After the meeting was over, it was already passed noon.
Everyone was leaving to get lunch when Fandango noticed Adam Rose was moping in the corner. "Whats the matter Rose? Did your Rosebuds finally make the right decision and leave your sorry ass." Adam stood up and walked over to Fandango and got in his face.
"No you dancing baboon! If you really want to know what's wrong, some idiot broke into my trailer and stole all my lollies." Adam crossed his arms when someone walked up behind him.
"So, you had food stolen from you too." Adam jump and turned around to see Ryback standing there.
"Did I hear you guys saying something about stolen food?" All three men turn around and see Kane. "Two days ago someone took all the cookies from catering. I was looking forward to a snicker doodle but no, someone had to steal, they wont get away with this."
Ryback went to Kane to calm him down. "Come on Kane my cupcakes got stolen yesterday but I'm not getting this mad." Ryback then lead Kane to catering to see if they brought more cookies in.
"So, Rose how did you know someone broke into your trailer?" Fandango said while watching the two leave to catering.
"Well me and the rosebuds went to my trailer to celebrate my win and as soon as I got there my door was open."
"Didn't you lock your trailer?"
"I did! So, I looked at the lock and saw teeth marks on it." Fandango looked at Rose in confusion.
"Who the Hell would use their teeth to unlock a door, better yet how do you unlock a door with your teeth?" Adam just gave him a shrug.
At catering Ryback and Kane where looking to see if there were any cookies available, but when they got there all the cookies were gone and so were all the Twinkies.
"Oh My God! I must be in hell, all the good food is gone!" Ryback yelled as he fell to his knees to cry.
"Pull yourself together man! We need to find this evil bastard before all the food is gone." Kane said as he got Ryback off the floor.
"We need to get a search party together and take this thief down NOW!" Ryback said as he stormed towards the door.
Ryback waited at the entrance for the next person to show up. He waited there for several hours until he heard the entrance door open. Ryback jumped up from where he was sitting, ran to the door, saw Dolph and went to him.
"Dolph I need you" Dolph stopped and his cheeks had a pink tint to them.
"Oh, Ryback this is so sudden." He laughed. Then Ryback looked at him remembered the book. "Dammit, Dolph not like that! Someone is stealing all the food from catering, me and Kane are looking for people to help find the Bastard!"
"So you want to find someone because of food? You two know you can buy food yourself." Dolph stopped talking when Ryback got in his face with a scary look on his face. "Uh...So,when do we start looking" Dolph said out of fear.
"We need more people, let's see if Kane found anyone." He motioned to Dolph to follow him. Both men walked toward catering to see if Kane found anyone. When they got there Kane was standing with Fandango and Rose. "So you two decided to help with the food robberies."
"Kind of, I just want to find this idiot who chewed his way into my trailer!" Rose said as he pulled his last lollipop out of his mouth.
"Is that all you eat, why are you not fat?" Fandango asked but Rose just ignored him.
"Will you two shut up! We need a plan to catch the bastard, The Big Guy needs his food"
"Why don't you find some food put it on a table and watch and see if anyone steals it?" All the men turned to the door to see Booker standing there with the Rhodes brothers.
"Didn't you tell Paige something similar yesterday?" Cody said as he took a bite out of his burger he got earlier. "Oh an did it fail." Cody added, Booker reached back and smacked the burger out of his hands.
" Shut it Cody no one asked for your opinion." Goldust just laughed and took a sip of his drink. The three were about to leave when Paige ran at Cody and jumped on him.
"Cody! Cody! Guess what!" Cody was about to guess when he was cut off by Paige. "Tomorrow A.J. Is coming here to visit and she's bringing Punk! Do you want to come with me?" For once in his life Cody was silent.
"Cody, you OK?" Goldust was getting worried, he'd never seen Cody so quiet. It was kind of disturbing, then all of a sudden Cody yelled.
" Hell Yeah! I want to go with you! What time, where are we meeting, what should I wear?" Paige took Cody's hand to lead him away to go over the plans.
A while later Roman came back to WWE to get his jacket from his locker. He walked down the hall and saw the group in catering yelling about food and capturing the thief, he ignored them and walked to his room. When he got in he went to unlock his locker then he noticed teeth marks on it he had a questionable look on his face. As he opened his locker he was buried all of a sudden in different snack foods. Before he could scream Dean walked in with a jar of peanut butter, as he took a spoonful of peanut butter into his mouth Roman said.
"Let me guess, you were the one that stole all the food from catering." Dean swallowed the peanut butter and laughed.
"How did you guess Rome."
"Well lets see you always eat, you steal, and I'm covered in sugary sweet snack cakes. I guess that's a clue." Dean walked over to Roman to help him up in the process grabbed a Twinkie unwrapped it and took a bite.
"Sorry Romes. I needed to store them somewhere." Roman shook his head.
" So, the only place you could think of was my locker?"
"Yeah, where else was I suppose to store them?" Roman smiled.
"Oh, Dean can I ask you something?"
"Sure Romes, what is it?"
"How the hell did all of this?" Roman points to all the snacks on the floor "Fit in to my locker?"
Dean didn't answer he just went back to eating his Twinkie, Roman was about to ask him again when he saw Dean's pants all poofed out "OK what the hell is up with your pants?" Dean looked down and remembered his little trip to Rose's trailer, he reached down to his zipper and opened it.
"When we were on our way to the meeting I got hungry so I made a little pit stop." When his zipper was completely down a lollipop dropped onto the floor "Hey Romes you want one?" Dean said then smiled at Roman. Roman looked away then grabbed his jacket and walked out of the room. "Hey, Rome, where are you going?" Dean started to follow.
