La Mia Fidanzata È Un Diavolo Target 011 : Bianchi the Poison Scorpion
"It's hot!" Tsuru lifted her right hand to shield her face from the unforgiving sun, "And I'm so thirsty." She heard a ring of a bell from behind her, slowly turning her head she saw a female cyclist behind her.
Tsuru slowly moved out of her way, expecting her to zoom past, but instead, the rider took her helmet off, revealing her exotic features. Long, straight pink hair and familiar green eyes, a visible scorpion tattoo on her left shoulder.
She takes something from the basket attached to her bike. "Please have it, if you like." She tossed a purple can of soda at the brunette who caught it with ease. The cyclist then went off into distance, humming softly.
Tsuru opened the can, a dark purple fume coming out from the mixture. Above her a young black crow, with many years left to live, dropped down, dead. "What is this!?" She shrieked, completely taken by surprise.
Deciding that the woman was probably duped by the person or machine that gave it to her, Tsuru slowly made her way home.
Opening the door to her room, Tsuru screamed. On top of Reborn's long fingers, dark stag beetles were crawling across. "What wa-"
Interrupted by the doorbell and feminine voice shouting, "Italian Pizza Delivery!" Tsuru stopped her question and rushed downstairs. She slowly opened the door and saw the same cyclist from before.
"Thanks for waiting. A delivery of Vongola Pizza." The girl was wearing the same clothes but a wite hat was added to her get up. "Ah… You're the girl from before!"
Before the Vongola heir could say anything more, the girl put a pale gas mask on, it covered her whole face and a red number 1 on its forehead. "Enjoy!"
She opened the lid of the pizza box and another purple fume was released from the box, acting on pure instinct, Tsuru covered her nose and held her breath.
A bang was heard through the room, Tsuru watched as in front of her was Reborn's tall figure. "Chaos, Bianchi."
"Reborn." The girl, Bianchi, smiled taking off her hat with a light blush. "I'm here to bring you back. Let's do another big job together, Reborn."
Tsuru looked in wonder as she watched the woman, tear watered in her eyes, "A peaceful place doesn't suit you. The place you should be is the dark world, where it's more dangerous and thrilling."
"I told you Bianchi, I have a job to raise T…suna, so I can't." Reborn said monotonously, Bianchi just looked down in silence, "Poor Reborn…" She whispered.
She wiped the tears from her eyes, "Unless the Decimo dies due to an accident or something… Reborn won't be free again…"
Bianchi opened the door, 'I'll go home for now…" Tsuru could feel relief swelling up in her chest, "When the Decimo is murd… When the Decimo is dead, I'll come to bring you back again."
"What's up with that woman!?"
"She's a freelance Hitman named Poison Scorpion. Her special skill is to feed people her poison cooking." Reborn explained, Tsuru could imagine that, after all, she was nearly murdered.
"She seems to favour you a lot, why is that?" Tsuru asked the one question that was on her mind the entire time, "Bianchi is delusional."
'Delusional? She didn't really look it.' Tsuru mused to herself and she continued to listen, "She thinks I love her."
A cold feeling hit Tsuru right in the heart, repeating the same line mentally over and over again, "She thinks I love her."
Shaking off her thoughts, "A-anyway! Can you do something!? She trying to kill me for no reason!" Reborn just sat their drinking a cup of tea, "Tsuru… Humans are creatures that will die one day."
"I don't start acting like a philosopher all of a sudden!"
"Morning, Tsu-c-kun!"
"Ah, um… Morning Kyoko…" Tsuru greeted in response. "Today's home economics class is to make onigiri. I'm excited."
"Well, that's nice." The same ring from yesterday reached Tsuru's ears, she slowly turned around, Bianchi was on her bicycle, a dark aura surrounding her, "Those who bother someone's love life, should die covered up in poison."
Her expressions reminded Tsuru of someone. "Here you go," She felt déjà vu as the same events happened yesterday but this time Tsuru dodged the purple cans, letting them fall on the ground next to the duo.
"Was that someone you know?" Kyoko asked her friend, "An acquaintance… I guess."
"We'll give the onigiri we made in home economics class today to you boys!" The girl population of the class, excluding Tsuru, was holding a plate of rice balls each, they all had wide grins on their faces, except for Hana.
The boys being… boys, jumped up in the air in delight, throwing up whatever they were holding into the air. "What a weird event." Gokudera stated.
'I agree.' Tsuru thought, It really made no sense to her, "Tsuna, did you decide who to accept it from?" Yamamoto asked her, grinning with his normal smile.
"I don't really want any," Tsuru said, meaning no ill will to any of her classmate. She looked around for Kyoko who had a satisfied look on her face, behind her was a dark figure.
'That's Bianchi!' Tsuru thought in surprise, watching Bianchi sneakily swap Kyoko's rice balls with her own purple ones.
Suddenly, Bianchi disappeared. Tsuru was looking around for her, Kyoko stepped up to her. "Tsu-kun, want to eat them?" Kyoko held up the vulgar looking food.
