We're back again with another update! As promised in What If?, we have a new chapter for Hellboy's Issue! *dances around happily*

*sighs and looks over note pad* I don't think I've ever written two smut scenes in a day before… it kinda makes my brain want to explode from the sex! *looks at readers* But this is to reward and thank you all for your patients with the extremely long wait! There is a full explanation in our story What If? as to why it's taken so long for this update.

So read on, enjoy, and let us know what you think!

-John POV-

I was walking down the halls, trying to clear my head of everything that I'd just been told by Abe. I sighed as I leaned against one of the walls and pushed my head onto it. 'I know Abe said he wouldn't be, but I just can't help but think that Hellboy will completely blame me for this.' I whimpered slightly and brought my thumb up to bite at the nail. 'I should have just had Hollis take him his damn breakfast, then I wouldn't have this issue!' I slowly slid down the wall until my butt rested on my heels as I put my head on my knees, wrapped my arms around them, and sighed deeply. 'But it was such a turn on when he held me down like that and looked at me like he wanted me, like he really wanted me. Not just for some quick sex.' I shook my head and snorted at myself. "Get a freaking grip Meyers." I muttered to myself. "I just have to avoid him until this… whatever is going on with him passes and he can go back to Liz. He wouldn't want to stay with me anyways."

"You!"

I looked up to see an angry, not to mention scantly clad, Liz standing above me. Why the hell was she walking around the base dressed on such a sheer night gown? Didn't she know who indecent that looked? Then again, I thought with an inward cringe. 'That is kind of Liz anyway… Why don't I feel horrible for thinking like that?' I cleared my throat and started to stand up.

"Don't you dare move John Meyers!" She growled at me, her hands sizzling. I froze and looked up at her in confusion. What in the world was she so mad about? "I just went to see Hellboy!"

'Oh… that's why.' I thought to myself with a sigh. "Yeah, I just left his room. We had a talk about what was going on. That must be absolutely frustrating for you Liz, I'm really sorry."

"Don't you play coy with me John!" She growled. "It's all your fault that HB is like this! You didn't help him at all!"

"But I did all that I could Liz!" 'It's not my fault his demon doesn't want you right now.'

"Then why won't he sleep with me?!" She screamed and stamped her bare foot on the floor. I stared at her….

Seriously?!

"I can't answer that Liz, I'm not HB. You'll have to ask him that yourself." I said as calmly as I could, trying not to laugh at her temper tantrum. Seriously? A grown woman stomping her foot like a child that didn't get a toy? That was just too hilarious to me. 'No wonder his demon didn't want you.'

…. Shit, did I really just think that?!

"I'll find out what's going on." She smirked at me. "And I swear to God that if I find out that you're involved with him in any way at all, I'll have you transferred so far away that no one will be able to find you!" She snarled as she started walking away.

"Hey Liz?" She turned around and glared at me. "You know, you might want to put some clothes on. I don't think you walking around with your ass hanging out and your boobs showing is up to dress code." I smirked at her as I got right in her face. "And friend or not, you threaten me again and I'll show you my 'Special Ops' training from Quantico."

"Argh!" Liz growled as she stormed away down the hall. I couldn't help but chuckle at her. However all humor stopped when I heard heavy foot steps stop behind me. I slowly turned around to come face to face with a black clothed chest, and as I slowly looked up my heartbeat started to rise. I finally got to his face and I gasped and jumped backwards. His lips were curved up into a proud grin, but his eyes were what made me jump. One eye was his normal gold, but the other was almost glowing the gold was so light.

"H-HB, wh-what are you doing?" I asked, trying to keep my voice steady even though my legs were shaking.

"Well, our mate seems to have run away. We've come to get him so we can claim him." I shivered at the even lower rumbling voice as both sides of Red mixed together. "But when we saw you tell off the fire starter we wanted to see what would happen." He said with a chuckle.

