MidoKuro: "MANNEQUIN LEG"(mah friend's)
Midorima's lucky item of the day was a mannequin leg, so he brought one to school. At that time, Kuroko also brought another mannequin leg for their art class but he still needed another one. He then saw Midorima holding another mannequin leg that was same the same model as his, so he asked if he could borrow it. Midorima refused but Kuroko kept on insisting.
Then Akashi popped out of nowhere and suggest they should joust for it. Kuroko agreed and although, Midorima was reluctant over the idea, he agreed. They were now at the gym and since they didn't have any horse, Akashi ordered Aomine and Kise to be the horses. Midorima was riding Aomine and Kuroko on Kise. With their mannequin legs positioned, they waited for Akashi to give them the signal.
Aomine and Kise neighed.
"Neigh, neigh ssu~"
"Neigh - the only one who could ride me is me – neigh."
Akashi snapped his fingers (like a boss XD) and Aomine and Kise charged, complete with their battle cries while Midorima couldn't believe what was happening and Kuroko with his usual pokerface. They crashed into each other. Kuroko's mannequin leg was pierced into Midorima's mouth while Midorima's mannequin leg was shoved up Kuroko's ass. Aomine and Kise were sprawled on the floor.
Some teachers heard the commotion and told them to explain what atrocity they were doing. Akashi stepped forward. "Midorima and Kuroko were fighting over a mannequin leg, so they decided to joust for it. I tried to stop them, but they wouldn't listen to me, and Aomine and Kise even joined their ridiculous game and proposed to be their horses. I'm sorry about the trouble that we caused you. I'll take full responsibility over this." He explained. The teachers believed him and let him off while Midorima, Kuroko, Aomine and Kise were punished.
"Akashi, you bitch!" Aomine cursed while the rest couldn't do anything about it. On that day, only Aomine and Kise were punished to clean the bathrooms because Midorima and Kuroko had to be sent to the hospital to remove the mannequin leg from theer bodies. When they came back, the four of them were suspended for a week and Akashi finally got his long deserved break from his teammates.