"...And that is the tale of Thor's maniac brother's attempt to rule earth."
"Midgard."
"Earth, Thor."
"Ach, very very good tale, master Thor. Very pleazant. Aaach. Oh ya. Master Thor, I vas vonderink, vat does zis Loki look like?"
"Lady Wanda, you may see a picture of him, if you like."
"Oh ya, I vould like to."
"NononoThor!"
"Absolutely not!"
"NO!"
"Oh no. Oh no."
"She may not."
"Here it is, lady Wanda."
"THOOOOR!NONONONONONONO!"
"Here is one, Wanda."
"Achk, is this 'eem?"
LONG AWKWARD PAUSE
"... Sister Wanda, I do believe zat you are blushink."
"Shoosh, Brother Pietro."
"Thor! Why did you let her see! You know that Wanda has a habit of crushing on our enemies! Remember?! Kang! Ultron! Thanos! Half of the male population of Hydra!
WHY?!"
"...He is...cute."
"HE IS VERY, VERY, EVIL!"
"Och, Natalia, he vas probably misunderstood. Ya, ya. Thor, vere does zees Loki reside?"
"Sister Wanda, I usually side vith you in our little arguments, but zis...zis ees insane."