Headcannon: Sitwell smells like snickerdoodles. (This is set after the events in CA:TWS spoiler alert if any poor bastard has yet to see it)

Snickerdoodles

Darcy and Thor had been in Asgard for nearly six months, working on the appeal for Loki's release, so they hadn't heard anything about the fall of SHIELD. Until now. Steve, and his new BFF Sam Wilson, had filled them in on the Winter Soldier (Who turned out to be Bucky freakin' Barnes WTF?), HYDRA's infiltration of SHIELD to the highest level (Also WTF?!), and how the Black Widow had released all of SHIELD's well kept secrets on the interweb. That part was a little awesome for Darcy, she was so googling that shit later. Still, Darcy thought her head might explode from everything she'd just heard. Especially that Sitwell was a HYDRA plant. Agent iPod Thief's replacement was really a bad guy. Agent would have been furious, you know if he'd been alive. He may have even let it show on his normally expressionless face. Darcy had only met Sitwell once, but hadn't felt anything off about him. He seemed like someone's well-adored grandson.

"That's some heavy shit, Cap. I'm sorry about your friend. But, silver lining, you met Sam." Steve smiled at her fondly, but a little sadly too. Sam, appreciating that ego stroke, winked at Darcy and offered to be her newest BFF. They could make Avengers memes together, and Darcy was all for some Captain Kitty memes. Sam was awesome, she decided.

Thor had wanted to announce Loki's pseudo parole to his teammates, but in light of recent events, Darcy decided it wasn't a good time. Also Clint was back from who the hell knew where (seriously, why wasn't he at SHIELD when shit hit the fan?), and totally still had a hate boner for Loki. Couldn't blame him for it. Probably wouldn't be tactful to celebrate his mind rapist's freedom. Partial freedom that is, Loki's magic was limited now, his secret passage ways to other realms closed, and he was not allowed to leave Asgard. Ever. Still, Clint wouldn't be happy, so Darcy and Thor kept their mouths shut.

"How could we not know he was a bad guy?" for a moment Darcy thought Clint was talking about Loki, and then remembered where the real time conversation actually was.

"I mean, he totally made us disband after the Chituari Invasion. That should have been a red flag."

The others were nodding agreement, and supplying more hints Sitwell had dropped to his true nature. They all looked disgusted at their inability to see through him. Until Darcy made an inarguable point.

"Snickerdoodles." She said.

"Is that some sort of curse?" Steve looked perplexed, so did the others actually.

"No." she giggled. "Sitwell smells like snickerdoodles. Or, well, he did. How could you be a terrorist and smell like grandma's homemade cookies?"

No one argued that point. Not because it was sound logic, sorry Darcy, but because they honestly didn't know what to say to that. On the other hand, in Tony's case.

"I'm hungry. JARVIS, order snickerdoodles."