FlyingLion: Been gone a while. Yeah as interest in Sherlock waned but I think now that we're in hiatus again (for the next new episodes) interest might come back. So here's a new entry. PS: I'll start writing the chapters to be more up to date with post Season 3/during Season 3 stuff like John's marriage and whatnot.

Day 13

1. Played solitaire on John's laptop.

2. Ate a cookie.

*Mm... raspberry and white chocolate...*

3. Shot at wall with bow and arrow.

4. Woke up John and Mary.

5. Left Baker Street in cab.

6. Got a hair cut.

7. Closelined ninja walking outside.

8. Took taxi to Scotland Yard.

9. Discussed five cases with Lestrade over tea.

10. Ignored diss from Donovan walking in to give tea.

*She's still having affair with Anderson*

11. Impersonated Agent Smith in front of Anderson.

12. Ignored weird look from Anderson.

13. Left Scotland Yard.

14. Picked up Yams for Mrs. Hudson.

15. Ate sandwich at Mrs. Hudson's.

15. Found Jerry in coat pocket.

16. Dispensed Jerry back into tank.

17. Ignored text from... CAM?

18. Figured out who CAM was quickly sending text back.

19. Stepped onto flash mob in old quarter.

20. Carefully walked out avoiding telephone cameras.

21. Read text from John about being in flash mob video on YouTube.

*700 million views already?*

22. Responded to rude comments on appearance on Flash mob video via phone.

23. Found video on napkin folding origami.

24. Favorited video.

25. Picked up dry cleaning on way home.

26. Went to Dixies Chicken.

27. Went back home to eat chicken.

28. Took a nap.

29. Woke up with Ferdinand sitting on face.

30. Gave Ferdinand a bagel.