Alexa:Hey guys it's finally, after so long, another chapter. I'm super, super sorry for not updating for so long on here but I have a good reason as I had lots of tests in school and problems of getting bullied in (my bitch of a) school and it's quite good (and a relief) to be back here.
If you all can recall last chapter so very long ago Alexa got into a bit of a scuffle and she was wisked away by Elliot and Taylor to get medical help with her life hanging in the balance. Now also if you've noticed I accidentally deleted my other stories on here sooooo...
Im really very sorry if you liked, faved, or followed any of my other stories on here but they are no more. Also due to the fact that my fanfiction settings hate me and wants to kill my profile, I can not change my images. Very sorry for that and hopefully for the better of your entertainment it'll change in the future.
Elliot:Also recently on fanfiction there has been this douchebag of a bully who is a bastard to people on here so if any of you threaten or make Alexa cry we'll shoot you and make sure that you're all dead.
(All of heart no kuni no Alice/clover no kuni no Alice/joker no kuni no Alice characters, standing right behind Elliot, glare at the readers with an intent dark killing aura.)
Alexa(sweatdrops) I highly doubt that the bully on fanfiction is going to target me Elliot though they could I suppose and if they are...well I can always put their names down so the whole world will know their douchebags. (Smiles evilly as dark aura even scarier than the characters emerges from her.)
Hnkna characters:(All start to sweat profusely (very heavily) and each of them gulps in fear)
Alexa:Also back in chapter one I redid it but due to the goddamn crappy ways of settings it has not changed at all for me. So can you forget Alexa ever having a backpack in the first chapter? (And perhaps the second?) Thanks. Anyway Alice can you do the disclaimer on here for a change?
Alice:Sure Alexa.(turns to the readers) So anyways our dear HeartLuvAnimeGirl, also known as Alexa,(or her real name Alexandra) does not own us or the manga or books or movies about us.
Alexa:No matter how much I really, really want to, also just saying my username first was HeartLuvAnimeGirl then I switched it so it used to be HeartLuvWonderlandGirl and then I switched it back to its original if any of you are confused. So read on and please enjoy the story and really sorry for not updating for so long. I had lots of tests to study for and had to deal with bully's. Adios peoples. (Also this is not a typing problem)
My pov
I stare all around me in confusion at the swirling mass of colourful blobs that seem to be everywhere. I don't understand. I was attacked by these thugs and then Eliot and Taylor were rushing with me to get medical help and I then...blacked...out. Oh...that must mean I'm dead.
I look around me again at the very strange and peculiar landscape. If this is heaven I want a refund. One poor dead soul belonging to a miss Alexandra - (still not revealing last name) and yeah my first full name is Alexandra but I just prefer being called Alexa. (Have I said that on here already?)
I turn around rapidly as I hear laughter behind me. I see a wierd guy in an eyepatch floating in midair and no I'm not surprised that he's floating, since I'm obviously dead right now. What I'm surprised about is the fact that I seem to have stumbled onto the dead spirit of a pirate. Not my luckiest of days today huh?
He calms down from laughing and stares intently at me. Staring contest GO. At once he starts to laugh hysterically again. What the hell man? Why you laughin at me? Wait just one minute...oh. I seem to have stumbled upon a mind reading dead spirit of a pirate. Yeeeeep. Definately not my luckiest day.
He stops laughing after a while and starts to talk to me "One:I am not a pirate. I merely wear the eyepatch for...reasons." Sure and I'm the queen of England "Two:you're not dead. You're merely unconscious. I'm the Lord of the dreamworld and this (gestures his arms up, waving them all around him) is the dreamworld." Wait what?
"Allright I think I get that but if this is MY dream then why are YOU in it? Ive never met anyone like you before and I certainly wouldn't have dreamt of a man with an eyepatch such as yourself, as I have no liking for pirates" I say with rising suspicion of the strange man in front of me. I'm suspicious of him being able to float and me not being able to float. I mean if it's my dream i should be able to control it right?
He looks at me with a raised eyebrow. Oh right. I facepalm. He can read minds though...that means... I trail off as I smirk at the prank I can pull on him. I suddenly imagine screams, blood, gore, weapons, violence and the scariest movie I ever watched since I accidentally snuck down and watched it with my mum. Never. Ever. Again.
