1. ...
"... no. Not today."
"Sherlock, are you alright?" John glanced at his flatmate currently laying on the couch of their living room. The famed Detective lay on his back with his head touching the ground and long skinny pajama clad legs hanging up to lean on the wall.
"Bored... no time for lists..."
"Lists? Oh you mean the 'Everything Wrong with your day' stuff you have to send to the probation officer?"
Sherlock nodded sighing. He then fell onto the couch letting one arm lay on the ground. He was too lazy to care to lift it up preferring to lay in his comfort. John was really concerned sensing the sheer boredom off of his friend emit into the room. It was not a good vibe.
"...it's so boring..."
"Sherock, you just woke up. I'm sure something interesting will come up for you." John tried to reassure Sherlock. His curly haired flatmate however shook his head turning to face his back to his friend in a ball.
"...it's not a good day. To... bored."
John really wasn't sure what to do now. Sure he'd seen when Sherlock got into his rather dull moods several times before but this... this seemed just plain weird.
Perhaps it was in fact the culmination of writing said daily lists for the probation officer as requested by Her Majesty's Court. Not to mention the fact that this week had been the absolute strangest for the two crime solving flatmates of Baker Street. What with all the cases, weird conspiracies, salamander, and even ninjas.
"By the way Sherlock, what did you do with those ninja uniforms you took anyhow?" John asked remembering all the freak encounters with them. Sherlock merely groaned turning on his back head looking at the ceiling.
"I took them to the dry cleaners. They're quite comfortable John."
"So you're keeping them then. That's good for your name." John went back to typing on his blog while Sherlock eyed him oddly.
It was a good thing the former doctor hadn't asked Holmes about what had been done with the actual ninjas. After a while he'd forgotten that they were locked in the basement. Of course by some mysterious means the ninjas had escaped, most likely with the help of the rest of their clan. Good thing they were taken out before they starved to death, otherwise Holmes may have left them down there even longer.
"So then. I guess it will just be another mundane day in the life of Sherlock Holmes without any murders or mad serial killers to stop. Just a nice quiet day." John commented sipping his coffee.
Sherlock sighed closing his blue eyes. Tired as he was for once the ace Consulting Detective had to agree with Dr. Watson. It was peaceful and quite a nice day to recover.
That was until Sherlock felt something cool and wet leap onto his face.
Sherlock opened his eyes to find none other than a familiar red spotted black amphibian perched on his person. Jerry the Salamander stared at Sherlock in something of an odd staring contest unmoving off of the Detective. This was the last straw as Sherlock let out an annoyed yell.
1. Jumped off couch after Jerry jumped on my face.
2. Hit my head on floor.
3. Chased Jerry despite protest from John.
4. Went out to Barts.
5. Ate a donut on someone's desk.
*Note to self: must figure out where this donut came from*
6. Examined suicide victim-scratch that, made to look like suicide.
7. Left to go catch a murderer.
8. Got Lestrade to arrest murderer.
9. Damn it's still 10:30!
10. Went to Scotland Yard to expose more criminals.
11. Got kicked out of Scotland Yard for being too pushy.
12. Stole Anderson's coffee mug.
13. Averted bombing of Parliament by solving a riddle sent by Moriarty.
14. He still owes me an apple.
15. Bought twenty nicotine patches.
16. ... ah... much better...
17. Karate chopped a thief stealing cake from Mrs. Hudson.
18. Ate cake with Mrs. Hudson.
19. Ran into John's girlfriend.
20. She's frustrated at John's lack of proposing-marriage?
21. Laughed at image of a married John.
*Heh. He'd probably have a stupid moustache. That'll be the day*
22. Got kidnapped by ninjas.
23. Proceeded to defeat ninjas in alleyway using nunchucks.
24. Glad I brought my nunchucks with me when I left the flat.
25. Ran into Mycroft-my gosh he's gained more weight!
26. Decided not to go with him to receive award from the Queen.
27. Ignored Irene's text to go on date soon.
28. Found Jerry in my pocket.
29. Went back home to put Jerry back in tank.
30. Slept.
FlyingLion: Well I guess that ends it for this week. I think I'll write the next chapter on Monday. Gives me a break for the weekend to work on the other fics I need to do.