Esme: yaaaawn! Damn… I'm exhausted …

Sasuke: you aren't the only one tha… yaaaawn!

Me: If I'm here then you're going to be here too, I've been here typing your character for 3 hours straight! I made you!

Esme: oh fuck off! I don't give 3 fucks about that!

Me and Sasuke: calm down, you sound like an old lady!

Everyone: please enjoy this chapter!

And now, the third chapter to this story!

Chapter 3: kill evil…

I stared outside, looking at the bright Nevada cityscape of Death City. Now, you're probably wondering WHY I'm doing something this trivial at this time of day, well… I actually love looking out at our beautiful city while it's dark out… but that's not why I'm doing that now. "Esme!" I turned around, and saw Maka running towards me… 'Throb…' "Ohhh, ow!" I gasped, slumping forward to the ground… that lay over 200 feet below me. "ESME!" gasped Maka, dashing in my direction… 'Throb…' 'Ow! Why does my head hurt so bad? It feels like it's… splitting… o...pen...' shmmm… I looked around, the room was pale gold with silver accents and intricate decoration 'oh crap, what's going on here?!' suddenly the area flashed with white light and I saw a room. 'What the hell? It looks like a hotel room!' I thought, 'o-kay… this is getting a little creepy… jeez.' "Wait Maka!" SLAM! Maka had thrown a guy against the wall, and I dodged to the side, trying to avoid Soul. '..?!... Wha…? What is she doing?' I thought, 'is she insane?' I watched the fight that ensued, and screamed when I saw him breathe FIRE (yes, actual fire) at my sister and friend… 'Ahh…' I gasped as the flames licked across the room. 'Ahg… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!'

-END OF VISION-

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH, NOOOOOOOO!" I woke up screaming, then I realized I was hanging by my sisters arm… off of the DWMA building… in one of its tallest fucking towers! "HUNH?!" I gasped, "UAAAAAHHHHHH, M-MAKA DO SOMETHING, AND PULL ME UP DAMMIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING HERE!"

-5 minutes later-

"Y… you dumb… you dumbass!" gasped Maka "you could ha… have DIED …" I grimaced, knowing that explaining that little nosedive towards the ground… would be near friggin impossible "I… I guess I spaced out again… hahaha" Maka stared at me, looking pretty pissed … 'Aw fuck… what do I do?! She doesn't believe me!' "Umm… I saw you try to kill someone with soul… heh… d-does that count?" soul looked worriedly at Maka, she looked like she wanted to kill ME! 'Eep!' Maka sighed and proceeded to lecture me… "You know that's not true, so stop acting like it freaking is!" she said, "it ain't like you're seeing something that's gonna get us killed!" "WELL IT CAN IF I'M USUALLY RIGHT ABOUT THESE FREAKING THINGS!" I roared angrily "THAT ALONE USUALLY PISSES OFF!" "WELL YOU JUST ACT LIKE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA, CAUSE' IT AIN'T MY PROBLEM DUMBASS!" "SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!" roared soul, stopping our little argument just like he would stop a Kishin egg. "Are you and Maka seriously THAT stupid? It pisses me off to know that you dumbasses, who can take out Kishin AND Kishin eggs better than lord death, fighting like goddamn BABIES!" 'Sheesh…' I thought, 'he's having the time of his life yelling at us… sigh' "okay MOM." I said sarcastically, "did ya have to scream like a little girl? Cause' it made me think of Maka when we were little and got hurt, rough and tumble my damn left foot!" "Just hear me out, friggin jackass." said soul, "don't ya think that your arguments are going a little damn far dumbass? All you and Maka do all damn day is argue over what YOU have for a damn nightmare all the damn time! It's fucking annoying! Will ya just TRY to talk it out with each other instead of acting like you're gonna fucking kill each other?" 'Oh man…' I thought 'soul negotiating? What's next? Flying monkeys or farie- nevermind, I already know those are real… dammit!'

8:00 pm. est. Uchiha Residence, Konahagakure, japan.

Sasuke's POV.

"Why did ya invite us over Sasuke?" quizzed Sakura and Naruto together. 'Idiots' I thought… you'd think someone who's a sage and someone who can access Ying-yang mode wouldn't be so damn clueless… losers.' I asked you idiots over cause' of a new ninja village over north America… literally above America itself." WHAAAT?!" shouted both Naruto and Sakura at the same time. "b-but that's impossible! H-he has to be joking! He just has to be!" squeaked Sakura "are you kidding? Why would the jerk joke about that?!" roared Naruto. "Shut… the hell up." I said, "You guys act like a bunch of babies trying to be ninja… anyways, we have a mission from Kakashi-Sensei. We have to talk to their leader, Lord… Death… and yes, that's the guy's actual name." "Lord Death?" said Sakura, "isn't he the one who sealed away Asura the Kishin?" "No way" said Naruto, "I don't see it, I don't believe it… that goes ditto for the pervy sage… I keep expecting him to pop up out of nowhere and teach me something new…" "Anyways." I said, "Sai and Kakashi-sensei are coming too, so is Lord Hokage… so don't start anything while were there." "Good evening everyone" said Sai, "is everyone ready, Kakashi is waiting for us at the entrance with Lord Hokage." "Alright! Said everyone, "Let's do this! TO DEATH CITY!" and with that we all headed towards the city where Lord Death resided. 'Heh…' I thought, 'Death City huh… what an interesting name…'

10:00 pm. Est. Death city, Nevada

Esme's POV.

We always hunt Kishin eggs at night… it makes for an interesting little mix… it's really fun to hunt them down and take their souls… after all it's my job, while the world still has evil and madness manipulating humans… we Miesters and Weapons form the DWMA (Death Weapon Miester Academy) to rid the world of evil and free those humans who were enslaved to corrupting evil and the debilitating madness, and save them from it.

10:15 Am. Est. DWMA schoolhouse building. Death City, Nevada

"So, who here can tell me what madness is, and its fundamentals?" said Professor Frank n. Stein (hit on what he looks like) our homeroom teacher. "May I?" said Maka "sigh… yes, go ahead." Said the professor. "Madness, or insanity is brought on by the Kishin Asura and Kishin eggs." Said Maka, "it is a severe physical and mental detriment that can, with enough time of course, can make even the sanest person become evil." "Well… I guess you really are your mother's daughter after all." Said the professor with a chuckle. DIING DONG, DEWGONG! "That's the bell, enjoy your weekend, and make sure you do your essays on soul types!" "Sigh… this is gonna be a long one." I moaned.

The true Omake 01: how to become a ninja, Konahagakure-style!

Naruto:

Naruto: get a demon fox spirit, seal it inside of yourself, fail the first Genin exam three times, pass the second one, get an A ranked mission disguised as a C-Rank mission, kill/protect the enemy/target, (enemy=kill, target=protect)kill some random kid… wait nvm… ignore that last part…

Sakura

Sakura: Get smart! And don't be stupid like Naruto in the first series.

Naruto: hey! I like that series… you're just mad that you didn't make the finals! Bleaaah!

Sasuke

Sasuke: I don't care… leave me be.

Everyone else: MAI GAWD!

Kakashi

Kakashi: all you need to do is put in some good-old-fashioned hard work!

Sai

Sai: have someone train you to be an assassin.

Everyone: THANKS FOR READING THIS CHAPTER!

Me: Arigato

- the dancing leaf shadow