He pales quite considerably and I jump and stop the thoughts as he falls to the floor and starts vomiting up large quantities of blood. I run over to help him. I rub his back and pull out a handkerchief for him to wipe his mouth on (though I might want to throw that away afterwards) as i say over and over how sorry I was as I just wanted to pull a prank and didn't think it would affect him this badly.
"It's alright. This is a usual occurrence for me and please never do that again." I nod. "Anyways" i start to say "you said this is the dreamworld right? But if that's true I have a lot of unanswered questions wierd mister eyepatch guy" he raises an eyebrow at me
"1)what's your name?" "Nightmare" "nightmare huh? That's appropriate" for someone scary "hey I heard that" I sigh "2)I understand that I'm here in wonderland but how did me and my friends all get here exactly? I mean we were back home in the park when we fell in a hole" For some reason he started to look very sheepish.
"Wait a damn minute, it was you wasn't it? Why did you bring us here and can you get us back home? After all we haven't drunk the potion of hearts yet so we're pretty much scotfree if you and I think about it." I smiled. Although things have gotten pretty interesting here and I don't really want to leave yet.
My eyes widen and I facepalm both inside and out as I see his most supreme and annoying 'Lord' of the dream realm smirking at me looking kinda triumphant. I sighed. He hasn't answered that question but oh well "3)Are there any other outsiders in wonderland?" "Yes, as a matter of fact there is." "Who is it?" I ask. Please be Alice. Please be Alice. Please be Alice
"Her name is Alice" "Yes" I scream as I fist pump and am jumping all over with excitement for being able to meet my fave child hood fairytale heroine. Apart from Red riding hood and rapunzel of course though I probably won't meet them.
"4)" I start to say once I calmed down "do you know what happened to me back there" He sighed and started to explain "the closest place to where you were attacked was the clock tower so you were taken there and treated. Also your friend Lauren was there with Alice visiting at the time so she's quite worried about you" he finished
Phew. Thank god Lauren and Taylor are both okay, I'm so relieved. I yelled out in shock as the world around me started to crack and bright white light invaded in my sight. (Ha rhymes) "It seems like you're waking up now" nightmare said to me with a smile as the world around me disappeared and nightmare vanished from view.
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As soon as I woke up I felt numbing pain and goddamning mother of fuck IT HURTS SO MUCH! I groaned as i lifted my head up to see a mountain of blankets on top of me and I was slowly suffocating under the pressure it was putting on my chest.
I struggled and after a minute or so of wriggling and pushing up on the covers I finally managed to get them all to tumble onto the floor. I cringe as I hear something shatter. Turning my head very slowly I gazed upon a revolting sight.
There was a broken bottle of medicine but that's not what's scary. IT WAS MELTING THE GODDAMN FLOOR. Damn. I am so happy and relieved I did not drink that poison. I would of most definately DIED! Though I already almost died today so not exactly sure what to say to that stunning revolution of thought I had.
I sigh as I look upon the dresser to see a large spoon upon it. Damn what is with this place and their version of taking care of people. Suffocating duvets, acidic medicine and GIANT SPOONS... Man this place is so messed up in so many ways.
I tense as I hear a familiar set of footsteps and two very familiar voices coming to the room. Oh holy mother of god, please no. Why would you punish me so brutally for stealing a goddamn cookie at my own house. It was just a small snack before my dinner as I was hungry.
I grab the spoon and point it at the door as a weapon as i hear the EVIL devils footsteps stop right in front of it. That's right. The people at the door were those douchebag, motherfuckin, demonic killer twins. I was (most likely) gonna die. So when they came through the door I did the most logical thing...I screamed for help.
"Help. Devil twins" I yelled as loud as I most possibly could. I hear a crash a little far off. I think I might have accidentally shattered a window. Eh my life is in danger right now so screw the window. I'll hopefully be able to pay them back later.
"Big sis don't scream so loud" dum said covering his ears "we just wanna play like earlier" dee says with a malevolent grin that screamed MURDERER. Though it may have just been my over panicked mind over how I'm gonna survive this. Wait I know how! At least I hope it actually works.
I aim the giant spoon at them as they start to come closer...and threw it. It hit dum straight on the forehead then bounced over to hit dee and then flipped all the way back to land in my hand. OH...MY...FUDGIN...GOD. I can't believe it actually worked haha. Just like in the movies. Eat that you little mother fuckers from hell. Damn...I have gotta control my temper more.
