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Harry and Jeremy Potter and the Philosopher 'stone.

Chapter Five

Jeremy was having a good day learning how to fly a broom. That was when Neville's broom toke off with Neville on it and ended up with a broken arm. Then Draco had to be an ass and had taken Neville's little ball that glows red if he forgotten something. And Jeremy had gone to get it back. But Draco had thrown the ball and Jeremy went after it.

"My brother is an idiot," Harry said to everyone. "The stupidest little bastard he is,"

Jeremy came back and smile on his face. Then their head of house came out and asked for Jeremy Potter to come with her. Jeremy thought he was in trouble he followed his teacher. They arrive at a classroom.

"Wait here," Professor McGonagall said then she enters the classroom. "Sorry professor could I borrow Wood please,"

The Professor nodded and motion Wood to follow his head. They both exited the classroom and McGonagall beamed at Jeremy.

"Hello, I'm Oliver Wood,"

"Jeremy Potter,"

"Wood I think I might have found our new seeker,"

Jeremy's face fell when he heard what his teacher he thank his professor and went to meet up with his brother and friend. When he met up with them he told them everything. Percy happens to overhear everything.

"You aren't allowed to be on the house team,"

"McGonagall put me on the team herself," Jeremy stated.

"But she had to see what you did in order to give you permission to join the team,"

"I did Mr. Weasley; Jeremy here got something that belonged to Mr. Longbottom Mr. Potter caught it in 5.3 seconds I saw it from my chambers," McGonagall said.

Percy nodded and went to his class. McGonagall turned and smile at Jeremy.

"Congrats Mr. Potter tryouts will start later on tonight,"

"Thanks, Professor,"

The 3 friends watch their teacher leave their common room and they all grab their bags and put them up in their rooms. Jeremy couldn't wait till the tryouts start even though he made the team he was suppose to be introducing as seeker to the team.

Molly Weasley wasn't a happy mother. She just found out that her son had been place into the snake house. She wanted to get to the bottom of this she told her son to be at the Headmaster's office. When she got there she saw the potter boy talking to the headmaster.

"Professor, while I was in class Professor greasy hair, was asking my brother something that a third year would know, I know why he is doing this he hated my father so he is taking it out on me and my brother because he loved my mother and my mum didn't," Harry said to the Headmaster.

"Very well, I will talk to him and how many points did he take away," The headmaster asked again.

"Fifty,"

"Then I give you 50 points back,"

"Thanks professor," Harry said. He saw Mrs. Weasley standing there. "Hello, aren't you the one who supposedly lost her memory and didn't know where the platform was,"

"How did you even know what I was planning," Mrs. Weasley said.

"I saw how many kids you had and knew that you were a witch so I thought how in the world can this women forget where the platform was and knew that you were baiting me and my brother in," Harry said to the elderly witch. "And and your son Percy is a git, and your twin sons stole something from my dad, he left it in the castle for us but they got it but we summon it back,"

"You can't talk to me like that young man," Mrs. Weasley said to Harry. "Just because you are the boy who lived doesn't give you the right to say that, my son Ron invited you to spend the summer with us,"

"Sorry but me and my brother will be spending the summer with our friend Hermione Granger," Harry said to Mrs. Weasley. He turns to Dumbledore. "She is a lovely girl Hermione is, she is going to be my wife after we finish Hogwarts,"

"You are so much like your father Harry," Dumbledore said laughing. "He too said that he would marry your mother and he did,"

"Harry, you can't run your brother's life if he wants to spend summer with us he can and you can't stop him," Mrs. Weasley said to Harry.

"Actually he won't go anywhere if I'm not with him, we are close then twins are," Harry said. "We finish each other sentence and know when we are hurt and upset,"

And with that Harry left the office and bump into Ron.

"Harry my friend," Ron said to Harry.

"You aren't my friend," Harry stated and left the red head weasley there shock and mad.

When Ron enters the Headmaster office he exploded.

"I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE IN GRYFFINDOR AND TO BE FRIEND THE POTTERS," Ron bellowed.

"Let's ask the hat why he put you in Slytherin," Dumbledore and flick his wand and the hat floated down. "Hat can you explain why Mr. Weasley isn't in Gryffindor,"

"Well he isn't smart he doesn't belong in Ravenclaw, He isn't brave he will run at the near sight of danger so he doesn't belong in Gryffindor, and he isn't loyal that will show up in the future so he doesn't belong in Hufflepuff, the only house he belongs in is Slytherin," The Sorting Hat finish.

"I demand you to change him to the correct house," Molly said.

"I cannot, my saying is binding he cannot be removed from the house he is in, he has to stay there till he finish school," The sorting hat said.

Hermione Granger was in the common room doodling in her notebook. She was writing Harry's name in her notebook. She was daydreaming when she felt someone tapping her shoulder. She jumped and shut her notebook quickly.

"Jeremy, what the heck you gave me a scare," Hermione said holding her heart.

"My brother likes you too, you know he said that he is going to married you when you two get out of Hogwarts," Jeremy said to the young witch who blushed.

"Is it wrong to be this young to fall in love already?" Hermione asked.

"I think it's too soon to develop feelings as we are only 11 but give it tell we are in our third year to decide on what you feel about my brother,"

Hermione nodded and toke out a book and began reading it. Jeremy nodded and laughed and went back to his work. Harry came walking into the common and sat at the table where his brother and Hermione was sitting.

"I can't wait till I go to bed, oh that soft and comfy bed upstairs," Harry said to them. Hermione giggle as she read.

"What are you reading Mione," Harry asked.

"Mione," Hermione said raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, Mione a shorter name then Hermione, I gave you that nickname," Harry said giving Hermione his best goofy grin. "Jeremy did you read and father into Dad's journal because I'm done with mom's fifth one, I mean that is gross how she describes dad, He pretend to hate him but taught he was a sex god from the heavens,"

"Yeah that is gross, she made one up till she die," Jeremy said. "Yeah I'm where dad and his friend use his invisibility cloak to sneak around the Castle,"

"Accio James Potter invisibility Cloak," Hermione said waving her wand. The two Potter boys look at her. "What it might be here in the castle somewhere,"

Hermione and the boys heard something at the window. They open it up and saw it coming in to the room and Harry grabs it.

"Yay, now we can go and sneak out and cause trouble," Jeremy said high fiving his brother. Hermione shakes her head and smile at the two brothers. Hermione announce that she was going to bed and kissed Harry on the check and bid Jeremy a good night. Jeremy went to bed soon after. But Harry had other plans. He toke the cloak and cover himself. Harry exited out of the common room and went exploring the castle looking at the map once in a while to see if anyone is there. After he was done exploring her went back to the common and went to bed.

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