"He has a point" Astrid stared at Snoutlout flexing his arm muscles in the shield.
I carefully shuffled to the window "so we can trust you that she isn't here right?"
Tuff groaned "if she was here don't you think we'd pull some "stupid" plan by now, I mean we would have had enough time to pull at least one thing."
"What do you think Astrid?"
She sighed and crossed her arms "I'll search the rest of the market and you keep a CLOSE eye on Tuff, if I find her somewhere there then I'll ASSUME he's right."
The three exited the building, my bro held up a thumbs up behind his back before returning his arms to his sides "can't believe you guys can't trust me on this."
I slid out the window and made my way down the beach, once I got near the meat stalls I climbed up the rocks and made my way through the crowd.
Walking back to Astrid's house I decided to sit on the steps again and wait for her to come back.
A pair of arms wrapped around my neck and a soft but wet kiss was planted on my cheek "That wasn't cool of you to leave like that you know"
I looked up to find Astrid behind me with her axe at her side, it would be best not to play any tricks on her with such a sharp object so close by... "true but I had to see what would happen if I left, had to at least give it a try."
Yawning she laid her head on my shoulder and gave a small purr "well your punishment for doing so is that you now have to sleep with me tonight, not that you'd have any choice to sleep anywhere else anyway."
"Why would I want to sleep anywhere else besides with my beautiful girl Astrid the princess of Berk?"
I could feel her body vibrate as she groaned in annoyance at the title.
"I'm not the princess and I will never be one, I'm not dating Hiccup Ruff, that title is so lame anyway, I'd rather be...Astrid the Master of Dragons or Astrid the Ruffnut slayer."
"You slay me? I'm the strongest Dragon there is around here, I dare you to try and slay me, watch me get away with my super fast speed of a nightfury" Astrid chuckled and I pretended to make Dragon noises which were more of squeaks and squawks.
"Aren't you guys worried about Barf and Belch now that I think about it? Didn't they go crazy like last time they were left alone without us? I'm amazed that you guys are more worried about me and Tuff rather than those two."
Immediately Astrid lifted her head from my shoulder "you know I really didn't think about that, maybe the two understand that it's only temporary?"
I looked up at Astrid "weren't you and Hiccup the ones that said me and Tuffnut were not only "one" but also "one" with our dragon? Wouldn't that mean that splitting us two apart you are splitting me and Tuff from the dragon? Dude you guys just put on some mad chaos on your plates!"
Just on cue Barf and Belch came out from behind a few houses to inspect the sheep, they then decided that putting their butts on fire was a brilliant idea as well.
It was as if they simply decided to replace us in our absence, I wondered as to how my mother was getting along with the two or if she completely forgot that they even existed.
From behind me Astrid sighed heavily at the sight before getting up and going inside her house, I sat outside waiting for her return. Astrid returned shortly with two large fish in her hands.
"Want to help me catch some dragons?" She threw the fish into my lap and started to run towards the two headed dragon, knowing she would be burned to a crisp if I didn't bother to help I got up as well.
Barf and Belch immediately turned hostile towards Astrid although knowing her very well. "Hey! over here you idiots! I mean lovable goofs" I threw the fish straight at Barf's face, it slid off his scales and landed on the floor.
The two fought for the lone fish until Astrid threw hers at them, there they enjoyed their separate fish although sharing the same stomach.
How weird would it be if I shared the same stomach with Tuffnut?