"Harvey! I got the trades!" Mike quips drunkenly into his phone.
"Good! We'll talk tomorrow." Mike shakes his head, "What, no! I'm coming over now."
Harvey replies immediately with a stern voice, "You are drunk, do not come over."
Mike smiles happily, "Okay cool! I'll see you in a minute." He hangs up and walks down the street to get a cab.
Mike is slamming really loudly on the door. "Hey Harvey! Come on! We gotta save Gabby!"
He is leaning with his body on the door while still slamming the wood with his fists. "Gabrilini"
Suddenly the door is opened and Mike falls face down to the ground, he gets up and looks around, stepping inside he is in awe of Harvey's condo. "This is a nice place you have here." He continues to walk farther into the condo, "You think maybe I could take it of your hands, when you're going out of town, like a house sitting type of thing?" Mike suddenly lets out a very disgusting and loud burp. When Mike walks into the living room he sees Donna's favourite bag on a table, still very drunk he asks Harvey in a very loud voice, "Is that Donna's purse? Is she here? Donna!" He is suddenly grabbed by his shoulders and he hears Harvey reply in a slightly angry voice, "Will you shut your mouth!" Mike hears soft footsteps coming from a room and turns around to see that it's Donna, he hears Harvey sigh next to him. "Great now you've woken her up."
"Harv, what is going on?" Donna asks Harvey confused, she was awoken by someone shouting her name and she was really curious as to why Harvey wasn't in bed with her.
When Mike sees Donna he immediately runs to her and gives her big hug that lifts her of the ground. Not realising that by doing so he has pressed his face in between her barely covered breasts, "Donna! It's me! Oh you look pretty!" Mike looks Donna up and down appreciatively. Donna who is wearing a thin blue camisole eyes Mike curiously, "Are you drunk?" Harvey comes to stand next to Mike and answers her, "Yes, he is. He was just going to give me the trades and then leave weren't you Mike." The end of his reply directed at Mike. "Babe, you can't send him home like this. Let's put him in the guest room." Harvey looks at Donna with a look saying, 'Do we have to?' and a pout which he knows Donna finds irresistible. "Don't give me that face, and yes Harvey. You don't want something bad to happen to him on his way home, do you?" Harvey finally relents, "You're right, as always." Donna smiles at him and gives him a tired peck on his lips, "Don't I know it." When Mike sees the couple before him kiss, he stirs to life. "Oh! Mom and Dad are kissing!" Donna slightly blushes at that but gives Mike a smile, Harvey however is the complete opposite, "Okay! Fun is over! Off to bed you go." Harvey grabs Mike by his shoulders and pushes him in the direction of the guest room and opens it when they reach it. "Wow, this room is really nice!" Mike is bewildered, how can every room in a condo be so amazing? "Yes it is." Harvey replies. Mike flops down onto the bed and immediately falls asleep. Harvey can't help but snicker slightly, even though he pretends otherwise, he cares very much for the kid. Softly closing the door behind him he slightly jogs to his own room.
When he enters the room he can't help but grin at the sight in front of him. On top of the covers is an asleep Donna with her mouth wide open. Slowly picking her up, he pulls the covers aside and places her under them, immediately joining her side he looks at her beautiful face for a few more minutes before he himself drifts of to sleep.
The next morning Mike feels his head throbbing immensely, looking around the room with squinted eyes, he immediately notices that he isn't in his own apartment. Slowly sitting up he notes that he is still wearing his clothes from yesterday which means he isn't at a girl's place. Standing up he opens the door and looks around, this place is amazing, he wouldn't mind waking up here more often. Stepping out of the door he notices a beautiful open plan living room, when he walks further he crosses a corner and sees a redhead sitting in the kitchen.
Mike doesn't know any redheads he thinks, except… Donna, no, he stayed the night at Donna's?!
He continues his pursuit to the kitchen when suddenly he sees Harvey walk into the kitchen, wait… he is at Harvey's place? That would explain why the condo is so amazing.