"Alexaaaaa" I hear someone yell and to my utmost relieved hope of life there in all her glory in the doorway stood Taylor. I was so happy I could have cried though I probably was in too much pain to (is it just my imagination or are they switching between past and present tense? I have got to work on fixin that)
"Thank god" I breath a sigh of relief as I smile at her and thump my head back down onto the pillow. She quickly deals with the devil twins and as I say kicks them to the curb. Though really she merely she kicked them both out into the hallway.
She runs over to me, gives me a wrenching and painful bone breaking hug and starts checking over my injuries "are you alright? They didn't do anything like last time I found you three together did they?" "No...well at least they hadn't managed anything by the time you stepped in. I wacked em with the spoon" I lift up the spoon in my hand proudly "oh...so that's why their foreheads are red" she says happily.
"Mm hmm" I nod at her, well at least I tried to but it's hard when your heads on a pillow. I hear pounding footsteps run up to the doorway and I sigh in relief as they spoke hurriedly to each other. I thought it was gonna be another crazy mental person.
I lift myself up from the pillow as Lauren, Elliot, Nightmare, the devil twins, a young woman, a guy wearing a trench coat and a guy with long blue hair in a ponytail all walk into my room. Well for the twins it was more like dragged by Elliot into the room. Oh dear god please have mercy upon my soul and don't let them kill me.
Lauren runs over to me and gives me a suffocating hug that also induced major pain damage upon me. Why do people like suffocating me so much? "L-Lauren...I c-can't...breathe" I struggle for oxygen as I pray to the gods for her killer bear hug to let go of its hold on me.
"Oops sorry Alexa" Lauren says with a panicked look as she lets go of her hold on me and let's me breath in dear sweet oxygen of Mother Earth. Please may my inability to breathe due to a killer hug from one of my friends never come again this hour. Unfortunately for me it came a lot sooner than expected.
"Alexa" Elliot yelled as he ran across the room and barrelled into me "thank god you're okay" he said hugging me. And yet again I have the sad inability of being able to breathe. Damn you fate for trying to kill me with suffocation three times in less than fifteen minutes. Goddamn you.
He soon realised I couldn't breath all that well due to the fact that I was slowly starting to turn a deep purple. He quickly let go of me and patted my back as I gratefull gulped in huge quantities of air. Hey who knew if one of the other people in the room would start to choke me to death from, an accidentally bone breaking, hug. It has already happened three times for christs sake. It can easily become four.
"I'm fine but also HOW ON EARTH IS NIGHTMARE HERE IN THE FLESH?" I yell as I point my right arm at nightmare dramatically. At least I think it was. "I can enter dreams but I am in fact a living person" nightmare says to me while waving around his left hand.
"Oh okay. Also how long am I due to stay in bed till I recover?" The man with a blue ponytail states "As you are a foreigner it will take longer than one of our wounds so it should take about one-two months and as moving you could cause more damage you'll have to stay here for the meanwhile" oh just flippin fantastic. I'm stuck in bed for over a month and I don't even know all these people's names. Also nightmare I know you're reading my mind so unless you want to see me throwing you out the window I suggest you stop.
Nightmare instantly pales and states to all the other strangers in the room that they should introduce themselves to me. The girl is Alice, trenchcoat man is gray and blue ponytail man is Julius. Well that's nice to know. Now I don't have to give them wierd unrelated nicknames. Also nightmare forget I just thought that.
"So yeah...can I go to sleep?" I ask them as my eyes start to droop. "Yeah you can." Lauren says swiftly as she came over to me and took two of the duvets on the floor and puts them on top of me. (Not the ones with evil acidic medicine on. Those are corroding away into a lump of ashy feathers) I yawn "night" I say as I turn over and fall back into a deep slumber.
Alexa:hey guys I have finally finished the chapter and I am SO very sorry for keeping you all from advancing on in to this tale. Also I will be in the meantime writing another story on here and I will release it once I have made more than three chapters for it.
It will be that of my favourite Nintendo game, fantasy life. It is super awesome and amazing and when I upload it, i will give out my Nintendo code so you can friend me on it. And then if you have the fantasy life (origin island extension) game, we can play together on it and do quests. It is up to you guys if it's with my co character on it or my real character on it.
So yeah also spring has finally sprung and summer is on its way so grab your swimsuits on a warm day and head to the beach for some awesome fun in the sun. Have a good day and hope you enjoyed this chapter. Bye my amigos. See you soon.