AN: Sup, welcome to Chapter 2. I think the first chapter did well, so I'm continuing the story. I've read several stories where ichigo found himself in the Naruto verse, but never before the Kyubi shit happens. No one group will be horrendously over powered, strength and power level will depend on the individual, dates and ages may differ, nothing horrible. If you have tips or advice on how to better wright my characters, please feel free to offer. Keep in mind THIS IS MY FIRST STORY, you'll all forgive me if I can't make carbon copies of the characters. If you are curious, this is post-fullbring and post Quincy arcs. Now since I forgot last time…

Disclaimer – If anyone was confused, I, in fact, do not own Bleach or Naruto, Kishimoto and Tite Kobo do.

Chapter 2: Not even a surprise anymore

It had been such a nice day too. The sun was shining, birds were singing, children playing, and – what's that portal looking thing?

Ah. It's a portal.

He was no stranger to various types of portals. Like the Senkeimon (World Penetration Gate) to Soul Society, or a Garganta (Throat/Black Cavity)to Hueco Mundo (Hollow World/Hollow Sphere), or the tear that led to the Valley of Screams, or the Gates of Hell… to Hell…

Was it pulling him in?

… Yes it was.

Honestly, Kurosaki Ichigo wasn't even surprised anymore.

Ichigo didn't know what happened. One minute, he was walking down the street, now he was here, in a forest clearing. He retraced his steps; he woke up, threw his dad outside through the window, greeted his little sisters, assured Yuzu, and to a lesser degree Karin, that he'd be safe, (his siblings and friends now completely aware of soul society and all that entails), then left for training.

Since regaining his powers, he'd decided to up his game. He gained no knew abilities, but his appearance had experienced slight changes, mostly just black bands with white outlines around his wrists, ankles, torso, and around the back of his neck. Zangetsu (Slaying Moon), his Zanpaktou (Soul Cutter Sword), had changed a bit as well. It now actually had a more sword like appearance, as opposed to a giant knife, slightly more curved, and with a small bit of chain hanging off the end. Thinking on what he could and couldn't do, he, Kisuke, and Yoruichi had begun to plan his new regimen. Kido (Demon/Spirit Way), he had neither talent for, nor an interest in, so they focused on the three other arts; Zanjutsu (Swordsmanship), the way of the sword, Hakuda (White hits), their hand-to-hand style, and Hoho (Step Method), footwork and speed. Kisuke helped with his sword skills, trying to make a more defined style. Yoruichi assisted with his hand-to-hand kills and footwork, sometimes even dragging along a reluctant Soifon.

Reluctant though she may have been, she could never had said no to 'Yoruichi-Sama'. A few months in, Ichigo and Soifon had a much more amicable relationship, even being able to hold a conversation.

Anyway,

Once his training that day was complete he hopped back in his body, started making his way home, when suddenly a weird vortex opened up, and pulled him in.

Now, he was in a forest clearing, staring down two people. One, a spikey blonde haired man with blue eyes, the other a red haired, violet eyed women. After a few tense minutes of staring, "Who are you, and where the hell am I?" he asked harshly.

The blonde was the one who answered, "Okay, just relax, we put ours away, you put yours away?"

After a moment of thought, Ichigo complied slowly putting his blade on his back, watching the two before him do the same, noting the slight curiosity and interest in their eyes when they witnessed bandages wrap around the blade by themselves. Now with a more civil atmosphere present (though all present knew that the other two were ready for combat) the blonde started answering questions. "Alright, my name is Namikaze Minato, this is Uzumaki Kushina, and yourself?"

An answer accompanied by a scowl followed.

"Kurosaki Ichigo, and you still haven't told me where I am."

"You're in clearing just a few miles outside of Konohagakure no Sato."

"…Eh?"

"Konohagakure? Shinobi village in Hi no Kuni (Land of Fire)?"

"Never heard of it."

Kushina and Minato exchanged glances. Never heard of Hi no Kuni? How could he no-

Suddenly Minato's eyes widened.

