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You know Olympus is a pretty nice place, unless you have Mrs. Man-hater hovering over your shoulder, making sure you don't do anything stupid, which knowing Percy, well, he did a lot of stupid things. They arrived at the throne room doors where Artemis promptly opened the doors Percy noticed an 8-year old girl poking at the fire in the middle of the room. The girl saw the two of them and smiled, shooting a confused look at Percy. "Hestia." He thought. Artemis then shot an arrow into the sky that exploded into silver sparks, "Nice firework show." Percy commented earning him a really? look and an arrow to the shoulder. "Next time you say something like that you'll get an arrow to the crotch!" "Geez who pissed your cheerios this morning." The ex-demon muttered, and sure enough, he got an arrow to the crotch. The Olympians arrived to an amusing sight. A 16-year old man in a trench coat curled in a fetal position shouting, "I was just trying to lighten the mood, no need to shoot me!" at Artemis, "Lighten the mood?! Light the MOOD!?" she screamed back, " You were mocking me!" " Damn, is it really that time of the month?" Percy replied in an innocent tone. The gods howled in laughter specifically Hermes and Apollo, while Artemis' eye twitched. It was then that Percy and Artemis finally noticed the gods who were present. "So." She said composing herself and sounding as if that never happened, " As you can see we have a little guest." She said, sending a dirty look at Percy, who was still curled in a little ball on the floor. "Uh… Artemis." Zeus said, "Hmm?" she said " What happened to our…ah….guest?" "Oh I shot him in the crotch." She replied nonchalantly, which sent a certain two gods *cough, *cough, Hermes and Apollo, *cough *cough, into fits of laughter. Zeus sighed, he had long since stopped being surprised with his daughter's antics. "Apollo." He said to the still laughing god, "Heal him." "Do I have to?" Apollo whined. "Just do it." Poseidon said impatiently. Apollo sighed and went to work.
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3'rd person P.O.V.
"So who, or what are you." A curious Demeter asked. " A demon." Percy replied. "A demon?" asked Poseidon. " Well that is what I originally was, I was taken in by god, you know the Christian god, as an ally." Percy explained, "That's why I have angel wings instead of bat wings." He explained. "But since I was originally a demon my wings are black instead of white symbolizing my demon heritage." "Alright whatever, but we are at war, he could be an asset to us, but where will he stay?" Ares asked, " If he's going to be our ally in the upcoming war against Gaea then where will we put him down?" "Ooh, hunters." Aphrodite squealed. "NO!" Artemis and Percy shouted at the same time. Artemis didn't want him because he was a male. "A really hot male." Aphrodite said in Artemis, head. "Shut up Aphrodite." "Artemis this male is extremely helpful, he could be of use in the near future in the war." Zeus said. "No I won't allow a male in my hunt, he'll just flirt with them like all dirty males do." "Artemis I'll make him swear an oath on the River Styx to not flirt or anything with your hunters." Zeus said rolling his eyes. "Some days my daughter's paranoia is even worse than mine." He thought. "Oh shit!" Percy said. All heads turned to him. What's this Gaea person planning on doing?" he demanded. "Enslaving all morta-" Athena started, only to be cut off by Percy's moan. I should have known. "What!" Zeus practically screamed. "Well the demons were planning to enslave the mortals, and drink their blood." Percy said darkly, "The demons and Gaea may be working together to enslave the mortals and do whatever else they're planning." "Well that settles it." Zeus declared, "This demon…angel…whatever must travel with you Artemis, you must except him into the hunt or we may have no chance against Gaea and her forces." Zeus boomed (A/N: See what I did there?)
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"Well demon." Aphrodite began, "The name's Percy " Percy said. " Well Percy before you spend time with the hunters, how 'bout you spend some time with me? She said licking her lips. Artemis glared at her. "Sorry but I'm not a man whore don't you have a husband, and a boyfriend, actually several boyfriends. I don't really want to be the newest addition to your fucked up love circle." Percy replied coolly. Aphrodite gasped in offence, "Plus I'm a virgin and I'd rather keep it that way." Aphrodite widened her eyes, " B-but, you're way too sexy to be a virgin, how have you not ever had sex before, I'd personally love (A/N: See what I did there?) to be your first time." She said seductively. " Let me think about that for a seco-no." "W-what?" she spluttered out. She suddenly became angry. "If you won't come to me by choice then I guess you'll have to come to me by force!" She said, grabbing his arm. "Help!" he yelled. Then he started singing A Pocketful of Sunshine starting from the "take me away" part.
"Take me away (take me away)
A secret place (a secret place)
A sweet escape (a sweet escape)
Take me away (take me away)
Take me away (take me away)
To better days (to better d- what are you doing?! He exclaimed, don't just stand there! Help!"
The gods were laughing at him, except Artemis, who for some reason glaring daggers at Aphrodite. Artemis summoned a bow and fired at Aphrodite's face. "Ow." She yelled, letting go of Percy. "Hey you got blood all over my makeup!" she complained. "Let's go." Artemis growled at Percy and flashed them away.
(A/N: Alright guys I hope you liked that chapter, sorry for the bad puns. I'll keep the chapters at about 1,000 words unless you guys want more. Please give me ideas on this story. Thank you to jso3647 for being the first review on this story and thank you to FallenOneAka X or Mr. X for being the second one to review this story, it really means a lot to me. Anyways thank you to anyone who read that first chapter. Goodnight everbody!)