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Alexa: I'm (bang) so (bang) sorry (bang) (lifts head up from dented coffee table as she starts to cry for mercy) I'm sorry so much for not writing there are lots of reasons but one big main reason was this. Dad and I had an argument about me and spending my time writing stories instead of doing stuff. So he stole my iPad away and put a passcode on it. Only he wrote (typed) it in wrong and I couldn't get in and neither could he. So he finally cracks the code but wipes its whole memory. So Ive spent the days reorganising my stuff. I'm also sad because I lost some data dorm fan fiction. So please forgive me. Also I thank all the kind souls who review and fave/follow my stories. It means a lot to me. Also for a while I am mainly going to work on this so please don't get mad and please don't hate me for not writing also I thank DeadHallow for letting me use her red joker story character in this. She takes the credit of the character of red joker and the story is really good. Plus on deviant art it has been turned into a comic so please enjoy her stories and amazing creativity and ow my head (sniffles as she dabs tears away with her sleeve and clutches her head) Elliot please can you do the stuff

elliot:(sighs) please leave a review and disclaimer, for Alexa does not own the characters except Alexa and has the permission to use her bffs so enjoy and review in some bandages for her head please.

Elliots pov

I felt very surprised. Underneath the table wasn't a faceless spy but a roleholder. She had short brown hair, brown eyes and very pale skin with some freckles.

Before I could say anything she sprinted out from under the table and climbed up a nearby tree. Huh...she's fast. As we are all walking over to the tree I can see her brown eyes peeping through the branches.

Blood says "young lady please come down. We will not hurt you." We can hear what sounded like a scoff before a voice snaps back "says the guys with secret hidden weapons and giant axes who also shot right past my cheek when I only took a bite of carrot cake" bloods eyebrow raised a bit at the comment.

I don't know why but the two little brats have mischief written all over them. They change their axes into guns and shoot up into the branches. We can hear a scream and branches breaking and a young lady falls out. She is wearing very strange clothes and her left cheek is bleeding. I really regret it now.

"Ow" we hear her mumble before she opens her eyes and helps her self up. As she is dusting herself off, I can hear her mutter to herself "darn pchychos" as she whips her head up to faces us. "What the hell? You could have killed me you looneys." I can hear blood chuckle. "And whats so funny pray tell mr top hat?" Blood goes over and kisses her hand. "I am blood dupre and what pray tell is your name?" The girl snatches her hand away and wipes it on her clothes "names Alexa and please never do that again. It's kinda creepy."

I can hear the twins break into laughter before I go over and clonk them on the heads. I can then hear laughing. The girl ,covering her mouth, is giggling into her hand. After a minute she stops and becomes all serious and defensive again.

"Hey can you give me some directions and tell me where I am?" Boris scratches his head and looks at her "um...not to be rude Alexa but are you an outsider?" All hell broke loose. "Outsider? Outsider? I admit I may be a little different and at times crazy but calling me an outsider is just plain cruel, either way I take it I'm not in England now am I?" "What the hell is England?" I say.

my pov

"so let me get this straight. I am in wonderland where everyone is either a role-holder or faceless and I am known as a foreigner and to get home I've gotta play a game where everyone falls in love with me?" "Pretty much." The cat man Boris replies.

I sigh. I hate people crushing on me. The last time it was a friend of a friend who I never met who was a girl. I admit I don't get love much, but I also admit I absolutely hate romance. Hell I haven't even had a proper first kiss yet.

"Nope not gonna do it." "Why?" The twins simultaneously ask. "1) I don't like dabbling in love 2) I hate the idea of people fallin in love with me and 3) I'm too weirded out by this so I'm probably gonna shoot myself in the head to get out of it."

Everyone stares at me and I don't blame em. "Now if you excuse me I have places to be and Friends who are mad at me to find" I say as I start to storm off.

Of course fate intervenes. Grumble goes my stomach and I hear laughing. I hear "one of them walk up to me. "Young lady would you like to stay for tea? Then maybe we can help you." I sigh. As annoying as this stupid blood guy is he's right. I could use some help and I'm really hungry. "Alright but then I'm off"

(After getting acquainted, sitting down for tea, boris leaving for who knows where and me getting my cheek bandaged...)

So after a while after eating some cookies and cake and drinking some hot coco (I don't like tea or coffee) and the twins getting it into their heads to call me onee san (I think it means big sister in Japanese) , blood tells me more about this place. I've got most of the details in my head but I'm still a little confused.