'We were dealing with a space-time based technique, not to mention it was unfinished, a prototype, theoretically, he might be from very far away.'

Ichigo just watched the man think, before turning his attention to the women, who for some reason refused to meet his eye, nor had she said anything. Turning back, he addressed the blonde man, "Look, I don't suppose if I asked for directions to Karakura Town, you could point me in the right direction?" he asked hopefully.

Unfortunately, all he received was a blank look from Kushina, coupled with a sigh from Minato. "Yeah, not from around here. Look why don't you come back with us? You can talk to the Hokage, explain the situation, and maybe we can work something out. What do you say?"

'Should I? I don't know these people…' 'Go with them.'

'Old man? Thank Kami you're here. Actually now that I think about it, how do I have you out? I'm in my physical body.'

'I am unaware myself, which is why I say to go with them. I sense no ill will from them, and they may provide answers, perhaps a way back. Sometimes risks must be taken to accomplish a goal.

'Fair enough.' "Alright, lead the way."

Minato just smiled, happy they avoided a confrontation. "Follow me."

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The three began making their way back, Ichigo noticing how beautiful their surroundings were. The walk back was slightly awkward, mostly due to Kushina stealing glances at Ichigo several times, but for the most part, the walk was fine, each companion with their own thoughts.

'They were both ready to fight me, hell their still ready, they hide it, but they move and feel like Yoruichi and Soifon.' 'Perhaps they have been trained in the same fashion.' 'Maybe.' 'You know, you could always just fight them and find out.' 'Oh joy, you're here too.' 'Can't get rid of me king!'

'He's quick, drew his sword the moment he heard us. Held it pretty lightly too, despite its massive size. No doubt has a lot of experience with it, that tells me he's strong, though I get the sense his speed can't be overlooked. Sigh… just who have we dragged here?'

Kushina's thoughts, meanwhile…

'Baka, stupid, moron, idiot, stupid, dumb, stupid, idiot, moron, bakabakaBAKABAKA! How could I have done something so stupid!? I'm an Uzumaki for Kami's sake, I should know better.'

Kushina had forgotten the most important rule when using fuinjutsu. When messing with seals, STOP IMMEDIATELY! You do NOT mess with seals, you carefully, and meticulously work on it with patience and extreme caution. In here rush to help Minato, she tossed that aside, and now, someone had been wrenched from their home. She eyed him guiltily. 'I hope we can get him home.'

Eventually, they made it to the village, where Ichigo widened his eyes a bit at the walls and massive gate. "That's impressive." As they made their way through it, he noticed how peaceful it was, though he noticed people dressed like Minato and Kushina, maybe with some variations. Suddenly, however a slight rumbling was felt, getting worse with each passing moment. Turning to them, he was about to voice his confusion, but stopped when he noticed Kushina's pale face, and Minato's horrified look. Immediately they grabbed him. "Hey! What're you-""JUST SHUT UP AND HIDE!"

They threw him inside a barrel, Minato hopping in the one beside him, and Kushina crouching behind them. Not a moment too soon, for then, they appeared.

"MINATO-KUUUUUUN!"

"I'M COMEING LOVE!"

"WHERE ARE YOU MY SWEET!?"

"GIVE ME YOUR CHILD!"

After a few minutes of stampeding, the… the horde reached an apparently safe enough distance for the three to reemerge. Before Ichigo could comment, Minato turned to him. "Fan girls. Just… Just don't." Ichigo just nodded, he wouldn't say it, but that was terrifying.

Eventually, they made it to the tower in the center of the village, where Ichigo assumed this Hokage person was. After they entered, they waited to see if the Hokage could see them. Minato put his hand his on Ichigo's shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll figure this out."

After a moment, Ichigo just gave a small smile.

"Excuse me?" They turned to see the Hokage's assistant had returned. "He's free and can see you now."

Minato smiled, (causing her to blush, and for Minato to unfortunately create another fan girl) and said thanks. He entered, followed by Kushina and Ichigo, unaware how his life just changed. Still, Ichigo was used to life changing events by this point.

Honestly, it wasn't even a surprise anymore.