"L-look… Hellboy, I talked to Abe. You really don't want to do this." I tried to reason with him as I started to slowly move backwards. "You love Liz, you have for years! Did you forget about that?" The demon stopped and frowned at me, tilting his head to the side as if he was thinking. I let out a sigh and thought about how odd it was that I was slightly disappointed, but I'd be upset later. Right now I had to try and talk him out of this before he did something he couldn't take back. "I mean, you'd be stuck with me for… you know… ever."

"You say that as though that would be a bad thing my little human." Came Anung-un-Rama's voice from Hellboy's mouth. "But it is quite the opposite. You see, I've been trying to explain to this moron that he's wanted you for quite some time now." He said as he curled his tail around me and pulled me from the ground and up to his face. "He finally agreed that he's wanted to have you for a long time, and I've known you were my mate from the first time I saw you with that candy bar." He licked my cheek softly, causing me to shiver. "Did you know that Hellboy has dreams about you little one? Some are very sweet, with you snuggled between his legs, your back to his chest, and hugging you while you talk. But my personal favorite is one of his private little fantasies about you.

"You see, it starts out with you naked and on all fours on his bed." He whispered in my ear, taking it between his teeth to bite softly making me groan and grab his tail. "You look so amazingly beautiful, panting and shaking, just looking at him with those brown eyes of yours. They were half closed and almost black you were so sex hungry. He walked up behind you and pulled your legs wider apart only to run his fingers around your entrance, and when he pushed lightly on it you-."

"Stop!" I moaned. I couldn't take it, I was already starting to get hard just thinking about all of the different things Hellboy would do to me in his dreams. It wasn't fair damn it! "This isn't what Red wants, this is what you want! He's been having sex with Liz for years! He's always gone on and on about how much he loved her and wanted to mate her… I can't let you do this to him!" No matter how much I want it. I added to myself. I glared at him as he chuckled.

"My considerate little mate, always worrying about others before yourself. Why would we want someone who acts like a child? We want you my little human." He kissed down my neck to where it met my shoulder and lightly bit it and sucked on it, making me gasp and tilt my head back. I knew I was starting to lose this argument, and I started to question on whether that was such a bad thing. "Mm, that's it John. Let us have you. We'll take care of you young one."

I felt my resolve folding under the pressure. Maybe HB really did want this? I mean, he wouldn't let this side of him say all of this if he didn't kind of agree right?

…

Right?

-HB POV-

Why is he still resisting me?

Us you ass hole. And you're probably scaring the kid out of his fuckin' mind right now! Christ, you're molesting him in the hallway for God sake!

Hush you halfwit! It is your fault for filling his pretty little head with lies that you meant to mate with that prostitute! Honestly, I should have just taken over years ago and this would never have happened. This is what I get for 'trying to give you time'. Ugh!

Uh-huh. And you telling him about fantasies that I've had about him splayed out on my bed and fixing to be fucked into a mattress worked so much better.

Shut up!

"Mmn, I- We can't…" We both heard John whimper. We both inwardly shivered and almost purred when we felt his arms around my neck and then start to pull back. "Liz-"

Do you not see what you have done?! This should not be this difficult! That trollop is a serious… what term do you use? Cock block and she is not even here!

I had to laugh at that. Chill out, let me talk to Boy Scout.

Fine. Don't you dare mess this up.

I grinned as I slowly felt myself taking control of my own body, loving that I still had my mouth attached to John's skin. I let out a soft growl and gave one last suck before pulling back. "Heya Boy Scout."

"Oh God!" His eyes popped open, his brown eyes slowly returning to their light chocolate brown instead of that deep color I wanted to see more of. "I swear Red, I tried to make him stop! I told him that you wanted Liz and he would- Mm!" I pressed my lips to his, silently gloating that I was the one to shut him up about Liz, and ran my tongue over his soft lips. He gasped and I quickly pushed my tongue inside that wonderful sweet cavern he called a mouth and groaned slightly. He tasted just like honey and sugar cane.

