"In today's news, Coco the gorilla who can read and write as well as speak sign language, will be touring japan."

I stared at Kidd and Espier. Kidd was reading a manga and popping pills to help him get better. Espier was watching the local Japanese news. I stared at the screen. I can see something very strange indeed, but I'll save it for later.

"Hey, so I got this thing right?"

They didn't seem to care that I was talking.

"Kidd, hey Kidd! So you wanna know something cool about Shinigami?"

"Cough, not interested."

"Buzz kill…"

Kidd held up the death note, "I already know everything that will benefit me."

"Jeez Kidd, you act like you actually have a plan?"

Kidd looked up at me and then ran to the bathroom to throw up. I sighed, such a reluctant young human. I turned back over to Espier who was grinning at me.

"Uhhh what cha looking at?"

He rested his head in his palm and admired me, "I'd be interested in what you have to say?"

I looked back at the door in which Kidd disappeared behind. Then I turned back to Espier, and his face, his eyes. I stared into them. I swear if I had a soul he'd be looking into it. What a troublesome human.

"You don't own my death note, so there's no point in telling you anything."

I totally just sounded like Ryuk. I am so excited. Then he grinned, flashing his pearly whites. Jeez, usually Shinigami don't get jealous but I wish I had nice teeth like that.

"Pretty please?"

"You're a weirdo Espier."

"Awww come on."

"Fine. It won't benefit you at all though. You wanna know how Shinigami can kill without thinking about it? Well our eyes can see the names and lifespan of a human. If Kidd gives me half his lifespan then he can see the names and lifespans of all humans, unless the have a death note. If someone has a death note then they can't see the lifespans. But I can because I'm awesome like that."

Espier looked at me, this time his gaze was undressing me.

"Uhhh Kidd? You wanna come back out here?"

I just heard more puking. Espier stood up, "So you're saying that… if I can get a death note then you can give me the eyes of a Shinigami?"

"Not just any death note, it has to be mine."

Espier walked over to the death note on the table where Kidd left it and opening it, pulling out a pen.

"How about I do for you what Kidd can't? I'll get close to Kira for you."

"Espier you're creeping me out."

"I'll do it. And I'll change the world along with Kira."

So he's a follower. Espier picked moved the pen to the death note and began to write.

"In the name of justice, I will smite all evil with my pen!"

Is there a such thing as a normal kid? Really? Kidd, where are you, Espier is being weird. Since the other day he's been mysterious and creepy and I guess sexy by fan girl standards, but they're into that psychopathic garbage.

I decided to hover over to the book and look at the name, or names for that matter. He was really quick with his writing.

So far they were just names, oh no, these were criminals yet to be punished. Oh he killed Kenny. That and T Swift. Jeez, these kids and pop culture.

Then Kidd came out of the bathroom with a towel to his mouth and his eyes went wide. Oh myself, Espier is using the notebook and I'm totally letting him. I'm a slut!?

"No Kidd! It isn't what it looks like!"

Espier started laughing, "Don't worry Kidd, I'll take care of this for you. SO why don't you just hand over this death note."

"Don't listen to him Kidd! He's totally crazy!"

Kidd watched us and then looked at the death note. The news went off about Kira going on another killing spree, but it was actually Espier. Kidd don't give me up, what about all the good times? What about your heart? What about the taboo that is our relationship? Kidd shrugged his shoulders.

"Okay."

"Kidd! You don't have to do this!"

"Hey, Espier is right, I'm not really cut out to be a killer, I have too many rules. If you want to be with Ryuk Espier is more likely to get you there."

"But you'll lose your memories and you won't be able to see or hear me?"

"I understand, this is for the best actually."

Is Kidd really giving up ownership of the death note? But we were friends, we were classmates, we were a senpai and school girl relationship, we killed Adam Sandler! Espier laughed and laughed.

"I'm going to change the world!"

"Shut up Espier, you suck."

Then the room was silent, other than the news. Kidd moved the towel away from his mouth.

"Key, I, Kidd Lelliet, relinquish all ownership of the death note."

AWWW YEAH I'M BACK! Guys you have no idea I actually have a cool idea for this story and… THE PLOT! Leave a comment! Seriously! This is gonna be great!