"Eh?" Tsuru exclaimed, looking at the food, Kyoko seemed to see her distress, "Oh, did you not like salmon?"
"Ah… Um… I… It's not like that! I'm just not hungry right now…" Tsuru lied, Kyoko seemed unfazed.
"Okay, I see. I'll give you them now so you can eat them later." Kyoko wrapped the rice balls in the cloth she was holding and handed them to Tsuru. "Thanks, Kyoko."
From the corridor Bianchi was looking at them in anger, "Damn you, Decimo… But I will one day take back Reborn.
"Woah it's so hot!" Tsuru opened the door to her room, "I should sit still in my room with the air conditioner on." As she opened the door, she heard a loud thump and looked down.
There on the floor, Lambo was sleeping peacefully. "Lambo! I'm so sorry!" She knelt down next to the five year old and gingery picked him up, "Chaos."
She looked to her right and saw Reborn in a complete traditional Japanese get-up, he was holding a bowl of Yakisoba in his hands and was slurping it all up. Tsuru was speechless.
"I have some for you too. Eat up." In the open doorway of Tsuru's room, Bianchi stood there holding a dangerous looking mixture in her hands.
Tsuru backed away in surprise, almost dropping Lambo in the process. "What are you doing here?" Tsuru put the Bovino on her bed softly and faced the two hitmen.
"For Love." Bianchi stated, "It's for work." Reborn said after. Bianchi continued, "Reborn needs me." She took a seat on the floor next to Reborn. "I thought about asking Bianchi to tutor you partly."
'They're totally misunderstanding each other!' Even as Tsuru thought this, another pang of jealousy hit her in the chest, once again she shook it off and started to say, "Why are you suddenly saying stuff about tutoring now? I don't need one! And I definitely don't need two!"
Bianchi chuckled, "You're still a kid, and you shouldn't be concerned with stuff like that." She held up two fingers, "What I am creating now is poison cooking II, Twice the killing rate!"
"Reborn! Do something about he-"
"Juudaime!" Gokudera's clear voice was heard downstairs, Tsuru went to go greet him.
He was holding a black net with a large, ripe watermelon and was humming lightly. "Gokudera-kun! What's up?"
Gokudera grinned, "Would you like some watermelon? It's supposed to be really sweet!" Tsuru rubbed her head sheepishly, "Well, I'm in the middle of something so…" She trailed off, unsure of how to finish the sentence.
"Some kinda trouble? If you want I'll take care of it for you!" Tsuru stopped and thought about it, 'Maybe Gokudera-kun can kick Bianchi out…'
"Well…" Gokudera dropped the watermelon, it split and was left as a mess on the ground. "The watermelon!"
"Aneki!" Gokudera whimpered, behind Tsuru stood Bianchi and Reborn. "Hayato." Bianchi replied.
"Aneki? What!?" Gokudera dropped to the ground, holding his stomach tight, as if he was in pain. "Excuse me!" He rushed out of the house, his hands clamped to his stomach.
"He's always like that, strange boy." Bianchi stated, watching him run out the house. "Bianchi and Gokudera are siblings!?" Tsuru shouted, realising why Bianchi had looked so familiar.
"Yes, with different mothers." Reborn informed her.
"Gokudera-kun!" Tsuru saw him near a tree surrounding the Namimori shrine. "U… Um… The watermelon…"
"Sorry about what happened. I used to live with my sister until I was eight."
"At our castle we used to have many luxurious parties but when I was six years old, I was supposed to perform the piano in front of all the guests." Gokudera started, "That time, my sister baked cookies for me for the first time. That was the first of her poison cooking… I didn't find out until afterward that she had the skill to make all her cooking poisonous."
"How is that even possible!?" Tsuru asked, but her question was left unanswered.
"Of course at that time after I ate the cookies, I experienced severe nausea and dizziness, and the performance was outrageous… But that was only the beginning." With that sentence Gokudera's face turned white as a sheet, "The bizarre performance was rated highly in the end. My father who was in a good mood decided to make me perform more."
Gokudera finished his tragic tale, "That terror traumatized my body and every time I look at her, I get stomach aches, I can't get anywhere close to my sister. Juudaime, can you please drive my sister out of this town?"
"Well… I don't know if I really can…" Tsuru trailed off, "I have a plan! Before my sister became obsessed with Reborn, she had a man she loved. He died due to an accident, but my sister still can't get over him." Gokudera held a picture of Bianchi and an Italian man with messy black hair and green eyes. "I've seen someone like this!"
'I feel guilty doing this but..'
"Lambo, wake up!" Tsuru gently shook Lambo's small body, "Sorry, but I need to talk to you ten years later, can you use the ten year bazooka?"
Lambo looked away, sweating in guilt, "L…Lambo never shot a ten year bazooka!" He lied badly, "I was told by the boss not to shoot the ten year bazooka, L… Lambo won't shoot that, Lambo's going to sleep now, so go away." He made a shooing motion.