I could have done that.

Shut up, you're ruining my moment damn it!

I growled again when I felt a timid tongue brush against mine and, I'll admit that I was a bit hasty here, pressed him against the wall to press my mouth firmer to his. I felt kind of bad when he yelped in surprise and pushed at my shoulders.

Idiot!

Shut the hell up you dick!

Let you handle it my ass! You scared him!

Like you were doing any better!

"Um… Red? Are you ok? You're growling an awful lot…"

I'm so glad I'm so red so he couldn't see my blush. I didn't even notice that during our argument I had pulled away from John and was growling out loud. I cleared my throat a little awkwardly. "Uh, fine Scout." I nuzzled my face into his neck. "But, are you ok with all of this?"

"I just… I don't want you to regret this. From what Abe said this isn't something you can take back and I know-"

"Who said I'd want to?" I purred and licked the hickey my demon side had given him. I felt him shiver and grinned, giving the spot one last sharp nip before unwrapping my tail and gently tossing him over my shoulder. He 'eep'ed as my hand settled on his ass to pet it a bit before smacking it. "This ass is as good as mine!" I almost sang as we started down the hall to my room.

Very impressive idiot. Barbaric, but effective.

Uh… thanks?

Of course, I'll have him first. It was my idea after all.

The fuck you will! He's mine first!

I'm the one that wanted to mark him for almost three years!

I'm the one that made him agree to all of this!

He has agreed to nothing! Mine first!

Fuck you, you son of a bitch! Mine!

"Uh… Red?"

"Mine!" I growled as I tossed him on my bed, making him bounce a bit and squeak. I pounced on him, pinning his arms above his head and straddling him as I roughly pushed my lips to his, dominating the kiss as soon as he gasped again. I felt more than heard his moan as he squirmed a bit against me. I pulled back and just looked at him with a smirk as he started panting.

"What in the world was that all about?!" He gasped out, his eyes wide. I chuckled.

"We had a fight."

His eyebrow rose a bit. "About?"

"Who's gonna fuck you first. I won." I said triumphantly as I pulled my shirt over my head. I had to laugh when his face went almost as red as me, and I wondered just how far that blush went…

Only one way to find out right?

"Red! Hellboy stop it! Quit ripping my shirt!" John shouted at me, smacking my hands as I, when the God Damn thing wouldn't come off, ripped it straight down the middle. I purred as I saw his toned chest and stomach, making me wonder why he always hid under a suit jacket that seemed a size to big for him. "Damn it! Now how am I going to leave?!" He growled at me.

I just grinned and leaned down to his ear. "Who says you're leavin'?" I whispered as I ran my hands, being careful of the stone, over his chest and down to his slacks, making him twitch. "And since you won't be goin' anywhere for a while…"

His eyes got big. "Hellboy don't you even think abou-"

Rrrriiiiiippp!

"Damn it Red!" He growled at me as he punched my chest. "I needed those!"

I tilted my head as I tossed the fabric away to float down with his shirt pieces. "Why?" I kissed his throat and purred again when he just sighed and leaned his head back. "You act like you don't want this." I said, worry creeping into my voice slightly.

"I do." He said with a soft smile. "But I'm going to need clothes tomorrow when I go to work."

My grin turned a bit evil at this point. "Who says you'll be able to walk tomorrow?" I asked as I ran my normal and up the inside of his thigh to lightly palm at his erection. He threw his head back and let out a soft whimper. "You know, I was arguin' early with my demon." I told him as I kissed across his chest to lick at a pink nipple, drawing out a small moan. "It was about which of us would get to have you first." I lightly nipped at it with my teeth and his hands reached up to grab my hair. "I think I can fix that problem though." I sucked on it hard, making him gasp and arch his back while pulling on my hair.

"A-and… what did you c-come up with?" He asked breathily. I just smirked at him.

