Alexa:waaahhh sob sob(crys into handkerchief)
Elliot:(walks in and runs to comfort the sobbing crybaby Tom boy...did I just insult myself?...im an idiot aren't i?) Alexa what's wrong?
Alexa:I'm a terrible writer and people hate me
Elliot: No your not! Why would you think that?
Alexa :well-sob-I like reading stories so much-sob-since fan fictions are so awesome and-sob-I am not providing enough chapters in time-sob-and I'm pretty sure all the people reading my stories-sob-hate me for taking so long-sob-and only working on one at a time(waaaaaah...blows nose into handkerchief)
Elliot:Don't think that. Your an amazing writer and I'm sure lots of people like your stories. If they don't then screw them. It just a means they're ignorant bastards.
Alexa:R-really?
Elliot:Yes
Alexa:Thanks Elliot you really brightened up my day(dries tears) and can you please do the disclaimer?
Elliot:Your welcome and yes. Alexa does not own hnkna.
Alexa:No matter how much I want to so anyways wanna go and eat some carrot cake together at that new cafe in town
Elliot:I thought you'd never ask
my pov
I can feel my eye twitching as Elliot and Taylor continue to argue.(hold the phone explain what happened first you baka)
Great. I accidentally broke the fourth wall and am receiving criticism from the author.
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Fire!
WHAT THE HECK?
I growl in irritation as the two continue to bicker about where to search for Lauren, and as the idiot author said earlier I should explain(hey your the story personification of me so your basically insulting yourself and I'm not an IDIOT!)
Mental facepalm moment.
Riiiiiiiiight I forgot that hehehe...so anyways quick recovery with a flash back.
Flashback moment 1 hour earlier
Elliot was still pretty pissed at the twins, though I don't get why. I mean I'm ugly and he just met me. JUST.
Maybe he thought blood would be boiling when he found out one of the foreigners died so soon...hehehehe. (Blood boiling HA...see what I did there?)
And when we got back we coughed up a map out of blood and calculated the place we assumed Lauren would be in.
We crossed out the hatter mansion and the amusement park, which I really want to go, and settled to check the castle of hearts or whatever it's called.
Elliot, being rattled somehow from earlier, decided to come and 'protect us' though I think Taylor's got it covered with her awesome ka-ra-tay skills.
So Taylor and Elliot decided to talk and it strolled onto the topic of me. Aaaaaargh I mentally scream at myself as Taylor tells him of the time I forgot my own lunch.
Haha soooooooo funny,and in case you don't realize it I am being sarcastic which means I mean the opposite of what I say or something along those lines.
Elliot unexpectedly jumps in to defend me when Taylor called me and I quote 'a dummy'.
Great opinions huh? So of course they begin arguing and calling each other names and irritating me. Which comes to now.
Flashback moment ended
"CARROT BREATH"
"CHOPSTICK"
"BUNNY EARS"
"ENOUGH" I scream as I can take no more from this. Now I know how parents feel when their kids squabble with each other.
They stared at me surprised as smoke practically flew out my ears with a train whistle sound effect on the background. "If you two have nothing better to do than squabble I'll go and find Lauren by myself" I huffed as I ran away from them.
Though as I hear their protests and shouts far behind me as I continue running along I realize something. Now I KNOW I'm going to get lost and die...great. I sigh and facepalm myself.
Laurens pov
Now where were we in my version of this tale? Ah yes I remember. About to be shot in the head by an albino rabbit man when someone yells at him and saves me. Phew
I open my eyes to see a young woman standing right there with her hands on her hips glaring daggers at the rabbit man named Peter.
"Alice, my love" Peter yells as he goes and glomps her, which might I add is a more interesting word for tackles or hugs.
I sweat drop as she pushed him off of her and kicked him away. She then turns to face me. "Are you alright?"
I nod as she smiles at me. Step one of not getting on wrong side complete. She jumps as she then seems to realize something while looking at me.
"you have eyes?" She yells. Wait...what the heck does that mean. "Are you a new roleholder?" "What's a roleholder?" I deadpan.
Something seems to click in her mind as she turns to face me with stars in her eyes...okaaaay I am officially creeped out.
I shriek as she suddenly hugs me and yells "I can't believe it. Another foreigner like me. I'm not the only one." She exclaims and laughs as she spins me around.
"Please stop. You're making me dizzy." I yell as I feel my lunch come up. I push her away as she lets go and run toward the bushes.
