"Now, Wanda and Pietro, when we go up in front of all the people, don't. say. anything."

"Hokay, friend Clint."

"Don't you guys think duct tape would help?"

"No, Natalia Alianov– "

"Suddap, Wanda."

"Whoopzy."

"Ok guys, we're live in five. Ha, I've always wanted to say that."

"Maturity, Steve."

"Right."

"Remember, mouth shut, Wanda."

"Off course."

"Yes, Wanda! We agree! You are very off course! Specifically, your brain."

"Toonnyyyyyy..."

"Sorry, Bruce. I couldn't resist."

"Good morning, America! We are live in D. C., with the Avengers. Today we will be interviewing them on their two newest members, the daring duo... Pietro and Wanda Maximoff... Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch! So, Wanda, what is it like being an Avenger?"

"Ve – "

"Oh, they love it. They both enjoy being on a team very much. And we love having them. They are both great people with amazing powers. They will always be welcome on this team."

"That is good to hear, Captain. Now, Pietro what exactly are your powers?"

"..."

"Quicksilver? Pietro? Yoohoo?"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you. He is very shy, and he doesn't like speaking in front of crowds. Any way, his power is superspeed, and the Scarlet Witch's powers are... um... levitation, red light, and... scary stuff, witchcraft, ... hence the name, you know."

"How fascinating. Now, I am sure that everyone in America is eager to know more about the histories of the mysterious twin Avengers. Wanda, what was it like for you two growing up, and how did you come into your amazing abilities?"

"Vell, actua-"

"ACTUALLY, they grew up orphans, and only recently came into the United States. Before they came to Avengers Tower, they lived in . . . Boston."

"Ah, I see. So, Wanda, what is adjusting to modern American life for you and your brother?"

"Vell, Friend Interviewer, It 'as bee– "

"It has been quite an adjustment, yes, quite an adjustment."

"I am sorry, Black Widow, but I am afraid the viewers would like to hear something from the twins themselves in this interview. What were you going to say, Miss Wanda?"

– smack noooooo (facepalm) groan –

"As I vas sayink, before I vas interrupted, it 'as been quite diffi... diffi... hard to learn to live here. Especially ze language. Zo hard. However, Brother Pietro and I enjoy much good thinks here, like bathrooms vith toilet paper and minifridges."

"Somebody stop her please."

"Also, ze Avengers 'ave been zo friendly and helpful to us. Friend Nata – Black Vidow has been especially nice to me, and Friend Tony ees teachink me maths and 'ow to zpell vords. Ya! See? Listen to hees most recent lesson: COOKY COOOKY COOOOKY ZTARTS VITH K!"

"Why oh why, Tony?"

"Sorry."

Long Stunned Silence

"This has been live with the Avengers on Good Morning, America! , turning RIGHT NOW to the latest update on...uh...anything?"