'What am I going to do?' Tsuru walked out her room, she had already thought of one way to get him to shoot, but she wasn't cruel to throw him at Reborn. Opening the glass siding door to the backyard she saw Reborn.
In front of him was a large swimming pool that seemed like it was built into the ground, she didn't even know how it was possible to have it built there in less than a day. Reborn was drying himself with a white towel. She blushed.
He wasn't wearing his usual black suit and fedora, instead he wore a pitch black board shorts and Tsuru could see all the muscles in his upper body. "Tsuruhime." He spoke in his deep, husky Italian accent, looking at her with his onyx eyes, her blush deepened. 'So hot… I can't believe he looks so hot just standing there! How can he be so toned with his lean body? And to think he is only two years older than me…'
Snapping out of her stupor she averted her eyes, she heard him chuckle, she and opened her mouth about to something when Lambo butted in saying, "GAHAHAHA! Lambo-sama is going to be brave and jump from the second floor!"
Completely forgetting everything that happened in the last few seconds, Tsuru panicked. Lambo jumped off the roof holding a small Taser in his hand, "Die Reborn! With the Stun-gun I got from boss, zap away!"
He waved his arms and accidently zapped himself. "Lambo!" Tsuru shouted with concern, the only good thing that came out of his blunder was the force of the hit that broke Lambo's fall into the pool.
Lambo started bawling and held the purple bazooka in his hands and fired. As the smoke cleared Tsuru could see Lambo's fifteen year old self standing in the water, "Goodness, why am I standing in a pool?"
"Ah! It's Lambo's older self!" Turning to the opened door she shouted, "Bianchi! Come here please!" Bianchi stook he head out of the house, "I don't like to be forced into doing things, but I'll start tutoring you soon.
Her face was morphed to one of shock, then one of disbelief, "Romeo!" Lambo looked at her in confusion. "Romeo! You're alive!"
Bianchi started running forward, tears of gladness running down her face. "Romeo!" Then Bianchi did something no one but Reborn would suspect, she brought her right hand behind her then slammed it into Lambo's face. "POISON COOKING II!"
"What!?" Tsuru yelled, she did not see that coming. "Right before he died, Bianchi broke up with him because he was cheating on her. Every time she thinks about him she gets upset."
"What!? Lambo, I'm so sorry!" Tsuru apologised, watching Lambo feebly moan, "Tol…er…ate…" With that word Lambo's mouth started to foam and he fell backwards into the pool, effectively drowning himself, "Lambo! Don't drown!"
"Maybe with the medical skills ten years from now, he'll be saved." Reborn commented from behind Tsuru, who jumped into the pool to save Lambo. Dragging him out and onto the grass, she put her head on his chest.
"He still has a pulse!" She said, relief filling her voice. Tsuru brought her arms together onto his chest, "He needs CPR."
For Reborn, time froze. The words repeating in his head, "He needs CPR… He needs CPR…" He refused to let this happen, for medical purposes or not, he would never let his future wife kiss anyone. Not over his Dead. Body.
"Tsuru. Wait." Tsuru looked at him confusion written all over her face, "Do-" A pink cloud covered Lambo.
When it cleared, Lambo's five year old self was sitting down, sucking on some purple confectionary. 'Stupid cow.' Reborn thought, turning around and walking back into the Sawada household. She didn't need to hear the rest of his sentence. Not now.
"Oh, so that's how it was…" Gokudera told his boss, "Oh yeah… I heard a rumour that the reason her ex dies was due to food poisoning." Tsuru was speechless.
"Your sister is very… interesting…"
Vongola: Clam in Italian
Decimo: Tenth in Italian
Yakisoba: a Japanese dish of fried noodles, vegetables, and meat, served with a thick, sweetish sauce.
Juudaime: Tenth in Japanese
Nausea: a feeling of sickness with an need to vomit
CPR: cardiopulmonary resuscitation, an emergency procedure consisting of external cardiac massage and artificial respiration; the first treatment for a person who has collapsed and has no pulse and has stopped breathing; attempts to restore circulation of the blood and prevent death or brain damage due to lack of oxygen
Poll Results
Tsuru
YamamotoXTsuna: 0
GokuderaXTsuna: 0
TsunaXAll: 1
HibariXATsuna: 2
RebornXTsuna: 3
Gokudera
YamamotoXFem!Gokudera: 1
GokuderaXHaru: 0
GokuderaXChrome: 0
Yamamoto
YamamotoXFem!Gokudera: 1
YamamotoXHaru: 0
YamamotoXKyoko: 0
Lambo
LamboXIpin: 1
Bianchi
DinoXBianchi: 1
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When I wrote the 'Tsuru sees Reborn in the backyard' part I was told by my friend to write most of it... Like the 'Omg! He's so hot!' Part... I really don't understand girls. (Even if I am a girl)