Author: this one ended up more cute than funny. But none the less, it's adorable. I own nothing!
"I really wish Thor would stop leaving that hammer of his laying around in the house." Laura sighed, tossing a dish rag onto the counter.
"You, Tony and Me babe. At he's not destroying the house with it like he did the helicarrier. Or part of the Tower at one point." Clint told her.
"Where is our Asgardian?" Laura asked.
"Outside. He, Steve and Tony are hauling some old wood out back for the bonfire later." Clint said, peeking out the kitchen window.
Tony had an arm around Steve's shoulder and the soldier was smirking at whatever the billionaire was saying.
Thor dumped another arm full of wood on the pile before he tossed an arm around each of their necks and leaned in to listen.
Whatever Tony was telling Steve sent the Asgardian into wild laughter and Steve pulled away, ruffling Tony's hair.
"As much as those two didn't get along at first, they're practically brothers now." Clint whispered.
"I figured they would be eventually. They fight the way brothers do." Laura smiled, sliding an arm around his waist.
"I wouldn't know." Clint sighed, squeezing her hand.
The baby monitor on the counter crackled and then they both hear their youngest son crying upstairs.
"I'll got get Nate. He's probably hungry." Laura told him.
"I'll go check on the rest of the kids." Clint agreed.
"Cooper and Pietro are outside. Pretty sure Cooper is seeing how fast Pietro is." Laura laughed.
Clint shook his head, knowing it would have something to do his oldest Biological son shooting arrows at his adopted brother.
Wanda and Pietro were too old to legally adopt since they were 20, but that hasn't stopped any of the Avengers from making Fury's life hell until he agreed to let the twins stay with Clint's family.
Lila and Cooper had been tickled to have older siblings and the twins had been grateful... Even though Pietro never said it aloud.
Baby Nathaniel would never know that Wanda and Pietro weren't his actually siblings, just like he'd never know the Avengers weren't actually his uncles and aunt.
"Let's go see what the girls are up to." He chuckled.
"Can you pick it up with your magic Wanda?"
"I do not know. But I will try."
Clint headed out of the kitchen and stuck his head into the living room.
Wanda was staring at Mjolnor, which was glowing bright red as Lila watched.
"No... It will not move." Wanda panted.
"Girls what are you two doing?" He chuckled.
Wanda jumped and spun to face him, turning almost as red as her skirt.
"We're trying to be princesses daddy!" Lila chirped.
"What does trying to pick up Thor's hammer have to do with being princesses?" Clint smiled.
"The story says that whoever can pick up the hammer will wield the power of Thor. Would that not make us princesses?" Wanda asked, cocking her head.
"I guess it would." Clint shrugged.
"So if we lift It, we become princesses?" Lila giggled.
"That's a good guess." Clint admitted.
"Yay!" Lila shouted and grabbed ahold of Mjolnor's handle before giving it a tug.
Clint laughed and pulled out his phone to record his girls both trying to pick up Thor's hammer.
He'd show it to the rest of the family later.
But for now... He wanted this little moment for himself.