so den da fiting began.
SWAG SWAG eric SWAG SWAG shouted somethin 2 us.
"will vs al"
"i told u i dont care about the subway sandwiches" said al
"shut up or ill rape your mother" eric growled
al shut up fast and entered da ring. will folowed since he's not a REBEL
they started punching at each other. "u 2 making out or fighting?" eric spat. "because if your making out i want 2 join u"
tris lost interest in da fight relay quickly and turned her head to see peter in the corner doing peter stuff. he was the only 1 to have gotten a sandwich since they got 2 da dauntless compound. so tris knew peter was a swaggy mothafucka and rolled up bitchin in her cadillac. they had a relay good conversation.
"what the hell do u want stiff"
"i want to be your bitch"
"alright"
"so how do we get started"
"we don't"
"kittens"
"k bye"
tris was happy 2 be part of such an inteligent conversation.
tris turned back around. al had finally punched will unconscious. eric threw al a bucket of simulation serum and some viagra.
"FINISH HIM, PUNISHER!" someone shouts
"what do you want me to do with this"
"do u want the sandwiches or not" eric says
"i actually dont"
"just do it pussy"
al takes the viagra and uses the simulation serum as lube to fuck the erudite transfer in the ass.
eric tells them to stop and gives al his subway sandwich.
"good job guys now u can go 2 ur bunks and masturbate or whatever initiates do on their frist night lel"