MuraMido: "FANFICTION"(mah friend's)
For their literature class, Murasakibara and Midorima partnered up and they were assigned to do any form of narratives where the characters are supposed to be played by them, so they chose to make a fanfiction. Murasakibara didn't know how to make a story and the only stories that he ever knew were the romance novels that his sister read.
"So, what kind of story do you propose?" asked Midorima.
"Uuuhh…Once upon a time, there was a gazillionaire named Midochin and he met the most beautiful woman, me and-"
"No! What the hell is wrong with you?! We are obviously not doing that." Midorima was creeped out. Does Murasakibara swing that way?!
"Isn't that how you make a story? Does are the only kinds I know." Said Murasakibara. Now Midorima was even more creeped out, thinking that the tall kid's genre preferences were quite…not so manly. In the end, they couldn't come up with a different story, so they had to pass the draft that Murasakibara made.
Midochin and me had a fight the night we made love to each other. Midochin couldn't admit his love for me so I left him. After I left, Midochin finally realized his undying love for me and chased me to the airport. "I'm sorry, please come back. Let's talk about this." Midochin said. He got down on one knee, holding my hands in his. "You're the only woman…man?...person I will ever love. Will you marry me? " With tears in my eyes, I agreed to marry Midochin.
The end
Their teacher looked at them wiredly, Midorima in a state of depression and embarrassment while Murasakibara didn't think anything was wrong with their weird story line and all the wrong grammars in their fanfiction. "So, what is your title?" the teacher asked. "The Adventures of Me and Midochin." Murasakibara answered. Midorima couldn't help but face palmed