~ ~ ZAAAAP ~ ~
"OOOOOOWWWWW!"
~ ~ ZAAAAP ~ ~
"AaarrrrrggGGGGGHHHHH!"
~ ~ ZAAAAP ~ ~
"EEEEEEKKKK! Natasha! Stop! I am going to get zap marks on my butt!"
"YOU SHUDDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU TOLD WANDA THAT 'COOKIE' STARTS WITH 'K '!"
"OhjeeezHEEEEEEEEELLP!"
"You deserve your plight, Howardson!"
"Yeah, Tony. You have to get yourself out of this one. And without your armor, too. Oh, Pietro. I forgot to tell you. We had J. A. R. V. I. S. lock up all his armor containers."
"..."
"You can talk now, Pietro."
"..."
"Please, Friend Natalia, please cease aboosing Friend Tony. (Sniffle) It vas not hees fault zat I, az ze Americanks zay, botched up. I am zo zorry for embarrassink my Avengers family... bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.(sob)"
"Don't cry, Wanda. It was his fault. He was being his usual scumbag self and manipulating innocent people. Kind of like what Steve did in the 'Let it Go' incident, actually, but on an international scale."
"Zank you, friend Bruce. You are too kind(sniff). That makes me feel a weeensy bit better."
~ ~ ZAAAP ~ ~
"Hey!"
"Ya know, life has gotten...howcanisaythistastefullly...interesting. Much more interesting that it used to be since you two joined our merry band."
"Yeah, Wanda. I get the feeling that our lives will never...ever... be the same again with you two around."
"Zank you, Friends Clinton and Steven. I am very glad zat ve joined. My Eenglish 'as eeemproved...zort off. I can do basic maths, zough I probably shouldn't ever ever mention zat because it vas Tony who taught me... And ze best, Pietro and I vinally 'ave a home!"
~ ~ ZAAAAP ~ ~
"CUTITOUT, NATASHA!"
"I propose a toast, mortal friends. To fellowship that is our future!"
"Alcohol...?"
"Tony..."
~ ~ZAAAPP ~ ~
THUD.
"Oh look, Tony ees unconscious. Vell, I very very much look forward to our future together. Right, brother?"
"..."
"And also, I look forward to meetink your hunkaleeeeeeescious bro, Friend Thor. Loki, right? Do you zink zat he digs za color red?"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Such blasphemous zlang, Zister Wanda."
"Shoosh, Brother Pietro."
The End.
Ok. I am not a Loki fangirl. However, there are many, many women/girls/babies that are, so I thought Chapter 7 poetic. Also, I wrote this before Age of Ultron came out, so none of that Wanda/Loki relates to anything that is happening in the actors/actresses lives presently. If you no comprendo, look it up.
Hope you enjoyed it! Yay Sokovia!