Five seconds later my lunch is practically flying out my mouth and into the bushes. I cough as she comes over and pats me on the back and apologises for making me hurl.
So she tells me about everything and I've gotta say I lost track of time. "So those are the rules of being a foreigner" she finishes.
Another...another...I feel like I've forgotten something important.
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Oh my god! I forgot Taylor and Alexa. Shit.
"Alice thanks for helping me (found out names Alice) but I must find my friends. You see my two bffs Taylor and Alexa fell down with me and I need to find them"
"Really? There are others? Well what are we waiting for? Come on. We can check at the clock tower" she yells as she drags me off.
Sigh...what have I gotten myself into
my pov
Yep I am lost and I am such an idiot for failing to remember my loss of directional sense.
I sigh as I trudge on. I soon hear circus music. Of course I've never been to a circus before so I was pretty excited.
I continue walking and soon emerge from the forest into a big crowd of faceless people. I wasn't surprised. Back earlier, if you remember, I was told about faceless people.
I am completely flabbergasted at the sheer size of it all. I am soon brought out of it when someone bumps into me. "Sorry" a small voice says. I turn and look to find a young girl there.
(if any of you don't know I recieved the permission to add the oc of someone else's story to my story. It is red from red joker. Basically the jokers little kid sister. Also to find out what she looks like just go and find their awesome story and read it and the sequel. Also got a comic on deviantart.)
"Nah it's fine. Anyways nice to meetcha" I say as I stick my hand out for her to shake.
She seems a little surprised but she gives me a small smile and shakes my hand. "I'm Alexa. What's your name?" "R-red" she stutters.
"That's a cute name. It suits you. Also your hairs really pretty" I say as I pat her head and look enviously at her hair
Ive always wanted red hair. I think it looks much prettier than brown.
"Thank you" she says as she gives me a small smile. "Anyways red where are your parents?" "I don't have them. I live with my big brothers" she replies
"I am so sorry red. I'm a real idiot for bringing up something like that" I say as a gloomy aura surrounds me and startles red.
"It's allright" she says as she tries to lift my spirits for upsetting her. I sigh "you're a very sweet person red. Anyways what are you doing by yourself?"
"My brothers are busy with work so I decided to explore" (sorry if it is unlike the oc but I'm new at this soooo...im not that good at following oc characters of others. Please leave comment if you think that there should be some changes made)
I smile at her adorable innocence. There are not many people like her in the world. I mean, when I was a kid, the kids that were in my school and classes were real bitches and bastards.
Out of the main population of people, I found that only a mere 30-40% were good and kind people...so I'm pretty much amazed I ran into a sweet girl like red. Then again this technically is another world.
"Hey red. I'm kinda lost and you could say I'm new to these kinds of areas. So do you wanna explore together?" I ask with a smile. She nods. "So friends?" I ask as I stick out my hand.
"Friends." Red says with a nod as she shakes my hand. She is just sooooo cute. "So whataya wanna do first?" I ask as we walk on through the crowds together and take a shortcut through an alley. Just as she opens her mouth to answer me I hear something that's not good.
"Well looky what we have here boys." I turn around as I push red behind me protectively. My face sets in a big scowl at what I see. 4 or 5 men are in front of us with big creepy smiles. They are all big fellas and I guarantee we are in big trouble.
"Yeah it's the joker kid and she's without the others. Must be our lucky day huh?" One of the thugs say to the others. They all chuckle darkly "and look" another says. "She's got a roleholder without weapons with her. I bet we can have a little fun with her"
They all leer at me with creepy rape faces on. I push red behind me as we start to step back. "Red when I say go, we run okay?" I whisper to her as I feel her nod her head into my back.
I may be an idiot and a coward, but I'm not letting them hurt red. Not without a fight at least. They step forward as I think of when we should go. We are slowly walking into the opening of the alley.
"Go" I yell as we emerge out the alley. I grab her hand and run as I hear the men exclaim and start to run after us. I take a sharp left past one of the stalls as we continue running.
We come to the big main performing tent. "My brother should be inside" red says as I slow down and start panting for breath. I know the thugs should come behind us soon and I need to get red to safety. "Thats good. You go run and get him to take you to where it's safe. I'll distract them" I manage to say as I continue to fight for breath.