Wanna share? Just this one time, I ain't sharin' with you after this.

Deal.

"R-red?"

"We're going to share you."

-John POV-

…

Fuck!

I couldn't help the shiver that rushed through me at the though of having both Hellboy and his demon Anung at the same time, even if it was the two of them sharing a body…

Is it wrong that I'm getting turned on?!

Yes… Do I care? Hell no! Well, kinda… ok, I'm seriously about to have a heart attack, but that's ok. I think after this I could literally die a happy man. I looked up into those different colored eyes and smiled shyly. "Y-you're sure?"

"Yes." Came that almost gravel voice that sent chills down my spine. I pulled my hands from him hair, running my finger tips over his shoulders before dragging my blunt nails over his nipples. I swear to this day that growl that came out of his chest shook the bed. "Please tell us that's a yes!"

I smiled and leaned up to bite his chest, making him gasp a bit before I leaned back and nodded my head. "That's a yes."

I may as well have waved a red flag and said 'Ole!'.

He had his leather pants, tight leather pants mind you, off before I could say 'what' and was back on top of me, his stone hand up by my head and his normal hand playing with my erection while he was trying to suck my soul out through my mouth. I couldn't help but moan loudly as I pushed my hips up, my hands back in his hair and trying to pull him closer then humanly possible.

Don't judge me!

I whimpered a bit as his hand left me to go to the table beside his bed and open the drawer. He lifted off of my to pull my legs out from under him and spread them on either side of his thighs, giving me a chance to look down and see what I was going to be dealing with.

… I'll say it again… Fuck!

He was, at the very least, two sizes bigger then me. I mean all around. "We may have a problem…" I whimpered as he popped the top to the bottle of lube he had.

"What would that be mate?" He asked, a small smirk on his face as he poured some of the liquid onto his fingers and rubbed it around to cover them.

"You're… um… I don't think… I uh…" I couldn't get it out, blushing darker and darker every time I tried.

"You believe we won't fit inside of you? That is why we stretch you first Little Dove." He said with a chuckle. He lifted one of my legs on his tail and lifted it a little higher and wider and I silently thanked my Commanding Officer at Quantico for forcing us to take a flexibility course in our training. All other thoughts flew out the window as one of his thick fingers circled my entrance. "You must relax. We don't want to hurt you mate." He said gently as she started to slowly push his finger into me. I grit my teeth and tried to force myself to relax, taking deep breaths to relax my tensed up muscles. "Very good Dove, we will make you feel very good soon." He purred proudly as he curled the one finger he had inside and pumped it slowly inside me. Now, I'm in no way a virgin. I had my first "out of the closet" sex when I hit eighteen, and it was pretty awful. The guy had no idea what he was doing and it ended up being more painful then pleasurable. The second one at twenty was better, but it took him forever to find that one spot that would make me see stars…

Hellboy got it in one finger!

"Oohh! Please, again!" I panted, my hips rising up a bit. He just smiled as he slowly added another finger and scissored them s little, making it even better. "Mmmn… oh God, more!"

"Mm, this is very pleasing." He said with a smile as he added a third. This one hurt a bit, but as soon as they hit that spot again I didn't care. "Our mate is almost ready so soon, should we be worried about another man?" He growled as he shoved those three fingers in me roughly, making me scream a little in pleasure as he hit my prostate dead on.

"No! No one else! Ahhh, there's no one else!" I almost sobbed. His tail wrapped around my leg, pulling it closer to him and making his fingers go deeper.

"Good, we would hate to have to kill any competition for our mate." He purred. Then he tilted his head. "We wonder though… how are you so quickly ready?"

"I…" I blushed. Could I really tell him that I had a vibrator in my drawer upstairs in my apartment? I shouted again as he shoved his fingers in again. "Vibrator!" I sobbed out, feeling like I was going to explode any minute. "I-I use a vibrator!"