Roman stopped Dean when they got close to catering. "Adam and some other guys are looking for a food thief which is obviously you, so I think you should sneak out the back where they wont hurt you."
"Aw, Rome, are you worried they might hurt me, you're so sweet!" Dean then kissed Roman on the cheek and ran to find a back exit. Roman stood there in shock 'What the hell was that? Renee isn't around so why did he kiss me?' Roman was knocked out of his thoughts when someone smacked him on his back.
"Hey earth to Roman, are you back with us man?" Roman looked back to see Dolph and the others standing there. "What are you thinking about?"
"Nothing, did you need something?" Roman turned his head to hide the blush he knew was on his face.
"We where wondering if you would help us find the food thief." Fandango said then Dolph leaned closer to Roman's ear and whispered.
"They want to find the thief because they are to cheap to buy their own food." Roman laughed at that then shook his head 'no' and walked towards the exit.
When Roman got outside he looked around for Dean. He walked to the back of the building to find him but he wasn't there. "Dean where are you?" Roman yelled, he didn't get a response. He walked back to his car then he noticed the car door was open. Roman smiled when he got closer and saw Dean in the passenger seat.
"Sup Rome what kept you?" Roman smiled then laughed.
"OK Dean, how did you get in there?" Dean looked at Roman with a big grin on his face.
"I have my ways, don't question them." Dean then motioned Roman to get in the car where they can leave.
"Wait a minute you didn't come here with me, how did you get here?" Roman asked Dean then he saw an evil smirk appear on his face.
"I hitched a ride with Seth, but he didn't know until we were there."
"Wait, he didn't know you were in his car?"
"I guess not everyone checks their trunks, but I think he will from now on." Roman Started laughing until tear formed in his eyes.
In WWE catering the five men were done going over their plans for the next day.
"So, we all need to get here early and set the trap. Hopefully Booker's plan doesn't fail." Kane said as he walked out of catering to head out of the building. Dolph decided to take a look around to see if there was any clues to who the thief was. He was walking down the hall when he saw Roman's room cracked opened a bit. He peaked in to see if Roman came back, then he saw all the snacks on the ground, so Dolph just closed the door.
'I can't believe it, Roman's the thief! This is so unlike him. Should I tell the others, I don't want Roman to get hurt.' He snapped out of his thoughts and decided to keep them to himself. Dolph walked to the exit and saw Ryback waiting for him.
"Hey did you find any clues?" Dolph couldn't look at him when he lied.
"No I found nothing, so let's go." Dolph opened the door and waited for Ryback to exit with him. 'It couldn't be Roman, but why were all the snacks in his room? Is someone trying to get him hurt?'
"Hey Dolph, you OK little guy?" Ryback said as he poked Dolph's forehead to get his attention.
"Yeah I'm just a little tired, its been a long day. I'm just gonna go back to the hotel. See ya Big Guy." Dolph waved bye then walked to his car to leave.
At the hotel Roman was laying down relaxing while Dean was trying to get all the lollipops out of his pants. "Dean, why did you put the lollipops in your pants?" Dean looked at him when he shook the last lolly out of is pants.
"Well your locker was full and I was to lazy to go outside and put them in your car." Roman didn't say another word and laid his head back on the pillow, then they heard a knock on their door.
"Dean, were you expecting someone, like a pizza guy or something?" Dean looked at Roman then the to the door.
"No, I can't pay for pizza, 'cuz you're wallet is empty and I can't steal it." Dean walked over and was about to open the door before Roman jumped up and stopped him. "Whats the matter Romes? Don't like me answering doors?" Roman shook his head.
" I don't mind you opening doors, I just don't like it when your pants are around your ankles." Roman motion Dean to the other side of the room. Roman then opened the door to see Dolph.
"Roman is it true, you stole all the sweets and hid them in-" Dolph stopped mid-sentence when he saw Dean standing with is pants down. "Uh, was I interrupting something?" Roman saw Dolph's face go red then he turned to see Dean. Roman's face went red as well.
"NO! There's nothing going on. Dean was-"
"Yeah, you interrupted us. Roman was about to suck my lollipop." Roman gave Dean a death glare as he threw Dean into the bathroom and put a chair under the door knob to keep him in there. Dolph then saw all the lollipops on the floor.
"Hey aren't those Rose's lollies?" Roman looked down.
"Yeah, Dean took them before the meeting." Then Dolph realized Roman isn't the thief, it was Dean.
"That makes more sense." Dolph sighed.
"You better not touch any of my lollipops!" Dolph heard Dean yell from the bathroom.
Fandango and Rose were looking around checking all the doors to find anything for a lead, door after door was locked until Rose turned a doorknob and it flew open. His eyes went wide at the sight of a pile of snacks on the floor.
"Hey Dango who's room is this?" Fandango thought the remembered it was Roman's.
"I can't believe this, its Roman Reign's room."
"I guess that's why he didn't want to help look, he'd be looking for himself." Adam went in to search the pile. "Damn none of my lollies are in here." He then looked in the locker but it was completely empty.
"He must of took them with him." Fandango said as he walked up to Rose and saw him crying. "Aw come on Rose man up, stop crying, it's just lollipops." Fandango saw Rose standing up and turning around slowly.
" Just, lollipops?" Adam started choking Fandango "I dare you, say their just lollipops one more time!" In between gasps Fandango apologized about the lollipops. As soon as Adam calmed down they figured out what they were gonna do with their new information.
"In the name of my missing lollies we should tell the others, I want my revenge." Adam's face was getting red from all his anger.
"Geez! Calm down its just lolly-" Fandango was cut off by Adam choking him again "Sorry,Sorry!"