Chapter 4: Chemicals and Blood

INVADER ZIM

"What do you have in mind, Mr. Zim is it?" The red creature hissed out in his feminine voice.

I smirked and said, "Those humanoids have a rare chemical in their blood. One that my species has been trying to synthesize for millennia."

One of the three teenage boys, looked at me said, "So do we. Why not go after us?"

Mojo replied, "The girls posess pure chemical X in their viens, while yours is deluded."

The woman with moving hair then said, "So you want the chemical X... Why don't you just steal the constrated stuff from Utonium's lab?"

I laughed and said, "It's not exactly that simple, human. The chemical itself is rather powerful on it's own, but never last long. But in their case the chemical bonded to their blood, so..."

The girl who gathered us then said, "You need their blood..."

I nodded and said, "Although the blonde girl will need to have the mirrotuoim extracted from her system before it's of any use."

The pink mosnter looked at me and asked, "Whazza is thats?"

God, I already hate him, he reminds me of the Dib monkey.

I replied, "Mirrotuoim is a powerfull element, that can syphen energy in and out. When Mojo blasted his laser though the element at the girl, the mirrotuoim imprinted into her system, causing her to lose her sight and..."

Mojo looked at them and said, "She can temporalory transfer her abilites on to other people through prolonged skin contact. From our theory anyways."

The green man looked at me and said, "You're saying if some held her hand for a long enough time they can gain her powers?!"

I nodded and said, "For a short time, unless they too were a gentic creation, then the abiltites would become more perament. Her body will lose strenght as she give more of her powers away, but it does replinsh itself. In order for her blood to be properly extracted, she must be at full strenght and be completey free of the mirrotuoim."

I stood up and said, "This is my offer for those of you earthing that are intrested; bring me that girl alive or the other girls two dead. If you do, I'll give you piece of this rock when I coquer it and give you full immuntity from Irken laws."

Mojo looked at the group and said, "All in favor..."

Every hand went up, with the teenage girl slowly raising hers.

I smirked and said, "Excelent, now you will need a way to contact me if you completed the task."

I pulled out my microphone and yelled, "GIR! COME HERE AND BRING THE I.C.D.'S!"

GIR flew in the room, carrying the devices in hand.

He landed in the center of the table and said, "Hi everybody! I made tacos!"

I groaned and said, "The idoit robot... GIR! Hand them out!"

GIR's eye glew red and he handed out the device to everyone.

Mojo steppped up and said, "It a basic communtation device called I.C.D. or Irken Comunacee Decrypter. You make the call in english, but is revieced is in his native langrage."

I looked at my wrist communacater and said, "Irk! I've got to go check the containment fields."

I unfurled my PAK legs and said, "I hope to hear from you soon."

I crawled out the window and into my voot.

I began to fly up to my satellite.

GIR jumped in front of me and said, "Mastah what we doing with those crazy people?"

I laughed and said, "They are fools GIR... Simple as that. They really think I'm going to share this horrible rock with them? As soon as I rule, the armada will come, and I shall finally impress the tallest with my genius!"

GIR laughed and said, "But mastah what about the scary fish? We gotta eat em'!"

I groaned and said, "You will be able to eat the scary fish GIR, but first I must have those females and destroy Dib and his big head. But question is, why is he with the created females?"

GIR giggled, "Dib likes a girl! Dib likes a girl!"

I yelled, "GIR quiet! I'm trying to use my brain!"

I yelled, "Computer! Run analysis on why the Dib human is in this city!"

The computer replied, "Analysis complete. Professor Memebrane is conducting a series of experoments over the next few months, he and his family are currently staying at the Utonioum Household, until further notice."

I nodded and said, "Intresting. Computer run possible entry solutions through the simulator and tell me which one is best after, I finish recharging."

I walked over to my station and let the wires come into me, allowing me to fall into slumber.