Hey there. My tablet closed my edit page THREE TIMES in one day. I'm on my sister's desktop right now. Anyway. I will now be updating on weekends. I have to study for school, but I will be writing whenever I can. You might get surprise updates on weekdays. Sorry.

Edit: This story is also going to be on DeviantArt.

Warning: Swearing (Hidan)

Deisclaimer: Naruto is forever out of my reach. Meaning, I don't own it.

During lunch time, Sakura was eating lunch with Ino and Hinata when Tobi suddenly entered the room. He scanned around fast, out of breath.

"Sakura!"

He ran over, hiding behind her.

'Wha...?!"

"Save Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!"

"Save y-"

"Fucking brat!"

Hidan popped in the classroom, surprising Sakura.

"Sakura, protect Tobi from Hidan!"

"Tobi, you fucking coward!"
"Heeeee!"

"Hidan, what did Tobi do this time?" she sighed.

"Motherfucker said Jashin is a lie!"

"...Tobi, do you have a death wish?"

"Tobi is sorry!"

"Sorry won't freaking cut it!"

"Heeeeeeeee!"

"Stop, Hidan. Come with me. Sorry girls." she said, nodded at Ino and Hinata.

"I-It's okay, Sakura-chan." said Hinata.

Said Pinkette smiled, then turned around in Hidan's direction.

"Let's go take a walk, alright? Some alone time to cool you down."

He perked up at the words 'alone time'.

"'Kay. Let's go."

They walked around the school grounds, admiring the beautiful flower, arranged into a rainbow.

Well, Sakura was. Hidan was mumbling under his breath, cursing Tobi.

"So Hidan, how have you been these past two years?"

"Fucking great. But now that you're here, fucking fantastic."

"Hmm."

"Have you been training since then, Cherry Blossom?"

"Yeah. I've had a few sparring friends."

"Wanna fight for the hell of it?"

"Let's talk first, spar later, okay?"

"Hmph."

"How have the Akastuki been?"

"We have a good grip on most of the decisions, but the principal is very harsh. She always gets the last word. On another note, did you get yourself a boyfriend at Suna Academy?"

"Oooh, nice question!" cheered Inner Sakura.

Sakura blushed.

"Um, no. No, I didn't."

"Did you scare them off with your freaking amazing strength?"

"Yeah, something like that."

"Punching through a wall did the trick!"

"They're fools then. Your strength plus your beauty are fucking awesome to all hell!"

"Oooooh, I think he likes you in more ways than one~"

"Not now!" Sakura shouted back to her Inner.

The bell rung, saving her from answering.

"C-come on, class's starting!"