1. Went on laptop.
2. Blogged about lovely Cuban tobacco ash.
3. Hacked the NSA's profiling system to target rude blogger.
4. Went to murder scene.
5. Took a taxi to London Bridge.
6. Caught assassin hired to kill British CEO then leave via boat at the river to France.
7. Ate Vietnamese food with John.
8. Helped Vietnamese shop owner fend off parkhour robbers.
9. Went home and took cold shower.
10. Forgot John's girlfriend was staying over and walked out nude.
11. Discovered a salamander in the hallway.
12. Named him Jerry.
13. Got yelled at for dropping John's phone in tea.
14. Went out to dry clean coat.
15. Ran from people wanting me to put on "that hat".
16. Bumped into Lestrade on day off.
17. His wife is still cheating on him.
18. Avoided assassination from another ninja.
19. Chased ninja into subway tunnels.
20. Handed over defeated ninja to Lestrade.
21. Walked home.
21. Discovered Jerry on my computer.
22. Removed Jerry off of my computer.
24. Ignored e-mail from Irene.
25. Froze a watermelon with alcohol inside.
26. Dropped it outside in the alley.
27. Picked up coat at dry cleaners.
28. Bumped into Molly at the dry cleaners.
29. She still has that cat sweater?
30. Made plans for coffee at morgue.