I push her in the tent and I watch her run to a young man with red hair wearing a jester outfit. He turns to her as she runs to him crying and calling for him. I quickly pull my head out as I hear "there she is" behind me
I turn my head rapidly as I see them coming towards me. I quickly continue to run as they slowly but surely close in on me. I let out a shriek as one of them grabs my scarf and pulls me back.
I push my hands in between my scarf and my neck as I fight to get air. I continue to choke as the others close in and surround me. I brace for impact as he pushes me to the cobblestones below.
I cough and let out a hiss as one of them kick my stomach and I feel something bleeding. I turn up my head as I see one of them bend down to scowl at me. "Becuse of you the little joker girl got away. So now you gotta receive punishment for making us mad"
I close my eyes and prepare for impact. Guess I shouldn't of left Elliot and Taylor back there. But if I'm gonna die here, at least I helped protect red from them. I let out an ear splitting scream as they continue to lay a fierce barrage of attacks on me.
Blood clouds my vision and I see one of them pull out something black. "It's over for you now girly" one of them says as he points it at me. Ah. I see. It's a gun and he's going to end me now. Well I suppose I've had a good run.
Though I suppose this is to punish me for all the bad things I've done. I close my eyes and prepare to welcome death. I wonder if I'll see a scary skeleton in a black cloak with a scythe like people believe there is.
Guess I'll have to wait and see. Shame that I didn't get to apologise to Taylor and Lauren for bringing them here. Hope they won't end up like me. I tense up and wait for the bullet as I hear the gun click to show he's about to shoot.
I hear a loud bang and prepare for my death. One second...2 second...3 second...4 second...5 second...where's my death? "Hyyyyaaaa" I hear someone scream as I hear comical sounds of fighting like you hear in the cartoons.
"How dare you guys hurt her. Now prepare to feel my anger" someone yells. Wait a minute...THATS TAYLOR! Which means that bullet shot must have been Elliot. I open my eyes to see lots of red and a few blurs of moving colours.
I close my eyelids shut tight when the blood starts to leak in and burn my eyes. I let out a gasp of pain when I feel someone lift me up and carry me gently in their arms. "Never run off like that again" I hear Elliot say as he gently wipes some of my hair out of my face.
"Come on let's go. We gotta get her to a hospital." I hear Taylor yell as Elliot starts to run, with me in his arms being carried bridal style. I start to black-out and I hear snippets of conversation such as:got - medical help - else - die - blood.
That did not sound very promising to me. I try to piece it together and I think they said-we've got to get medical help soon or else she'll die of blood loss. Yeah I am sooo screwed. Sigh. I always seem to lose to others. I'm weak, that's for sure.
I can't hear anymore and I feel very tired. I try to stay awake but in the end all I can say is that Im weak and all I can do is black out from the pain, exhaustion and blood loss.
Alexa:yeah I know. It's a very big cliffhanger but it makes this story all the more exciting doesn't it? So please do not hate me for leaving the story so long. But at least I can say I will update a new chapter on this at least once a month.
Elliot:Please don't kill her Alexa. I doubt your growing fans would like that very much.
Alexa:Of course I'm not gonna kill her. I don't want my few fans to hate me and I'm not gonna kill my oc of myself. That would be ridiculous.
Elliot:Oh okay. That's good. So this is the end of the chapter?
Alexa:Yes. So see you all next time also happy Easter. Enjoy all the chocolate, Easter eggs and new hope it brings. Au revoir.
Elliot:I feel like we're forgetting something important though
Alexa:Oh shiitake mushrooms the carrot cakes are burning (runs to put the oven out)
Elliot:And there it is
Alexa:(yells) Elliot help! The kitchens caught Fire and my foots stuck in one of the floor boards
Elliot:(yells) I'm coming. Stay put right there
Alexa:(yells) I can't exactly go anywhere. Wait I have a plan (writes up a fire engine)
(Fire engine drives in and gets out hose. The hose sprays out water and it splashes all over the kitchen, Alexa and Elliot. Then the engine drives out of the kitchen)
Alexa:well I imagine that the carrot cakes are dead now.
Elliot:I still feel like we're forgetting something
Alxa:oh fudge (facepalm) I forgot the most important news this chapter
Elliot:The houses won't catch fire will they?
Alexa:Of course not. The news is recently I've seen lots of different stories and made lots of new faves. So the news is two of my stories I've been working on have been deleted.
I'm very sorry to those who liked them but I needed to wipe clean the slate and work on this story. Also I will be working mainly on this so sorry to my other story but I will not work on it for a few months. So bye till next time
