1. Fed Jerry flies.
2. Blowtorched a scalp over stove.
3. Got yelled at for blowtorching a scalp by John.
4. Rejected ten cases from people on John's blog.
5. Went to Pet Shop to get Jerry a proper tank (I've kept him in John's shoe box).
6. Ran into Moriarty's henchman "The Golem" on way home.
7. Trapped Golem in a dumpster.
8. Took five nicotine patches out of boredom.
9. Blew up can of beans in microwave.
10. Went with John to buy a new microwave.
11. Ran into Molly at store.
12. She's still wearing that sweater!?
13. Brought microwave oven home.
14. Found the Golem trying to break into my room.
15. Threw him out the window.
16. Took a case from Lestrade regarding kidnapped Russian ballerina..
17. Figured out it it was Moriarty and saved ballerina from kidnappers on boat.
18. Crashed boat into a port.
19. Avoided charges with help from ballerina's father, the Russian Ambassador to the UK.
20. Went back home to look at skull.
21. Found Jerry in my skull.
22. Ate pasta Mrs. Hudson made.
23. Learned from John that Mrs. Hudson is not my housekeeper.
24. Gave Jerry buttered biscuits.
25. Played darts with throwing knifes at wall.
26. Accidently hit John in the foot... again.
27. Took John to the hospital again.
28. Stopped at morgue for coffee with Molly.
29. Went back home to sleep.
30. Forgot John was at the hospital.
Lion: I actually responded to a reviewer that I wasn't sure what a Salamander would be doing in London for Sherlock to find because it's so cold. But it turns out Salamanders are found in Europe and Britain, the most common being the Fire Salamander. I'm more familiar with Salamanders in North America and Japan but they can be found all over Russia and Europe and part of China and South America. Just thought I'd add that in.