MidoKaga: "COTTON BUDS" (mah friend's)
Kagami was cleaning his ear. His ear wax was so big and kind of wet that it covered the whole cotton bud and made it look like a lollipop. Midorima came up to him and asked for some cotton buds because it was his lucky item today. Suddenly Kuroko came up behind Kagami, startling him which caused his arms to jerk up out of reflex and hit Midorima. Kagami was closing his eyes during that time, and when he opened them, he saw that the cotton bud that was covered with his ear wax was shoved inside Midorima's nose.
The ear wax already hardened and it was so big that Midorima couldn't pull the cotton bud out anymore. "Kuroko, this all your faulit!" said. "Uuuuhhh…no, it was Kagami-kun's fault." Kuroko said and slowly disappeared using misdirection. When Kagami and Midorima couldn't pull it out, they decided to go to the doctor, but he was out and wouldn't be back for another week, so Midorima had to walk around with a stick up his nose for the whole week.