1. Woke up.
2. Washed hair to make sure to get perfect curls.
3. Dried hair.
4. Ate breakfast.
5. Dressed in coat inside due to freak rain storm sweeping London.
6. Looked at John's erotic video collection on John's laptop.
7. Got kicked out for noting John's taste in women in videos.
8. Went to look for Lestrade.
9. Found him at a Pumpkin donut shop.
10. Ate a Pumpkin donut.
*...Mm... donuts...*
11. Accidently got a ninja run over by a cab driver while calling said cab driver.
12. Went to Scotland Yard with Lestrade to reveal freak cyber terrorist blowing up buildings by pressing buttons.
13. Caught cyber terrorist by sending "Claim your prize" virus via Lestrade's phone.
14. Ignored miffed Lestrade while MI5 caught terrorist.
15. Got hit by a motorcyclist in black.
*Actually... she looked darker than black...*
16. Ignored text from Irene to have dinner.
17. Solved Moriarty's newest puzzle-really an actual puzzle this time? What am I seven?
18. Somehow averted America, Russia, China, and Great Britain from firing nuclear missiles at each other. ?
19. Texted John to meet me at Westminster.
20. Waited at Westminster.
21. Ignored John's complaints of having interrupted his date with Mary.
22. Pretended to be potato salesmen with John to get inside of ninja clan secret base.
23. Fought with ninja's using nunchaku/krav maga.
24. Left after being spared by "the Sensei".
25. Dragged speechless John all the way to Baker Street.
26. Stared at Jerry and wondered why he didn't escape the tank today.
27. Fed Jerry and Ferdinand potatoes.
28. Took shower.
29. Stumbled on John watching his "videos".
30. Went downstairs to calm myself down with Mrs. Hudson.
FlyingLion:
Yeah IDK this one is most ultra-random. I'm surprised that for once I felt like not having Jerry be the escape artist he's been made out to be and that the ninja theme is kind of becoming bigger in a sense. I'm also kinda miffed I didn't use Ferdinand as much either. Maybe next time.