"You managed to lose her again? Good Lord, brother mine. Please tell me you found out her name at least? Oh, Sherlock. What have you been calling her 'hey you'. Do you have any manners"
"What about your 'princess'?"
"Oh, you mean Anthea, who lives with her Mother and 2 sisters on the outskirts . See , I always was the clever one."
Sherlock walked away grumbling and John joined him.
"John what are you so happy about?" Sherlock snapped.
"Oh, so it's my fault your in a bad mood is it? Well then how about I .."
Sherlock stopped him"Okay, I'm sorry. Although I would still like to know why you are so happy"
"Well last night I found Mary again."
"So Mary, that's her name. congratulations." That's when Sherlock noticed that Johns smile was faltering. "I'm confused. Is it not a happy event?"
"oh, yes of course it is it's just..."
"Please continue John"
" Post and position. "Sherlock looked confused so John explained. "You see she is a lady and I am but a servant, you see. We can not be together."
"Oh John, worry not I have an idea. Kneel!"
" ?"
"You heard"
John did as he was told and Sherlock pulled out a sword and knighted him.
"Well, that solves your problems, but not mine"
John was left dazed and confused as Sherlock glided out of the room.