disc: not mine
Mitsuki stretched his arms out against the patio's bars. It was just another regular day of stealing his neighbor's WiFi to text Boruto.
They're conversation made Mitsuki raise his pale eyebrows a few times, particularly when Bolt admitted to receiving nudes. And truthfully, he would have been happy for him, had the nudes not belonged to their teammate.
Not that anything was wrong with Sarada in general, she was just sort of, kinda..boring.
Try as he might, he could never see what the rest of his year saw in her. Truly.
She was just the lanky, pasty girl with boring black hair and cold black eyes behind nerdy glasses. Nothing special to be having wet dreams about.
He was much more interested in her friend.
Her bodacious friend, with the big thighs and the attitude to match.
Chouchou Akimichi, what with her ginger hair and honey eyes and mocha skin.
Honestly, she was good enough to eat.
And that mouth, the one that both terrified and excited him every time he saw her munch. She was a magnificent eater really, big lips smacking around trained teeth, ready to destroy any meal with her strong jaws.
One time he saw her put a whole wrap in her mouth. But he caught himself staring before she could and excused himself to the restroom.
He really didn't know why he found it so erotic, he supposed he had an oral fixation. But watching others eat wasn't nearly as fascinating as watching her. Others didn't have half the carnal pleasure she put into her meals. And as much as the Hokage loved ramen, even he didn't have shit on the way Chouchou slurped each noodle.
He cleared his throat and began texting his friend.
mitsuki Boruto, I need your help.
borumaki yea dude? whats up
mitsuki How exactly did you manage to get Sarada's nudes?
borumaki bro im not giving you her nudes those are mine
Mitsuki cringed at the text. Why in the world would Boruto think he wanted her scrawny, pale nudes?
mitsuki I wasn't asking for them.
He frowned, how could he word this?
mitsuki I was asking for your help on getting other girls to send me some..
He'd pressed enter before he could over think the text. He face-palmed, that was so not smooth, but he was desperate.
borumaki lmaooooooo whos?
mitsuki No one in particular.
borumaki bro dont gimme that shit come on! just tell me
Mitsuki tapped his foot anxiously on the ground, stomach knotting while thinking about telling him.
borumaki unless..
borumaki the rumors were true and u really are gay!
borumaki u just had to ask bro id be happy to send u my nudes ;)
He chuffed. As if.
mitsuki Bolt. Seriously.
borumaki lol ok ok but u have to tell me!
Mitsuki took a deep breath before typing.
mitsuki Fine. Sarada's friend.
He didn't dare write her name. Hoping the vague description would pass over Boruto's head.
borumaki BROOOOO
borumaki NO WAY LMFAOOOOO
borumaki chouchou? and dont try to deny it bcoz sarada has no friends other than her n like my sister
Mitsuki locked his jaw. Maybe he shouldn't underestimate Boruto's intelligence next time. Or maybe he made it too easy.
mitsuki Are you going to help me or not?
borumaki lmao yes ok but first at least tell me why
mitsuki Why what?
borumaki why her? like im pretty sure she hates u
mitsuki Always want what I can't have I guess.
borumaki -_- dude cmon! just say it
mitsuki Fine. #Thicc
borumaki lmfaooooo ehhhh
Was Boruto blind? Did he not marvel at the sight that was her donk?
mitsuki Dude.
mitsuki Booteh.
borumaki true true okay so this is what u do
borumaki dm her and be like whatsup lil momma
mitsuki Definitely not.
borumaki too late (;
Mitsuki stared at the comment before he got a notification for another. Turned out Bolt had created a dm including himself, Chouchou and Mitsuki. His stomach flipped when she replied.
borumaki yo! chouchou
akimunchou what
borumaki go on mitsukiiiiii
akimunchou i thought i blocked u
Mitsuki panicked, not ready to confess to her. And instead, took to being the defensive asshole he always was.
mitsuki TITS OR GTFO
akimunchou blocked them both.
i only love mitsuki
he want that cakecakekackaekkkaskcekae