Okay! Thanks to jbadillodavila for the review! Like I said, they will be very short…on with the show!
Yoruichi's drink threatened to spill out of her mouth as she gave a wide smile. "Byakid's doing what?" she said. "Byakid?" Kisuke Urahara asked, waving himself with his fan while also using it to conceal the smirk on his face as he watched Yoruichi shovel immense quantities of food into her mouth.
Yoruichi waved it off. "A nickname from Yachiru," she said, but it came out garbled and ended up sounding like 'A nuochome ro Yakiruh'. Kisuke blinked, but didn't question it. "Yes, Byakuya's coming to the world of the Living. Orders from the top apparently."
Yoruichi grinned. "Hey Tessai!" she called. The moustached man looked around the corner.
"Yes Yoruichi?" he asked. "I need your help with something…" she walked over to the man and they started whispering together. Urahara creeped over to hear what they were saying.
"…And then I'll run him into the pit," Yoruichi was saying gleefully. He smirked. "Hey, now! What are y'all whispering about in my shop?" he asked, slapping them both on the back. Tessai leaned close and stared at him through his glasses. Kisuke chuckled nervously.
Man, so many decades, no, actually…maybe a couple centuries with this guys and he still manages to creep me out…he thought.
Tessai told him the plan with such a straight face that Kisuke couldn't help but use his fan again to conceal his smirk. Byakuya, you are in for a Very Unfortunate Month…he thought.
A/N: HAHAHA! What's the plan? I'll leave you all waiting! XD I'm evil.
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