AkaFuri: "POLE"(mah friend's)
When Akashi's teammates still couldn't find a way to defeat him in anything, Reo decided to challenge Akashi in a pole dancing contest while a song about butts. With the condition that anyone who forfeits, loses, Akashi really couldn't say no because it would hurt his manly pride. After school, they went to a club somewhere far from the city. The bouncer wouldn't let them in because they were too young, but when Akashi talked to him, he lets them in, his face on the verge of crying.
Whoever has to most applause wins, said Reo. Once inside, Reo took stage the first and sang "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj while dancing on the pole. A lot of dudes actually cheered for him so it was going to be a tough battle.
When Akashi finally got on stage, Furihata along with his old friends from middle school who forced him to come, entered the club (they paid the bouncer) and sat in the front table right next to the stage. Akashi didn't really paid any mind to them, but Furihata jawdropped, and couldn't process on the idea of what Akashi was doing on stage and if he happens to work there. When the song started, Akashi sang "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot and began swaying, spinning, hanging and twerking on the pole, still full of elegance and grace. The crowd went wild, shouting, whistling and applauding Akashi while the whole time Furihata's already open mouth was practically on the floor.
When nearing the end of the song, the pole suddenly gave out and the bolts were unhinged due to Akashi's intensity. The pole flew up and was shot into Furihata's wide-open mouth. He started choking because it was blocking his windpipe. Akashi quickly yanked the pole off but Furihata was out of breath, so the only thing Akashi can do was give him mouth to mouth resuscitation.
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On that day, Furihata was saved from almost dying by a pole and never went to a club ever again, and he always runs away, crying and screaming whenever he saw Akashi because he thought that Akashi really did worked as a pole dancer and tried to kill him that day so that he wouldn't tell anybody about it.