Inspired by the Hobbit Blog
Disclaimer: All actors in this fic have fictional personalities and are in no way real representations of the actual people.
Dennis Lyn, Carrey Willis, Lucy Page, and Olivia Wilson are fictional characters.
The screen was blank until the title, The Making of the Merlin Lord of the Rings Crossover of Doom, appeared on the screen with some epic Lord of the Rings music.
The screen than changed to the Edoras set and the hobbity music came on.
An epic person sat on small chair and crewmembers ran around doing movie stuff. A subtitle on the left hand corner of the screen read "The Author of DOOM"
"Hello, my name is the Author of DOOM." The person said. "The next chapter is taking a while so I thought I'd show you around the sets and introduce you to some of the cast.
Obviously they're very busy shooting for the next chapter but we managed to ask them some questions. So I hope you enjoy this behind the scenes look."
The screen went blank and the words "Henry Iowa" flashed across the screen.
The Orthanc set appeared and Saruman was talking to Henry Iowa.
"AND ACTION!"
"Tell me Henry Iowa, what are you willing to do for power." Saruman said, walking up to his chair of doom.
"Whatever it takes." Said the redheaded criminal mastermind.
The screen then changed to show the actor who played Henry Iowa.
"Hi! My name is Dennis Lyn and I play Henry Iowa. My character just dropped into middle-earth and he's ready to stir up trouble." Said Dennis.
The black Orthanc set looked epic behind him.
"He's had several different backgrounds over the course of the production.
Originally he was going to be an evil math tutor but we decided it would be more epic if he was a criminal mastermind with a Frappuccino obsession."
The set than changed to the Rohan dungeon set and Bradley James sat next to Colin Morgan.
"Dennis Lyn is great as Henry Iowa and he really captures the evil insanity of the character. Especially in the insane Frappuccino scenes." Bradley said, laughing slightly.
The screen showed Dennis Lyn drinking a large Starbucks Frappuccino on the Orthanc set.
"He drinks them everyday in real life. I think that's partially why they cast him." Colin said, in his epic Irish accent.
"Yea, but the bit about him being an evil mastermind is fictional." Bradley interrupted.
"Are we sure about that?" Colin asked.
"No, but he hasn't killed us yet so I think were okay. Hopefully he's really just an actor." Bradley sent a suspicious look at the camera.
The scene than changed to Sarah Jones dressed in her uniform sitting in the Golden hall set. Words on the bottom left of the screen read 'Carrey Willis'.
"Henry is basically Sarah's doppelganger. He's been imprisoned by the Doctor for breaking into the Pentagon to steal an alien weapon." Carrey said.
"He's a cat person and Sarah's more of a dog person. They are basically complete opposites of each other."
Dennis Lyn appeared back on the screen with the Orthanc set behind him
"I think at the end of the Two Towers Sarah and Henry will have an epic showdown at Helms Deep.
It's going to be awesome and it will be so mind-blowing that your head will explode when you see it." Dennis nodded and the screen faded to black.
The words "Making Non-Mary Sues." Appeared on the screen.
The actress who played Emma Auckland came up and the words 'Lucy Page' appeared on the left side of the screen. The Emyn Muil rocks were behind her.
"There are so many horrific Mary-Sue stories out there and one of the main ideas of creating Emma and Sarah was to have a story without that perfect element to the characters.
They get tired, they get annoyed, they get sick without being mortally wounded. It makes them more real and less annoying."
The scene change to some marsh lands with a blue screen in the background.
"Girlses has the sniffled yes. Poor little girlses!" said Gollum, gleefully.
"Shut Up!" yelled Emma, sniffling. She felt like pushing him into the marshes to be eaten by the ghost lake things.
The scene changed to the golden hall again.
"It's a lot harder to play a non-mary sue but it's much more enjoyable to watch." Said Carrey Willis.
The scene changed to Sarah, Merlin and Arthur hanging off the boat that had fallen into the river. Sarah tried to get up but then slipped. Arthur laughed.
The screen changed to the Rohan dungeon.
"That scene from the fellowship when we fell into the river was awful because the water freezing." Bradley said, Colin nodded.
The scene changed back to the Golden hall.
"Eh, I don't like to talk about the scene it was so cold." Said Carrey Willis.
The screen changed back to the river scene.
"How's it my fault?" said Arthur. Sarah never said her line because she slipped and fell back into the water.
"Ugh." Said Bradley.
The Screen changed to a make-up trailer with a make-artist facing the camera.
"I love that there are no Mary-Sues in this fic. We had one scene in the last chapter with the nightmare sue and poor Olivia Wilson was in here for five hours."
The screen showed Olivia Wilson in a chair being sue-afied.
"Even with all the work we did, Olivia still had to have some of her face CGIed to make her look like a sue." The make-up artist said flustered.
The screen showed Sarah and Olivia in a wooden glade. A camera moved behind them.
The screen than changed to Olivia, who looked normal now, sitting on a rock in the woodlen glade.
"I don't think I'll ever be a Mary-Sue again.
The poor make-up people spent hours on me and then the special effects people spent days on me. I don't think it's worth it." Olivia said shaking her head.
The Screen faded to black and The Author of DOOM appeared with the Edoras set behind her.
"Well, I hope you enjoyed that behind the scenes look and the next chapter should be up soon. I don't know if there will be another one of these blogs.
It all depends on what you guys think of it. So I'm going to go write some more of the next chapter and I will see you later."
The screen went dark and the program of epic doom ended.