Pair: Akahi and Kuroko (mine)
Object Prompt: Lipstick
One school day, Kuroko offered Akashi sweets. The redhead thought of this as highly suspicious and Kuroko's poker face was not helping. He looked at the 'sweets' seeing cylindrical 'candies' with different colors. Despite the disturbing feeling in his stomach, he took one of it anyway. He got the red one and ate it.
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It was motherfucking lipstick.
"Happy April Fools Day Akashi-kun."
Enraged like never before, Akashi took out his trusty scissors and attempted to stab Tetsuya but he stabbed Murasakibara instead. Murasakibara only went there because he heard 'sweets' and this was what he got? Ouch. Literally. Midorima saw the spectacle (Me:haha pun) then dragged Murasakibara to the nurses office. Akashi tched at missing his target but he was not one to simply give up. He was Akashi freaking Seijuurou and no one pranks him and gets away with it. He chased Kuroko around the hole campus, stabbing Aomine and Kise along the way (it wasn't Akashi's fault that they were in his way). The two were outside the school building where tons of students were when he finally caught on Kuroko. He was about to grab Kuroko and stab him to death when he tripped over a pebble, grabbing Kuroko's pants instead.
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That wasn't the plan but hey he got his revenge.