"Do you now?" He grinned, just barely rubbing at my prostate now. "We will have to see this sometime. But for now," He slid his fingers out of me and lined himself up to my entrance as he lifted both of my legs over his shoulders. "We wish to claim our mate." He started to slowly press himself in and I couldn't help but whimper in pain. No matter how much you were stretched or lubed, this part always hurt for just a few seconds. When he finally reached the hilt, I heard him groan happily and he just stayed still. "You're so hot John. So tight." He said through gritted teeth, I saw sweat start to bed on his forehead as he tried to hold himself back. I smiled and lifted my hips a little and pushed them back down to let him know I was ready.

I didn't expect him to lean back over me, pull out almost all of the way, and then slam back into my ass like a jack hammer! I'm a little embarrassed, but as soon as he hit my prostate I didn't have a choice. I screamed as I came all over his stomach. I blushed, but all he did was smile, a bit smugly too, and kiss my forehead before pulling back again to ram into me.

"Ah! H-Hellboy!... Ohhh Red don't stop!" I reached back behind my head and gripped the pillow for all I was worth, arching my back and trying to keep up with his thrusts as my spent member started to harden again. "Please… faster! I-I n-need it faster!" I whimpered, my head pressing into the pillow as I tried to get closer to him. He started to growl and all of a sudden he pulled me up, never missing a beat, and sat down to pull me into his lap where I had to wrap my arm around his neck to keep from falling. He buried his face into my shoulder where he had put his hickey before and started lifting me up and slamming me back down onto his cock.

"John… Fuck, so tight!" He growled, biting my shoulder a little rougher before lifting his head and using his tail to keep me moving so that he could bury his hand in my hair and pull my face to his and take my lips in a searing kiss. I moaned loudly, not only having his cock inside of me, but his tongue now too. I yanked my face away and pushed at his tail.

"S-stop." I gasped. He stared at me, slack jawed, but let go of my waist.

"Mate-"

"Stand on the floor." I ordered him, sounding a whole lot more composed then I really was. He tilted his head at me but left the bed to stand on the floor and stared at me. I took a deep breath and the turned my back to him, scooting to as close to the edge as I could, and leaned on my hands. I looked over my shoulder at him and smiled. "Take me." I whispered to the demon behind me. "Make me yours."

I don't think I'd ever heard the sound that came out of him in my life. It was a cross between a groan, a growl, and a purr before he leaned over me and shoved his cock back inside of me, making me push my head back on his shoulder and gasp. "L-Like th-that! J-just like that!" I whimpered as he started to slam into me even harder and faster then before. He gripped my hips, his tail coming around to wrap around my cock and pump it in time with his thrusts.

"Mate… Shit!- John, we can't… go much longer." He growled into my ear, leaning over to lick my hickey. I moaned and nodded.

"Not-not far be-behind you! Gonna, oh God Hellboy! Please! I-I want you…inside, inside please!" I sobbed, my own cock twitching from within his tails grasp in time with his inside me.

"As you wish mate." Was all he said before sinking his teeth into my shoulder, making me scream and cum over his tail and bed as I felt him release inside my ass, making me groan as I felt each spurt cover my insides. He chuckled at me as he lifted me against him, taking the soiled sheet from the bed and laying down with me in his arms. "Night Scout." Came Red's tired voice as he wrapped his arm around my waist to hold me close to him.

I yawned and snuggled into his warm body. "Night Hellboy."

Not my best sex scene *yawns* but it's there. The next one will be a lot better though.

Stupid midterms are taking most of Andi's brain power. *pouts* She wrote this at 3 in the morning after she wrote the one for What If?... Which… yeah, you'll just have to read that one. Don't be to hard on her! I plan on pumping her with caffeine and sugar for the next all nighter writing spree!

Which may be pretty soon, since I'm working on the next chapter of Hell Hound and Baby!.

Love,

Dana & Andi