"Thanks for letting me eat something. I missed breakfast." "My pleasure but-" great I knew there was a catch. I bang my head on the table in frustration. I can practically sense their eyes boring into me.

"What's the catch?" I say, lifting my bruising head from the table. "Huh what catch?" The man elliot asks. "There is always some sort of catch and he was about to say some sort of catch." I say as I pointed at blood. He laughs.

"I was going to say but you mentioned something about friends." I looked at him as I reply "Yeah, back home I was in the park with my bffs when we fell in a hole. We got separated on the way down and i was going to go look for them when I...smelled the food." I sheepishly hang my head.

"How interesting" blood says

;when you see this sign the author will pop in and say something. I do not say descriptions except for characters you've never met. Just watch the movie or see the trailer;

Pushing my chair back I stand up. "Thanks for the help mr dupre but I must find my friends." I turn around starting to walk away when blood calls out again. "Do you have anywhere to stay?" I turn around and mutter "no. Sadly I don't" "then how about staying here for the moment." This was going be a loooong punishment on me from God wasnt it? I knew I shouldn't have sneaked that extra cookie yesterday.

taylors pov

so where was I? Oh yes. Crap I am so screwed right now my head keeps yelling as the man approaches. "What's the problem here sweet pea?" Wait...did he just call me sweet pea? "Um...sorry for screaming I'm just a bit...rattled at..." I trail off looking at the slenderman people behind him.

He looks at me a bit confused then something seems to click in his head as he looks at me. Oh boy. "You're not from here are you?" What was the first clue? Me screaming? I nod. He smiles at me and asks if I'm a foreigner. I ask what he means and he tells me about wonderland and everything. I'm quite frazzled

;outsider and foreigner is what people call other people not from wonderland;

Before I say anything back a pink/purple punk teen with cat ears and a tail (what the hell?) pops out of seemingly nowhere and starts talking to the man I learned is called Gowland.

He sees me and says "another foreighner?"

His words ring in my head. Another. That meant he saw Alexa or Lauren.

"Where did you see her?" I demand

He points in a direction and I whizz off, ignoring the shouts behind me. Don't worry I'm coming Lauren or Alexa.

My Pov (yet again)

I was so screwed right now. After the tea party and some much needed laughter over the arguing of Elliot and dee and dum I was asked to play their fave game with them.

I regret it with a burning passion of hate.

I was tied up on a tree as they threw knives at me. Also before you ask I was gagged so no I could not scream for help from the looney twins. (See what I did there looney toons, looney twins haha...forget it)

I heard a yell as they prepared to throw another dagger. I looked up to a sight for sore eyes as I gazed my one out of two best friend, Taylor.

she charged at the twins and they were on the ground groaning within a minute. (If I forgot to mention Taylor is a master of karate I am sorry)

I could've yelled and jumped for joy at the prospect of living. Had I not been tied to a tree and gagged.

"Oh my god Alexa are you okay? I am so sorry I couldn't get here earlier" she said quickly as she untied my bonds and released my mouth.

"I'm fine. If anything it's the psycho twins we should check on. You really did a number on them" I say as i tap Dum (the red one)with my left foot.

I grab Taylor's hand as they sit up and ,while digging Taylor behind me, ran away screaming bloody murder. I can hear yelling behind me. I pause and look back. There was Elliot bashing the twins heads with his fists as he asked where I was. That was nice of him.

He sees me and runs up with a questioning glance or two at Taylor. "Are you okay. Did the twin do anything to you?" He asks as he grabs my shoulders and looks at me.

i blink. "Weeell...if tying me to a tree and gagging me then throwing daggers at me counts then yes they did something." I say with slight sarcasm as I step back out of his grip. He is quite strong I wonder how he-NO back on track.

He seems to turn demonic as an evil killing aura surrounds him. I gulp.

I sincerely feel sorry for the twins. I am also really happy I am not them right now.

Alexa:hahahahaha that's what you get for stealing my pocket knife devils.

Twins:that was mean onee San.

Alexa:I control the story so be happy I did not magic you up into frilly froufrou pink dresses with wigs. Hahahaha. Anyway happy Easter and St Patrick's day and any other holidays in March. I also sincerely thank you all for reading my stories and leaving reviews and or fave/follow. Till next time. Toodles.