1. Woke up.
2. Made scrambled eggs.
3. Gave Jerry scrambled eggs.
4. Glared at him when he didn't eat them.
5. Massaged feet.
6. Went out to look for a lamp.
7. Bought a lamp.
8. Bumped into Anderson.
9. He's buying medication-too easy to figure out why.
10. Ignored text from Moriarty.
11. Changed my number.
12. Bumped into John's girlfriend.
12. She's buying him a hideous scarf.
14. Watched Jerry jump from coat pocket onto John's girlfriend.
15. Ran with Jerry away from John's furious girlfriend.
16. Bumped into Molly carrying stacks of paper.
17. Knocked papers into another ninja (unintentional, for once I didn't know they were there).
18. Got a cake at coffee shop.
19. Spotted Anderson with Donavan outside.
20. Threw paper airplane hitting Anderson in the eye.
21. Ran from angry Anderson down alley way.
22. Fell into a pool.
23. Ignored women staring at my wet hair for some reason.
24. Went back home to dry off.
25. Did not notice I put number 12 twice on list.
26. Wrote hate mail to Moriarty.
27. Watched Jerry chase his tail-he's out of the tank again!
28. Took five nicotine patches.
29. Woke up finding John and girlfriend watching a "crime thriller" movie.
30. got kicked out after deducing the entire plot.