though, and pointed to Tsubaki, who SURELY wouldn't do anything...
Tsubaki walked over to his Wii and went on Xenoblade Chronicles.
He went to his file and accidently clicked the DELETE button.
Luckily, it said, Are you sure you want to delete?
"PRESS NO, PRESS NO!" Soul yelled frantically.
Tsubaki whirled around, surprised, but then her elbow hit the YES and Soul's file was deleted.
At that point, Soul tried to go join Blair in the Emo Corner, but Maka grabbed his arm and made him sit down.
"Sorry." Tsubaki murmured.
"Huh? Uh..." Soul stuttered, still in shock.
He passed the hat to Black Star, who excitedly picked one out.
"Place both your hands in someone else's pockets and keep them there until one of your does a dare. YOUR HANDS MUST BE IN THE PERSON POCKETS, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE PERFORMING THERE DARE!" Black Star read, then looked at Tsubaki, who reddened.
"Um...is it ok if I...I mean, no one else would...it would be kinda weird..." Black Star murmured.
Tsubaki slid her hands in the pockets of his, and he did the same.
They were so close...then suddenly...
They were kissing.
Everyone was speechless.
They broke apart and stared at each other, blushing.
"I, uh, think that counted as my dare, uh, anyway." Black Star mumbled, slowly taking his hands out of her pockets and she did the same.
Still flabbergasted, Black Star passed the hat to Tsubaki, who shyly picked one out.
"Have another person tie your feet together for the rest of the game." Tsubaki blushed at Black Star, who grabbed her feet and held them in his lap, smiling.
Tsubaki awkwardly passed the hat to Kid.
"Who do you think is the hottest person in this group?" Kid read outloud, and all the girls oohed, and the guys snickered.
Kid went bright red.
"Um...if I had to pick SOMEONE, it would probably be...uh...maybe...L-Liz"
Everyone awed, Black Star mockingly, and Kid passed the hat to Liz, who was glaring at him but still blushing.
"Draw a mustache with sharpie on your face, WITHOUT a mirror." Liz groaned and everyone laughed.
Maka found her a sharpie, and Liz surprised everyone by doing a perfectly symmetrical mustache.
"I do makeup a lot." She said smugly.
Kid threw back his head, blood gushing out of his nose.
Liz rolled her eyes and gave the hat to Patty, who laughed and picked one out happily.
"Do everything in slow motion for 5 rounds." Patty read.
She slowly brought her hands to her cheeks.
"Ooohhh nnnooo!" She moaned slowly, and everyone laughed.
She slowly passed the hat to Crona, who shakily picked one out.
"Speak very fast for the next two rounds." Crona read, smartly shut his mouth, and passed the hat to Ragnarok.
"HEY, DORK! SAY A NURSERY RHYME!" Ragnarok screeched, banging him over the head.
Crona cringed.
"Sallysellsseashellsbytheseashore." He spoke, grinning sheepishly.
Ragnarok, satisfied, picked out a slip.
"For the next five turns, imitate another player EXACTLY." Ragnarok grinned evilly. "Oh, that's easy. HI, I'M CRONA! I'M A COMPLETE DORK!" Ragnarok said in a high-pitch voice.
Maka sweat-dropped.
"Uh, great, Ragnarok. Don't do anything else."
Crona mouthed thank you to Maka and Ragnarok grinned smugly.
He passed the hat to Stein.
"Go outside and, while jumping and spinning around on one foot, sing the National Anthem as loud as you can."
Everyone laughed as Stein walked outside, got on one foot, and started spinning around.
"Kimigayo wa
Chiyo ni yachiyo ni
Sazare-ishi no
Iwao to narite
Koke no musu made" He sang the Japanese National Anthem, Kimigayo.
Eiko came out of the neighbors house and started yelling at him, so he grinned sheepishly and walked back inside.
Everyone high-fived him and they all sat down.
He passed the hat to Spirit.
"Who do you have a crush on, right now?" Spirit acted surprisingly calm. "Oh, it's definitely Blair."
Blair purred and came out of the Emo Corner to smile at Spirit.
Spirit passed the hat to Miss Marie.
"Name one celebrity you would want to make out with." Miss Marie thought for a while. "Either Chuck Huber or Yuya Uchida."
Stein grinned at her, and she grinned back.
Miss Marie passed the hat to Azusa.
"Name five people you hate, and why." Azusa grinned evilly, and everyone gulped. "First, Spirit. He never takes ANYTHING seriously, and is a total man-whore." She said without the slightest hesitation.
Spirit gaped at her.
"Next, Lord Death. Again, never takes anything serious."
Lord Death shrugged, "Eh. It's true."
"Third, Miss Marie. Though I have to admit, you've gotten better, you still need to stop thinking that you need to have boys in your life."
Miss Marie looked a little hurt, but nodded.
"Fourth, Stein. His creepy obsession with dissection is scaring me."
Stein shrugged and smiled evilly.
"Last, Justin. YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR EARBUDS IN!" Azusa yelled in his ear.
He cringed and grabbed the hat from her.
"Name all the people you've had a crush on." Justin thought. "Um, I've only ever had a crush on one person."
"Tell us." Black Star said excitedly.
"Giriko. He's really cute." Justin said calmly.
Everyone stared at him.
"Justin...you're...gay?" Maka asked.
He nodded, and passed the hat to a sweat-dropping Lord Death.
"What's your most embarrassing moment?" Lord Death read. "Well, once, when I was little, I was knitting a sock for my girlfriend, your future mom, Kid, and my Grandma walked in. THAT was embarrassing."
Everyone sweat-dropped as they tried to think what Lord Death looked like as a teen.
He passed the hat to Sid.
"Get drunk." He read, and everyone laughed as he refused and shook his head.
"I'm sober. That the kind of man I was."
"Yeah, but what about the kind of man your are now?" Black Star egged him on.
"I'm a zombie." Sid shot back.
Maka stood up, hands on her hips.
"It's 12:00! Everyone to bed!"
"AWWW!"
Eiko. XD Also Squidgirl reference. If you don't get it, your loss. But you better get the funny fourth wall break in here. Hint: Miss Marie's answer to her dare/question. ANYWAY, my Steven Universe one is being worked on right now, so the next time I see you, it'll be in a different universe...A STEVEN UNIVERSE! HAHAHAHAHkillmeHAHAHAHAHA