Slendy's face - wait, he didn't have one, because his only facial feature was a fanged mouth...so, his no-face - scrunched up where his eyes would be. Basically, he was squinting at me. "Can't sssee him that well. Herobrine, will you hand me my glassses?"
The other passed a pair of blue glasses up to Slendy, who put them on gladly. "Hmm...I agree. Mossst definitely wimpy. Can I kill him?"
"Nah," Herobrine said, waving the idea off with one hand. "We'll hang him somewhere. Let the Killer Couple get him."
Slendy smiled. "Good idea," he hissed. "They'll take good care of him. At leassst, before they carve out his entrailsss and hang them in their houssse in a heart ssshape."
My eyes widened. "What?!"
Herobrine laughed. "We're kidding. Slenderman, drop it."
Slendy's smile disappeared in an instant. He visibly thought they were actually going to kill me. "I think you're confusssing me with a canine."
"Drop it, boy."
Slendy dropped me onto the pavement.
"Good puppy."
The "puppy" growled.
Herobrine helped me up. "I'm Herobrine," he introduced. "This is Slenderman."
Slenderman snorted. "Forget thisss. I'm out." He began walking towards the school, then he was gone. Like he had teleported.
Herobrine grinned as he watched his friend leave. "Bye, Slendy." Then he looked back at me. "What powers do you have, then?"
"Powers?" I asked, confused and rather dumbfounded.
A schoolbell rang out across the grounds.
"No time to explain," Herobrine explained. "English Class."
Then he was gone as well.
I stared at the sky. "What the hell is going on here?!"