In the Canterlot High Library, Fluttershy walks in to find Twilight tossing around books, reading them in rapid succession.
"Um...hi, Twilight, um...what are you doing?" asks Fluttershy.
"I'm trying to catch up on as much magic as I can for 'Warriors of Equestria!'" says Twilight.
"Oh! Will there's gonna be magic?" asks Fluttershy.
"Of course! All kinds of spells and magic tricks; like turning people into frogs, teleportation spells, sleeping spells..." Twilight says before she is cut off by Rainbow Dash.
"A sleeping spells, huh? I could use one of those in math class," says Rainbow.
Pinkie Pie comes in.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Is there a spell to turn me into a four-headed, red polka-dotted, quadruple-eyed, monkey?!" Pinkie asks.
"Uh...no..." Twilight answers.
"Man! I thought there was a spell for everything," Pinkie says in disappointment.
Twilight turns to the audience.
"Well in any case, you don't wanna miss all the amazing magic we have in store for you on 'Warriors of Equestria!' Coming soon to Fanfiction dot net.
"What about a long-nosed, aardvark deer?" asks Pinkie Pie.
"No!" Twilight says.