Everything Wrong with Sherlock's Day

by Jurassic Lion

Inspired by the CinemaSins Video: As part of an agreement with the British Court Sherlock Holmes has agreed to submit daily journals to his probation officer in order to spot certain behavioral triggers. May God help him. *Loose canon, post Series 3, JohnxMary, Sherlock parody*

6. Day 6

1. Sat at computer contemplating boredom.

2. ...Bored.

3. ...So Bored.

4. ...really bo- Jerry get back in your tank!

5. Got a weird look from John after yelling at Jerry.

6. Went out to find... "some".

7. Did not find "some". No one will sell me any.

8. Ignored Mycroft's body guards trying to escort me.

9. Got taken anyways.

10. Ended up in government building.

11. Questioned on glowing bunny formula from Baskerville being stolen.

12. Didn't reveal I have glowing bunny formula and tested it on Jerry.

13. Went back home to lay on couch.

14. Slept.

15. Woke up to find Mrs. Hudson cleaning apartment (Apparently it was dirty).

16. Took pills for a blasted headache.

17. Ran into John and girlfriend 274 on way out.

18. ... she's still going out with him?

19. Stopped at Barts to analyze blood of murder victim.

20. Found Jerry glowing on desk next to me.

21. Trapped Jerry in a jar.

22. Explained to Molly why I have a glowing Fire Salamander in a jar.

23. Stopped for tea in Chinatown.

24. Bumped into the Golem at Chinatown (Moriarty fired him for incompetence and is now working as a fry cook).

25. Bought a headband to help headache.

*Note to self: Surprisingly comfortable*

26. Went to Scotland Yard to conclude case of TV Conglomerate by hired assassin with a golfclub related to Conglomerate's sister.

27. Ignored UFO.

28. Ignored John and girlfriend asking about UFO spotting.

29. The news recorded me?

30. Forgot I was still wearing headband on the news.

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FlyingLion: IDK Jerry's really getting out there. This always happens when I write original characters, they always just take on forms of their own I never expect.