Class waz finaly ova.
I kneww i had 2 go look 4 Edwardd bfre dis bitch Bella, I did nawt lyke da y she dared lookd at him !
I promtlyt got upp whn da bell rang n da teacher told me 2 waitt cuzz I hadd detention bcuz I madee sum studnents cry by callng dem Nerdz.

"Gud1!" I siad nad stuckk up mah middle fingar 2 her.

I culd still smell da delciious aroma ov Undead floral fartz, it lead 2 tha parking lot !
I got out of da skool nd it was thunderin n lightning n snowing everywher, whcih I waz happy abut, it was a beautiful day 2 go on a date.
I knw dis waz a sign dta me nd Edwrad waz made 4 eachotha . I fnally saw him, he waz standin besides his coolass Hearse.
It was blackNwhyte witjh spikes on da wheels, his plate waz unly a skull wittf a pentagram 4 a face. Butt be4 I culd go talk 2 him n askk hem why he actd sao strange in class,, I heardd I felt someon grbb my arm nd I waz pulld intoo a big red anmd black Van.
I Screemd; "HEY, watchu doing u fuckker, watch thha hairdd!" I said angrilyy
But a hannd coverd mny mouth, it waz big and Hairy!

"Shut upp beforee he hear uss, I neeed 2 warn u about urr crush!1!'" Said a voicee quietly ..
" I'mm nawt scared I alreaduy kno abut his secret !' I shoted "I know he wunt huurt me!"
"YUR WRONNG!" da voice shoutedd bck viciouslyy; "Hiss kind is Satanic! Teyy alwasy prey on beautiful purfect yung womenn lyke u"
"Awesome" I giggld whilt pushing myselff away frm da creep , corrnerd in da back of tha Van ...Then...the mann finly decide 2 show himselff !
H e rmvd the pairr of blackk leather boxers frm his face n long beatifull blackk hair came donw flowing lyke a riverr of blood.
He waz wearing a goffik long blak leather jackket tih studs on it n a red tie n red leather pantss. His jackket sleevs were oddly cutt off n I culd see his big hairy muscular arms ! Dta made me lick mah lips sixlly. He wazz olive-toned and lokkd hotN exotic, lyke a ripe Papaya.

Hee noticd my hungry eyes n smiled.
"Hii" He said . "My nname iz Jacob Black, butt everryon bak at the reserve cll me NightHawk,, I'm srry if I waz rouugh But i needed 2 get u away! "
"Das Okkay Jakob, I lyke it ruff..."
He lauhghd a sexxy predatory laugh
"So uhmm...your new here ryhte?" He askd
"Yeahh" I said whille fixingn my corset back into placee, makin' sure he didn't trassh my clothess,.. but alsso to showw a lil' skin ..; "My name is Kikila Montgomery"

I den climbd on top ov himm 2 gett 2 da seat besides him soo we couldd tlak n get closerr butt while I waz doign so ...eitherr my pretty pale green eys were playinng tricks on me but I swor I saw hm snioff my ass whilee I waz doin so !1
I thought da dis too waz a liltle strange but a lil' arousing...
Well anywyay I did nawt thinjk much of itt soo I jst quickly got 2 da seat nd naow I waz sititng comfotably in hs big Van.

It waz starting 2 get hot n tension in here.
I hadd 2 ask him finaly : "Y wuld you hav 2 keep me awayy from Edward Culln ?" I askkd intrriigd. "I alrdy kno he's vampyre, but sexxy n gud, ryhte?" ..
Jacob Nighthwka Black waz opening his mouth 2 sya sumthing, wen suddenlly...
WE HERD ND FELTT THE VAN SHAKEE ! I heldd myselff tihhgly agnsnt him,, he waz unnaturalyy warm
We coulnt see wut wz outside tha Van cuz the windaws wer coverd with snow !
"Stayy cloose too me Kikilaa !'" He ylld . And den... we heardd a sqeacking noize ...it came frm the backk 0of the Vaan ! Me n my neww cool firend turnd our heaads towards da backk window ...AND WE SAW...

A BIG BRIIGHTT MOON , ,IT WAZ EDWARD , he waz moonning us witt his ppale white sexy ass upp agnst the winndow ,
all da while lauhging Maniiacally !1!

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