"Friend Tony, I vould like to show you somethink in my room. My zeester Wanda's birthday is coming up soon, and I have a present for her. Do you zink she would like it? It took me aaaaages to sneak it into my bedroom."
"What exactly is it?"
"Aaahh, ummm, erk."
"Pietro!"
"Eet is somethink zat eats a lot! Ya! From our childhood! I zink it will make her zink of home."
"Pietro. What have you brought into my tower?"
"Hokay. It is a blourbpshshshsh."
"A what?"
"A blourbpshshshsh."
(From a distance) Arrrgggg!
"That's Legolas! Pietro, what. is. a. Blourbsh?!"
"A Gypsy Vanner horse."
"PIETRO!"
"Ach, all right. A blourbpshshshsh is a Gypsy Vanner horse. Zey are ze kind of horses zat ve had in ze gypsy camps. Very big. Very hairy. Ya."
"Ohboy."
(From a distance) "AARRRGGGHHHH! MY ARROWS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Eeet appearz zat Angus has gotten out of my room and ees chewink on ze arrows of...Legolas(?)."
"Pietro, when I get back, you are gonna die."
StompStompStomp
"Maybe getting Angus for zeester Wanda vas not such a good idea after all."