Super Smash Bros vs Capcom Character Bio

Donkey Kong

Bio: the king of all Kongs, Donkey (Or DK to his friends) lives on Donkey Kong Island with his family. The son of the giant ape who kidnapped Mario's now ex-girlfriend Paulina, DK works to live up to his heritage. Whenever he isn't competing against Mario in the latest Mushroom Kingdom fad, DK protects his friends, and more importantly, his banana horde, from various villains living in Donkey Kong Country.

Cranky: That's my boy! Well, whenever he isn't acting like a knuckle-dragging doofus. Still, at least he's wearing formal attire.

Entrance: A barrel marked DK rattles before it explodes, showing DK.

Special Move List;

Special: DK winds up his fist to unleash a devastating punch. Depending on how long the fist winds, the damage increases.

Special+Up: DK will spin around rapidly. If he's in mid-air when he does this, he will helicopter up.

Special+Forward: DK will headbutt his opponent, driving them into the ground. Not only causes damage, but will paralyze the enemy.

Special+Down: DK will repeatedly slap the ground.

Taunt: DK will pound his chest while bellowing a great ape roar.

Final Smash: DK delivers a plethora of powerful punches before landing one three times more powerful than those.

Costumes: The first is DK's normal appearance. The next is a yellow-furred DK, then a green-furred DK, then a white-furred DK.

Win Pose: DK will applaud his success before shaking the clapped together hands in the air.

Stage: The stage is Cranky's Cabin from Donkey Kong Country. Cranky will sometimes throw TNT barrels at random spots of the stage. All throughout the fight, Cranky will also make comments

Cranky's Comments;

"Hey, get off my lawn, you punks!"

"When your opponent charges his attack, that's the time to charge in!"

"Back in my day, we had to figure out how to beat the game ourselves! We didn't have an internet to look it up on!"

"You can win by ring out…but you can also lose that way, too."

"Soft! All you youngsters are just too soft!"

"You and your shaking controllers…we only had a joy stick and button, and they didn't move on their own!"

"Zzz… Huh? Wuzzat? You're so boring I fell asleep!"

"You can't hide the poor quality of this game forever, you know!"

"Don't be afraid to get creative…but don't show off too much."

"This soundtrack's pretty good…but you should've spent more time on the gameplay!"

"Hurry it up, that spot's reserved for a rugby game."

"Bunny Hood can make you run faster and jump higher… The real trick will be stopping."

"I hope the store has a good return policy. This game'll need it!"

"If Arthur gets hit enough, he'll lose his armor."

"All these flashing lights are bad for my eyes!"

"Hey, keep it down, my hearing's not that bad!"

"Without her armor, Samus is easier to throw around."

"Here, take this!" (Throws barrel)

"Go home, and let me get some sleep!"

"Bowser breathes fire, but he'll have to inhale eventually."

(If DK is fighting) "Why, I remember when you were just in diapers!"

(If Dante or Zero is fighting) "Get a haircut, ya hippie!"

(If Mario is fighting) "Hey, this is a Jumpman-free cabin!"

(If MegaMan is fighting) "Your games went back to 8-bit? Only good decision Capcom's made!"

(If Mario and DK are together) "Fight, junior! Avenge your old man!"

(If Ryu is fighting) "You're so serious…we ain't getting' any jokes from you."

(If Wesker is fighting) "And I thought was nuts!"

(If Arthur or Pit is fighting) "Ahh, those were the good ol' days…"

(If MegaMan Volnutt is fighting) "Hey…did you get taller?"

(If MegaMan and MegaMan Volnutt are together) "Huh? Are my eyes playing tricks on me?

(If Peach, Zelda, Tron, Samus, Chun-Li, or Morrigan is fighting) "Women shouldn't fight, they should wait to be rescued!"

(If Haggar is fighting) "Wrestling's fake, y'know."

(If Kirby is fighting) "While you're here, could you vacuum up my floor?"

(If any of the Street Fighter characters are fighting) "You can only re-hash the same stuff so many times before people will stop coming."

(If MegaMan Volnutt and Tron are fighting) "It's like watching an old married couple who aren't married."

(If Amaterasu or Pikachu is fighting) "Here boy, go fetch the quality gameplay!"

(When the fight ends) "Oh, good, you're done! Now get out!" "Whoa, would you look at the time!"

Theme: the title theme for Donkey Kong Country.

Ending;

DK sat outside of Cranky's cabin. Behind him was a giant pile of bananas, and in front of him was Cranky, sitting in his rocking chair.

"So, finally back from your big adventure," Cranky asked, "And beat all of those nasties, did you?"

DK nodded, reached into the pile and began to peel one banana.

"Thwarted the forces of evil, saved not one but two universes," Cranky went on, "And got your bananas back again!"

Once he finished his banana, DK threw the peel away. Almost immediately it was flew back, landing on his head. DK froze in shock.

"Of course, if it was me, I would have gotten it done in record time," Cranky added thoughtfully, "And I would've beaten all of the high scores, too!"

Ignoring Cranky, DK walked over to where he had thrown the banana, looking to find what had thrown it back.

"Yessiree, they don't make games like they do nowadays," Cranky mused, unaware of his being ignored. "You could make a dozen decent games with the memory used in this one…"

DK parted a couple of bushes aside. Instead of the culprit, he found a hole. Confused, he turned back to his bananas…

…only to find that it was gone. There was a large hole where they had been. DK clutched his head and moaned.

"…And just when you think you've done everything, you have to do it again!" Cranky ranted.

Solid Snake Codec

Snake: Otacon, I'm fighting Donkey Kong again, but there's something different about him. He looks…fitter, somehow.

Otacon: It's probably from the exercise he had in his latest adventure. His entire banana horde was stolen by a mob of evil, magic tikis, and DK ran around the entire island getting it back. He finished each tiki off with powerful punches, building up his arm strength.

Snake: No kidding…those fist look like they can shatter stone.

Otacon: There's nothing more dangerous than jungle fury Snake.