La Mia Fidanzata È Un Diavolo Target 012 : Miura Haru

'A tall man walks past my house every school day. His name is Reborn-san, such a cool name… I want to have him badly.' A average looking school girl thinks, staring at the exact man, her mouth left hanging letting the saliva pool out her mouth.

"Ah! Better finish brushing my teeth!" She says, continuing the task at hand.

'Here they come!' The girl thinks, watching the tall Italian and his small Japanese companion walking in her direction. 'To confess I have to be in the same ring or else I'll be rude.'

She walks up to them, a wild blush on her face. "Hello…" She looks up at Reborn, her blush deepening at his handsome features. "Chaos."

She could feel her inner-self squealing, 'He is so HOT!' She steels her nerves, "My name… is Miura Haru." She made herself cautious, making sure she didn't say 'desu' at the end, after all, first impressions are always important, no?

"I know… You're from this house, aren't you?" He pointed his index finger at Haru's house. 'He knows about me?'

Haru's face got hotter, "Will you be my friend?" She waited for his answer, "Sure." She exploded.

"Whoohoo!" She cheered, raising her hand in delight, once she finished she became quiet, "Erm… It's rather sudden, but…" She wrapped her arms around herself, each hand held the opposite arm. "Can you hug me like this?"

She completely ignored Tsuru, who stood there dumbstruck, her heart in the fiery pits of jealousy. 'You are definitely not stealing my fiancée!'

"Don't touch me so easily." Tsuru felt better after that sentence, the bloodlust gone from her soft brown eyes, "'Cause I'm a hitman and I'm training him to become the Tenth Vongola Boss." Reborn proclaimed.

"Reborn! Don't say that to random peo-" Tsuru was slapped. "You're a bastard! What are you teaching him!?" Anger clouded Tsuru's mind. "Hot men should have pure hearts! Are you destroying that pure loveliness with your rotten heart!?"

Haru made a reach for Tsuru's shirt. Before she made it to her destination, her hand was slapped away. "You… B*tch… How can you say that to a complete stranger you have never met!?" Each word was laced with pure, unadulterated malice.

Haru took a step back, and steeled her guts, "What's up with the mafia?!You're going too far even for a delinquent's game! You even restricted Reborn-sama's freedom!" She threw a sloppy punch in Tsuru's direction.

Tsuru saw this coming, she held her fist out and caught the other's attack. Haru wrestled her hand from Tsuru, "I'll save Reborn-sama later." She pivoted on her heel, "Bye." She said to Reborn, then she walked away from a steaming devil's fiancée.

If you were to walk the streets of Namimori, in front of the Sawada household, you would see a small girl with a beanie covering up her face. An evil expression on her face. "Wait for me Reborn-sama! Haru will set you free." She declared, ready to march into the house to kidnap the Son-in-Law.

"We think alike." A nice alto voice spoke from behind the girl, the owner of the voice picked her up from the scruff of her neck, pulling her backward and away from Haru's destination.

"Ah! So you're my comrade in wanting to rescue Reborn-sama, onee-san. He's so dreamy, isn't he?" Haru said, finding herself eat Ramen with her captor, Bianchi. "Yes, he's wonderful."

"But that guy has to involve Reborn-sama in some mafia game. Not saying that he would be hot, but what happens if some yazuka take them seriously?" Haru bit on her chopsticks in rage. "Reborn is the best Hitman out there."

"What are you talking about one-" Haru started to say, her mouth full of Tempura.

"Ah~ I can never forget the thrilling assassination days." Bianchi said, a content look on her face as she began reminiscing. 'What you've just said… is true one-san!?' Haru asked herself, a shocked look on her face.

"Ah… It's so hot…" A loud sound of metal reached Tsuru's ears as she walked across the bridge, "My ears are ringing from the heat…"

The sound subtly became louder, 'It's not my imagination?!' Tsuru pivoted around to see Haru dressed up in an old fashioned armour that she piece together with a hockey uniform, in her left arm she held a helmet and in her right, a hockey stick. "Good Morning."

Just seeing Haru's face made the brunette's blood boil. "It's you…" The sentence was laced with venom and Haru became slightly hesitant. "I…If Reborn-sama is a real hitman, I think you, who will be a mafia boss, is really strong, Tsuna-san. If you defeat me, I'll believe Reborn-sama." Haru put on the helmet, "And I won't complain about his life!"

"Please have a match with me!" Haru swung her hockey stick downward onto Tsuru, who once again caught it, "I see then… I formally accept your challenge."

"Anything goes!" Haru shouted, swing the stick at Tsuru randomly, not really noticing what she just said. "If you say so…" Tsuru grinned, pulling out her dual guns, taking out the real bullets while dodging, Tsuru reloaded them with tranquilizing bullets.

From across the bridge where the battle was taking place, Gokudera's cigarette dropped from his mouth. "Juudaime?" His eyes narrowed onto Haru's battle armour. 'A disposable hitman from somewhere?'

Getting to work he dashed to Tsuru and pushed her behind him, "Juudaime, please stand behind!" Gokudera took out his dynamite, each lighting up for battle. "Die." He threw his projectiles at Haru, who had looked at them curiously.

"Dynamite?" But it was too late, the dynamite exploded and sent her flying off the bridge and into the water, "She fell!" All of Tsuru's negative feelings went down the drain as she saw Haru drowning in the river unable to swim because of the armour weighing her down.

Without hesitation Tsuru jumped into the water, 'What are you doing?' Haru thought, seeing her jump in. Tsuru started to swim in Haru's direction.

"Hold onto me!" Tsuru commanded the girl, grabbing onto her and dragging both of them to shore.

"Thank you very much…" Haru sat on the banks, a small white towel on her head, free of the armour she had donned earlier. Gokudera started to scold her about her actions even if he was the one who blew her off the bridge. Next to them, Tsuru was drying herself off with a green hairdryer that was Leon.

"You were so cool Tsuna-sama! Hold on to me!" She struck a pose. "I thought such a cheesy line only existed on the television."

Haru smiled, "It was wonderful that you jumped in to save me instead of Reborn-sama. My heart is pounding. I can say I have fallen in love with you, Tsuna-sama!" Haru declared.

Tsuru just stared. "Haru… I'm a girl…"

"WHAT!?"

I think this chapter was pretty good, it was kind of hard to represent Haru's love of Reborn. Kind of a cliffy, I guess...

Alto: the highest adult male singing voice (Not really true, I'm Alto and I'm neither male or female)

Yakuza: Japanese Mafia

Poll Results

Tsuru

YamamotoXTsuna: 0

GokuderaXTsuna: 0

MukuroXTsuna: 1

TsunaXAll: 3

HibariXATsuna: 6

RebornXTsuna: 13

Gokudera

GokuderaXHaru: 1

GokuderaXChrome: 2

YamamotoXFem!Gokudera: 3

Yamamoto

YamamotoXFem!Gokudera: 3

YamamotoXHaru: 0

YamamotoXKyoko: 2

Lambo

LamboXIpin: 2

Bianchi

DinoXBianchi: 1

For Tsuru, the poll is only for her 'harem' to make Reborn jealous.

BTW, for Tsuru, her main pairing will stay the same, the rest is just for the Harem to make Reborn Jelous