Mike sees the two converse and smiles slowly, he decides to make his presence known and walks up to them, "Hey guys." He notes with a bit of wonder that Donna immediately smiles at him and Harvey regards him with a disapproving look. "Good morning, Mike! Here is some aspirin." Of course Donna always knows what everyone needs before they know it themselves. "You are a godsend Donna!" He sees a plate of pancakes being placed in front of Donna by Harvey who is still looking at him disapprovingly, after swallowing the pills he asks, "So what happened last night? How am I here?" He sees Harvey glare at him before answering his question, "You came here to give me the trades, after I explicitly told you not to. You were banging really loudly on the door, woke up the entire building, so thank you for that. Then you barged inside and after seeing Donna's bag on the table, started shouting her name and woke her up. And to top it all of you weren't afraid to show Donna some affection after you woke her up." Mike feels really ashamed he always knew he was a lousy drunk, but to go after Donna is something else. He looks at Donna and regards her with the most apologising look she's ever seen and asks her in a soft voice, "What did I do? I didn't touch you in an inappropriate way did I?" He almost wants to cry, if he hurt Donna in any way he would really hate himself and his chances are for sure over at the firm. He feels Donna grab his hand and he looks up into her eyes, he only sees love and kindness in her eyes, not a hint of distaste or hurt. "Mike, you didn't assault me of any kind, don't worry. You just gave me a quite intimate hug while I was close to wearing nothing and afterwards commented on the matter." Mike blushes at Donna's explanation, "I'm sorry Donna." She stands up so she is in front of him and gives him a hug. "You can always hug me, Mike. It's not even a big deal, Harvey here was just jealous that he didn't get a hug too." They hear Harvey let out a big scoff at Donna's comment and counters with the most inappropriate comment ever, "Well, you got to hug her when she was wearing close to nothing, I get to hug her when she is wearing nothing. So I guess that I'm the winner here, ha."
He sees Donna stare at Harvey with fire in her eyes and he can't help but laugh loudly, "Wow! You really were jealous!" Donna looks back at him and laughs with him. Harvey feeling left out can't help but comment again, "I don't have to be jealous because I'm the one that gets to see her naked, not you!" Donna isn't even giving Harvey her attention anymore, she is just shaking her head while eating her pancakes. Mike looks at the pancakes and immediately grows hungry, "Oh, can I have some too?!" Before he can even finish his sentence Harvey replies firmly with a no.
"Come on! Why not?" Mike slightly pouts, he really wants some of those pancakes, they look delicious. "That's your punishment for last night." Low blow Specter, is all he can think, and from the look on Donna's face she thinks exactly the same. "Harvey…" Donna starts, the man in question immediately looks at her but when he sees the look on her face he looks down with a frown, "Make the kid some pancakes or you won't be seeing the naked body you seem to love so much for a while." Oh this is going to be good is all Mike can think as he sees Harvey look up sharply. "Like you could resist me." He actually feels kind of bad for the guy when Donna starts laughing. "Uh, yeah I could! You may be magnificent in bed, but I'm glorious!" Okay, TMI, Mike feels really uncomfortable, especially so when suddenly they are standing across from each other with competitive glares on their faces. Mike is slightly afraid that they'll jump over the kitchen island and start going at it right there. "Guys!" He shouts but the power couple doesn't hear him, he runs across the kitchen so he is now in between the duo. Placing both his hands in front of their eyes, he finally gets their attention, "I know you guys are at home and it isn't really my place to say so, but you guys both can't resist the other. So stop eye-fucking each other and make me some pancakes!" He removes his hands from their eyes and looks at the two of them back and forth.
Suddenly Donna starts laughing and says, "He really is a mini you, Harvey!" The latter joins Donna in the laughter and slaps him on the back, "If I make the kid some pancakes, do I get to see you naked afterwards?" Always the lawyer, "Hmm, depends, what do you have to show for?" Crap Mike thinks, they're at it again. "Guys! You guys are incorrigible! Harvey make me some pancakes! Donna show the guy your goodies afterwards! Everyone gets what they want and then some."
Harvey chokes on the drink he was taking a sip from and Donna looks at him with her mouth wide open. "Yeah that sounds fair, what you think babe?" Harvey responds. Donna blushes but replies anyway, "I have a better idea, you make Mike some pancakes, after that Mike goes home to change into some comfortable clothing and then we go to the batting cages, just the three of us."
Mike sees Harvey's face light up like Christmas and smiles when he hears Harvey's response.
"You never fail to amaze me! Gosh, I love you so much!" Harvey runs to Donna's side and goes to stand in between her legs, grabbing her face with both of his hands he kisses her lovingly.
After a minute the couple breaks apart and Harvey moves to the stove to make some pancakes for both the kid and himself.
After immensely enjoying the delicious pancakes made by Harvey, he thanks both of them for letting him stay the night and the delicious pancakes. Harvey walks him out and the meaning of his comment, "Don't come back for another two hours." Isn't lost on him. The moment the door closes he hears heavy footsteps running away from the door and a second later he hears a very feminine giggle, followed by a manly groan. One thing is for sure, he is most definitely not coming back before the two hour mark given by Harvey.